Tinder Guide, you don't have to be a 10/10

Hello guys here after being inspired, will give
some tricks to be successful on tinder!

>First know your date pool, know what type of girls
would swipe to you, for me it is edgy girls
that likes anime and communism, soo my pictures
enhance the atribute that makes them like me

>Second, write a bios that is interesting, shows about yourself
but that don't pass 2 lines, you can use emojis, some jokes [be careful]

>if you are soo ugly, post pictures that are different, some girls hate
the average guy, that have a picture of his face and thats it, be different mate

>don't swipe to every girl, tinder punish who does that, swipe for your date pool

>Conversation, try to get her out of there, escalate your talk in a way that you will
go out in a date our get her number, talking in tinder sucks, nobody likes it and
makes you look desperate

>Put your instagram there is a plus

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>communism
fuck off jewish faggot

can polniggers please go back to their containment board and stop trying to derail every thread?

Here's a picture example of my bios and picture
i have a shirtless one even soo i am skinny as hell
because here in the US is a demand, girls here
are empty as fuc.

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>communism
Jesus Christ. It disgusts me that Jewish degenerates like you can openly spout your poison and nobody gives a fuck.

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i am libertarian, what political position of the
girl i am making out doesn't matter, if she is
cool, pretty and down to fuck it is okay to me

i'm don't like or spam communist propaganda, read what i said there.

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Horrible faggot.

>First know your date pool, know what type of girls would swipe to you

how do you do this

Frankly, Allan, you disgust me because you remind me of myself at your age. Read culture of critique.

>voce ta no college

are you a fellow Brazilfag OP?

>47 matches
Damn that's pretty good. What do you look like on a scale of 1-10?

How do i advertise that i'm rich? Like rich enough to support an entire family comfortably without neither me nor her ever needing a job.

Post a pic with an expensive car or big house so they know you're rich.

Ok

was hard to figured, only start noticing after my first gf
but you can figured out looking to your style, your way
in your life did you have any girl that was attracted to you friend?

Hahahahaha, why i remind you ?
never heard of the book, it is sociology shit?


ola macaco

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I don't want to buy an expensive car because that's just bad investment. I also don't want to buy property yet because i don't know where i want to live yet.

6 and 8 when i was working out

You see my description, it is short but even soo
tells soo much about me, shows that i am bilingual, that "i'm funny" that i like indie girls
i don't know you but you can joke about it
depending in your personality with famous brands like gucci or versace

Just got 2 more, i was 90% that the second
girl would swipe me, but "Maya" i was uncertainty
because she looks like a normal girl in some pictures, the time of girl that wears gap clothes
and drinks starbucks.

i'm really intrigued by that comment, hope you
return my friend

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Forgot the pic, dumb as fuc, here, i swiped 3 girls
2 i got it

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Right, so how exactly should i advertise that i'm rich?

Okay, that's a good stuff for you, because i notice
that girls in US are really empty, only cares for
looks or money, soo there is a lot of ways to do that

if you travel a lot, you can post pictures in
different places in the world
If you like to show off, looks for soundcloud
rappers and make pictures like them
If are a gentleman, take pictures dressed like john wick or the average young adult CEOs
"type of guy that wears social clothes with a backpack"
Nice places, holding expensive drinks or smoking a cigar is cool


I advise against taking pictures besides your
"Expensive car" because showing off makes you looks childish, soo if you want to take the
soundcloud rappers approach you have to make in a way that the audience knows that you are rich but you are playing, if you take pictures serious with your cars will show that you are empty

about your bios, you doesn't necessarily need to advise that you are rich, but that you succeeds in your job/ career
it depends of what you are, i don't know you
soo it is hard for me to give a advice

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Ola porra

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>tinder
okay fag

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I'm a not great looking dude with 76 matches. Attached a recent screenshot from a day I woke up to 16 messages--no, not 16 different girls, I had messages from 4 girls and a few sent more than one.

Anyway, my method is this:

I send puppy gifs. I say "hey I thought your profile looked interesting so I decided to send you this puppy." Then BAM! Gif of a cute puppy waving at them. Response rate is like 90% plus and I have severe facial asymmetry.

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Post your face. My guess is you're at least a 6/10

I like how you're trying to help us but the guide is pretty useless sorry. You're an 8/10 with a couple chad features. If you were actually as ugly as the average robot you wouldn't get any matches.

now that you mention it, it's usually offbeat artsy types with undiagnosed mental illness. just fuck my shit up

I'm not, men i am have weak chin and skinny
as fuc, the pictures enhance my good features
what it is my "chad features"

Just go to a 2nd world country as a white and then make an excel sheet to manage the results.

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these girls looks terrible

all you assholes acting like tinder is so easy but you live in huge metropolitan areas. my city has a pop of 325,733 and theres fuck all to do here. our biggest tourist attraction are the mall and the beach, but due to texas beach laws there is no development on the coast, and the city is owned by old, close-minded who resent development and expansion.
i swear if i lived in a bigger, better place i wouldnt be a bitter virgin incel. ive been on tinder for 6 months and ive had a grand total of ~70 matches, most too far away to realistically meet (>100 miles away) and the ones i try to talk to, which i could only match with using super swipe, always seem uninterested and bored. in those 6 months ive been on a grand total of 2 dates, and both were just using me for weed.

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Yeah, but you can filter the girls you dont want. Usually you dont have a pool of girls to filter.

Also, you wouldnt expect that the best girls would chat me first.

Now I know what being a woman on tinder feels like.

>when you have 47 matches and think you're hot shit

Will this work in Argentina or Chile?

Friend, you didn't read me saying or implying
i am "Hot shit", the title for the thread are
"Tinder Guide, you don't have to be a 10/10"
i'm here teaching ways to get more matches
that's my second account, both having 2,3 matches
per week, the title explain the situation of this thread
soo we have 2 options for you:

>Either you didn't learn how to interpret texts

or

>You are mad at something and came to this exact thread with a pre-reply to the post without reading nothing

now you're just being hypocritical and blurting out you get 2-3 matches per week, implying that you're superior to the robots here
2-3 aint shit senpai

>anyone who doesn't like communism is Jow Forums

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So, are you a virgin, a NEET, or both?

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I'm not going to plaster my face on an app where schoolmate roasties who remember me as the autistic retard will find me and make fun of me with my guy friends at the gym.

tinder shoahd my account for a second time
should i make another?
got 6 girls to send me nudes yesterday

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what would i get implying "i am superior" to
fellow robots in Jow Forums? what's the benefits mate
serious wtf

God I wish so bad I were good-looking

What even makes you think you're even in the same universe as the rest of us

Oh shit, how long have you been saving that canned line?

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is just pictures, you can do that
the only problem if you are fat as fuc

Even if I did that, girl would see I'm ugly IRL then it would be worse, no? Lying like that

I just mean, don't pretend to give advice to people like everyone here looked like you

i know mate, but read what i said in the beginning
you have to learn what's your date pool
it is impossible that in your entire life not 1 girl
had a little attraction in you

>that one chink and one spic
lel

what is a good city in america with whores?

no los angeles or new york ive already hit them up

>>First know your date pool, know what type of girls
Nobody because every girl is a thot here and I'm not the top 1% Chad

>Second, write a bios that is interesting, shows about yourself
Done

>>if you are soo ugly, post pictures that are different, some girls hate
I think I'm average, but again, no Chad so no swipes

Atlanta, I'd say that 90% of women here are whores.

for some reason i expect there to be many niggers in that area

Man, show your tinder, as you can see, i don't
look like a chad, if you are average you are
missing something, is like writing a resume
you can't see the mistakes, only by making
other people see

I'd rather not show pics of myself on this board.

not pictures of yourself,
just your profile in tinder

Might give you some messages but i doubt puppy pictures increase your chance of good sex.

>the type of girls I can get, my "pool", I have very little in common with
>the type of girls I can have a conversation with most likely wont like me because blackbot

no but its only you autists you cant see how being an absolute sperg about an unrelated topic isnt disruptive and ruins every thread

>>the type of girls I can get, my "pool", I have very little in common with

i need to my effort user, leave the comfort zone

put effort***

can anons stop shitting on him ffs, i mean yeah i get that he has good intentions and was also alone like us and is trying to help us get with girls.
nothing wrong with taking in this information and curate it.
i mean i get that he's handsome and has that lean artsy look going on with good facial features. so whatever he's saying may not apply to us at all. he really thinks everything is attitutude and doesnt believe he's better than most here.

But, take it with a grain of salt, i think that's good way to go robots.
is he wrong in finding out our dating pool and focus on that?
and there are always 4/10 and 5/10s if you need to stick it in a warm hole desperately.
if you are trying out of your league then shut the fuck up and keep trying as i am currently.

and to OP, i appreciate the help but we literally dont have the looks or confidence to pull off those shirtless pics (i mean you have a fuking adonis belt in default mode) girls love that shit which isnt the case for us

I hope everyone everywhere dies right now.

fucking amen user

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>adonis belt

thanks for the reply, but i didn't have soo much
before working out, today i don't do shit
and my body looks terrible [ that is just a pic]
but working out change your body in a way
that you will never be the same
my adonis belt was created in the gym

This my profile

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I haven't really put in much of an effort but I have tried going outside my CZ. I have to do it irl though because I think I'm better at irl interactions than online unless I'm talking to people from Jow Forums.

AHAHAAHAHA Jow Forums user here.
adonis is genetic, you can tone it but it wont go away it comes by birth.

it's true you can improve body by going to gym, that's what i'm doing but you have very good features that you dont know how important those are. you are right you're just a plain guy with lean body and shabby hair.
we are not even like that. you have good facial features. it's not the case for us.
you may think that your humor is what's getting you girls but it's not. those pics are what's getting girls wet.

>be trucker
>Say I travel
>Post pictures of the sunset at truck stops
>Pretend I'm seeing the world
>Label the pictures as if they were different countries

>Wow user u are so sophisticated!

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if you really are a software developer, then use that.
remove that level shit. remember it's good to have nihilistic bios but do it with a cocky attitude. if you are just negative on yourself in bio, it sounds weak and will throw off girls away.
put in some quotes from big bang theory, silicon valley and shows like that. it connects with them.

use some basic CS jokes, not advanced just enough to make the girls think they are intelligent to get it like binary jokes, or jokes regarding error codes like want a girl who doesnt 404 me? or 127.0.0.1 jokes . any girl who took a course on CS will connect with you over this. works for me.

it is cool but doesn't tell about yourself
and i need to see your first pic, this is important
the first pic is what caught attention

just try with fat girls mate


that's true, i agree with 5/6 of your reply
looks are really the first thing they notice
but being just looks sucks, what makes a girl
likes you is your approach with them
i'm being serious, i don't know here in the us
but in my country i got a lot of girls just by the
way i would approach them, like lying a lot
pretending to be something that the girl would
like, creating characther, because good looks
are common, but the way you act thats
makes the difference.

smart. also trucking is one of the true robot /comfy/ jobs. no one to give you shit, just riding out

Guys low quality bait.

>the virgin approach

i agree but you dont understand, we get rejected in the first look itself. we dont even get an invite to even talk to them.
the cold look they give me on the first look irl and the way they react when im talking to them shows this.
they keep replying with one word answers and expect me to type in essays of jokes for them.
we dont even cross the first level to even do anything. that's what frustrates us.

>No one gives you shit
>He's never been brake checked daily by fags in 100000 dollar cars
>He's never turned on a CB radio

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I agree it's 100x comfier than office or factory work though.

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ofcourse i'm talking comparably faggot lol. desk jobs just suck your life out.
t.did an internship for a goods company. best summer i had.

Fpbp.

Posts like this make me more dedicated to shitposting, knowing that I'm triggering leftist faggots every time

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Ask yourself why are you chasing after someone that is so shallow then?

Oh right, because you think you aren't worthy of anyone, keep up with that mindset and you'll become it.

>just try with fat girls mate

I just get it in my head that they get fucked on the regular because they're fat and will let any thug nigga fuck them. Fat girls in the city have too high self esteem because of black guys.

I appreciate what you're trying to do, but nothing will help if your facial features are below average. You got a great jawline, a symmetrical face with a good looking nose and chin, and lots of artsy chicks are into guys with your body type.

I understand, but this can be solve if you low your
bar, dating is economy, if you start dating
and getting more girls, your value start getting
higher, i just moved out, i didn't have sex or kissed
a girl in almost 2 months, i just stay home studying and doing
nothing because i don't know the deal here, don't know clubs
places and i'm not in college yet, but after you figured out
the places to go, you need to try out.

are you retarded you fucking faggot.

>why am i chasing after someone that is shallow?
bitch all the girls do this, this is not under my control.

of course i think i'm worthy hence i keep trying and keep improving, it doesnt change those cold hard looks you fucking idiot.

I ran a fake tinder profile with an instagram slut with no boosts and had a 100% success rate literally every swipe was a match. Meanwhile the male equivalent got like 20 matches.

Tinder is only for women and chads, it's suicide fuel for everyone else.

Locationcel. This is a very real problem, fortunately one that can be fixed without surgery.

you are spending soo much time in Jow Forums
this doesn't happen, of course girls
have more dates than man, but low tier women
will get low tier shit, the blacks goes to these
because they are low tier in the city you are seeing, soo you are a tier above them

I lost 80lbs from 240 to 160.

I'm 25.

In terms of dating how fucked am I?

I got loose skin. And stretch marks where my limbs join my body.

Not as bad as the fag in pic related, but idk if it's even possible/worth the effort to sieve threw a bunch of women who would be repulsed by it.

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You can get surgery to get all that removed.

>10k
>Not covered by insurance.

JUST

How fast did you lose weight? I lost 90 lbs in the course of a year and never had the issue of loose skin.

im a robot and even i can tell communism and jews are a cancer and will call them out on it.

this doesn't work if you're poor and/or are just living average life and dont have the money.


honestly you cant get women by going in straight forward way with your situation.
go by the way of guilt trip way that most tumblrinas do with #fatlove etc etc.

just push your stuff straight on like would love open minded girls who are up for a good outing with a loose skin guy who recently lost a lot of weight.

something similar like this, if it's not clear i can expand on this user.

I spend much more time irl than I do on Jow Forums these days. i've been ina bit of a funk lately but I know I'm in my own head. Girls give me looks and shit all the tiem I'm just too scared to make a decisive move. I'll overthink and give myself outs.

desu 10k isn't that much. I feel like most people can save up that amount with the same amount discipline that it took you to loose 80 lbs

About 5-6 months. I lost a lot of weight in highschool before gaining it back, and had no skin issues.

Idk this time it's probably because of age, and the fact I packed on like 100lbs in two years after college.

I'm brown slinned, so it's automatically a lose for me.

It's typically due to losing weight too fast for the body to adjust.

Are you skinny?
Origen.

doesnt work lolo

No, juyst a Jow Forums loser

I tried tinder a while back, got matches and messaged the girls but when it came to meeting up, they got skittish. Any tips with that?