/britfeel/

cant beleev da cheek ov dat posh wanka
u shud av sparkd im aht

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why don't you want to be a sick kunt, are you low test or something?

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wpfp tbqf

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GOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLL

why did you reply with an image of a snarling little chinese girl

Suicide hotline in scouseland is gonna be fun

First for abdl lads

Got the house to myself for a whole week, only using the bathroom for changes and showers like a good boy

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Did anyone see that bale goal? That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, not even the scissor kick just the way real passed it around freely a good 50 times leading up to that

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well at least keep us informed. It could at least be entertaining.

what are they chatting atm, reptilians aliens are preventing the human race from ascending?

@45688284
>middle class poncey twat
Exactly what I expected goalposters to sound like

might go for a drunk /nightwalk/ in a bit lads, bored shitless i am

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im kool

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>having this much of a posh faggot accent

HAHAHHAHA, how much cock do you take up your ass?

very nice lad, very nice. love that little nasal singing voice, do us another one, will you?

quick rundown? i use duckduckgo and i value my privacy

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Anyone waiting for Noel on BBC 2

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HC you actually look better without filters desu.
Should give a go posting without them sometime

She notices you're typing when she opens your conversation, but then if you don't actually send anything it confuses her? Maybe?

eerily familiar
but I told myself I wouldn't indulge in that stuff again until I've lost a bit of weight

there'll be other holidays

Yes. Because this is something I recorded myself and not something that's been around for-fuckin-ever.

i did a rap for u
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>Did anyone see that bale goal?
Nah think you were the only one m8

comfy music
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Finished my shift at the pub, but I got roped into 2 hours over time because my Boss went to visit her husband, who just got out of hospital after a hip replacement. I wouidn't have minded if I was asked, rather than her fucking off and giving no indication of time other than "I won't be long".

Ah well. Finished up, came home, and went to the local Kebaby.

Oh, we also had a Dakota fly over LOW AF earlier, lads. Tried to get a pic, but I wasn't expecting it to fly over.

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>for-fucking-ever
You even type like a faggot. Absolute state of goalposters, not that it's surprising

fucking cheating spanish CUNTS

The only comfy music worth talking about
dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lads

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how did they cheat lol

not into REM but this one's a tune lad, well done
you did that Donkey Kong rap a while ago yeah? that was hilarious

t. scouser

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It was fucking stunning Lad. Liverpool got REKT after that.

pulling salah's shoulder out of it's socket

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Liverpool didn't get rekt mate, it was literally just Karius being an autistic retard. Fairly even game apart from that

It was clearly unintentional, they were both pushing back and forth for the ball, Salah put his arm under Ramos' and then when he fell his other shoulder snapped

Is James Blake /ourlad/?

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Nice. I remember 2 chinooks flying over my mums house once. The house shook

You sound like devvo

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Yeah he cost them the game.

FOOKIN SAK 'IM, 2 FOOKIN RITE LAD

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have all these been done in MS paint? youre too good for here laddy, get out there and get some proper art done for the masses, dont forget to rip into football brainlets as a side line though

>tries to sound like a rough northerner
>still sounds like a poncey faggot
Embarrassing. Don't you have uni exams or something?

not mine laddio, should've known from the filename you silly boy

use startpage

orignleslut

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How are you spending your last late night before returning to toil?

oh, you do have jobs, don't you?

We get those frequently here, live near an RAF base, but today was the day they fly an old aircraft the length of the Severn Gorge for some reason.

didnt bother paying attention, shame on me, shame

>get out there
I don't think he gets out much to tell you the truth, he'd rather sit in and take the piss out of working class people. Also it's a stupid brit/pol/ meme so none of these are made by him (filename too)

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Only plebs who work minimum wage do Sundays you fucking paki.

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Not yet Moni lass but I start in just over a week. Are you still fucking up at work? Also how much do you make a month (net)? I want to make fun of you

>go out to the pub to watch the match with dad
>dad standing at the bar with his mates
>one of them's blabbing on to me while i'm trying to watch the game, his breath fucking stinking
>we get owned 3-1
>hang around for a bit before i feel like going home
>hear dad say "surely he doesn't wanna go home yet?"
>feel a jolt of sadness
>taxi arrives
>taxi driver is a fucking evertonian
>dad stays in the pub while i get a ride home
>close to tears in the taxi
lads.....

>last LATE night
As in we go to bed early on a Sunday because we're working on Monday. Moni is clearly more intelligent than you, even as a paki

Really caught his essence, whatchu think lids.

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u fookin tel im lad
if ah see dat fookin pooftah cal u a suvverner agen hell be getin his teef nocked aht

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Kek calm down lid

It's hilarious how non-threatening you sound but you got a chuckle out of me at least lad, wp

The fuck you want, youre god dam chromosomes back?

to be fair when he was sat down his belly probably did look alot bigger

what's are weinberg done now

>youre god dam chromosomes
Hush sweety, intelligent men and women with jobs are conversing here

He's an incel patriach. He turned himself in after the police want to get em dun for rape. Cause sucking dick for a million dollars is rape you dirty incels

Got over 1,100 quid deposited in my account yesterday

I'll be starting a higher page job in a bit

fucked up massively, need to pay off over 200 quid, sent an email to my manager instead of talking to them in person

That's the point lad nobody can match the sheer knuckdragger levels of gobshitery that northerners have in their voices, best I could do considering I actually graduated from a university.

He had sex with a few women in exchange for roles in films and then years later after they faded into obscurity they claimed he raped them

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oh and what job will you be doing?

call centre too?
warehouse?
retail like a normie?

rip morgan freeman

>Came home to watch the game with family
>5 hour drive to work tomorrow morning

Pls end me

who the fuck do you think you are, your probably a paki to

>oh and what job will you be doing?
>call centre too? warehouse? retail like a normie?
Law firm actually.

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having a good old laugh at the liverpool subrettit

Childs understanding of sexual harassment/assault

Grecian bender trying to ridicule /ourlass/
Outrage.

I work in retail and I like it. I'll probably work in retail for a long time, maybe forever.

Why does /britfeel/ hate scousers?

ALL PROSTITUTION IS RAPE

Northern inbred retards

>Match with someone to donate bone marrow
>You can pull out of the procedure at any time
>For the two weeks prior to the procedure, the recipient receives chemotherapy that destroys all the bone marrow in their body
>If you pull out right when you are supposed to make the donation, the patient will not receive the bone marrow to replace the marrow removed during chemotherapy
>Patient has a very small chance of survival, because you can only survive a very small amount of time without bone marrow.

Kind of fucked up to be honest. If you chicken out on the day of the donation there's a pretty high chance the recipient will die.

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Fuck off Jun. You should know about childrens' understanding of sexual harrassment eh you nonce

because they dont talk proper

But i'm not a product of inbreeding and i'm not mentally retarded lad

simply devilish lid, thanks for the top tip

>Why does Britain hate scousers

ftfy

>grecian bender
Friendly reminder the Ancient Greeks were quite literally patrician

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>Why does the world hate scousers

touched up a bit more

Shouldn't you be down the mosque, la?

is there a shit load of lightning around south london lads?

seeing lots of really bright flashes over that way from down here