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do not fren.
i never work out and the only gains i make is my elo.
i like to get 1.7k a day and usually eat 2.1k because i hate myself :^)
yet you are your own self.
in one week, it will be the 10th anniversary of pic related
Crippling anxiety your entire existence.
im high as fuck and cant comprehend this message a girl sent me can someone please translate it the background is she is acting weird
I can see the attractiveness, it essentially diminishes societal responsibility and gives you a new identity. Still dont recommend it though because its probably someone stringing you along for money or attention.
hahaha yes what a life it is :^)
sometimes it hurts a lot....
Im changing the world user, dont poop on my parade.
sorry lad i'm sober and it makes no sense, something about when she opens your whatsapp chat she notices you stop typing to her
lad you better have been stoned as fuck at the time of recording
cant beleev da cheek ov dat posh wanka
u shud av sparkd im aht
why don't you want to be a sick kunt, are you low test or something?
why did you reply with an image of a snarling little chinese girl
Suicide hotline in scouseland is gonna be fun
Got the house to myself for a whole week, only using the bathroom for changes and showers like a good boy
Did anyone see that bale goal? That was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, not even the scissor kick just the way real passed it around freely a good 50 times leading up to that
well at least keep us informed. It could at least be entertaining.
what are they chatting atm, reptilians aliens are preventing the human race from ascending?
middle class poncey twat
Exactly what I expected goalposters to sound like
might go for a drunk /nightwalk/ in a bit lads, bored shitless i am
having this much of a posh faggot accent
HAHAHHAHA, how much cock do you take up your ass?
very nice lad, very nice. love that little nasal singing voice, do us another one, will you?
quick rundown? i use duckduckgo and i value my privacy
Anyone waiting for Noel on BBC 2
HC you actually look better without filters desu.
Should give a go posting without them sometime
She notices you're typing when she opens your conversation, but then if you don't actually send anything it confuses her? Maybe?
but I told myself I wouldn't indulge in that stuff again until I've lost a bit of weight
there'll be other holidays
Yes. Because this is something I recorded myself and not something that's been around for-fuckin-ever.
i did a rap for u
Did anyone see that bale goal?
Nah think you were the only one m8
Finished my shift at the pub, but I got roped into 2 hours over time because my Boss went to visit her husband, who just got out of hospital after a hip replacement. I wouidn't have minded if I was asked, rather than her fucking off and giving no indication of time other than "I won't be long".
Ah well. Finished up, came home, and went to the local Kebaby.
Oh, we also had a Dakota fly over LOW AF earlier, lads. Tried to get a pic, but I wasn't expecting it to fly over.
You even type like a faggot. Absolute state of goalposters, not that it's surprising
fucking cheating spanish CUNTS
The only comfy music worth talking about
how did they cheat lol
not into REM but this one's a tune lad, well done
you did that Donkey Kong rap a while ago yeah? that was hilarious
It was fucking stunning Lad. Liverpool got REKT after that.
pulling salah's shoulder out of it's socket
Liverpool didn't get rekt mate, it was literally just Karius being an autistic retard. Fairly even game apart from that
It was clearly unintentional, they were both pushing back and forth for the ball, Salah put his arm under Ramos' and then when he fell his other shoulder snapped
Is James Blake /ourlad/?
Nice. I remember 2 chinooks flying over my mums house once. The house shook
You sound like devvo
Yeah he cost them the game.
FOOKIN SAK 'IM, 2 FOOKIN RITE LAD
have all these been done in MS paint? youre too good for here laddy, get out there and get some proper art done for the masses, dont forget to rip into football brainlets as a side line though
tries to sound like a rough northerner
still sounds like a poncey faggot
Embarrassing. Don't you have uni exams or something?
not mine laddio, should've known from the filename you silly boy
How are you spending your last late night before returning to toil?
oh, you do have jobs, don't you?
We get those frequently here, live near an RAF base, but today was the day they fly an old aircraft the length of the Severn Gorge for some reason.
didnt bother paying attention, shame on me, shame
get out there
I don't think he gets out much to tell you the truth, he'd rather sit in and take the piss out of working class people. Also it's a stupid brit/pol/ meme so none of these are made by him (filename too)
Only plebs who work minimum wage do Sundays you fucking paki.
Not yet Moni lass but I start in just over a week. Are you still fucking up at work? Also how much do you make a month (net)? I want to make fun of you
go out to the pub to watch the match with dad
dad standing at the bar with his mates
one of them's blabbing on to me while i'm trying to watch the game, his breath fucking stinking
we get owned 3-1
hang around for a bit before i feel like going home
hear dad say "surely he doesn't wanna go home yet?"
feel a jolt of sadness
taxi driver is a fucking evertonian
dad stays in the pub while i get a ride home
close to tears in the taxi
last LATE night
As in we go to bed early on a Sunday because we're working on Monday. Moni is clearly more intelligent than you, even as a paki
Really caught his essence, whatchu think lids.
u fookin tel im lad
if ah see dat fookin pooftah cal u a suvverner agen hell be getin his teef nocked aht
Kek calm down lid
It's hilarious how non-threatening you sound but you got a chuckle out of me at least lad, wp
The fuck you want, youre god dam chromosomes back?
to be fair when he was sat down his belly probably did look alot bigger
what's are weinberg done now
youre god dam chromosomes
Hush sweety, intelligent men and women with jobs are conversing here
He's an incel patriach. He turned himself in after the police want to get em dun for rape. Cause sucking dick for a million dollars is rape you dirty incels
Got over 1,100 quid deposited in my account yesterday
I'll be starting a higher page job in a bit
fucked up massively, need to pay off over 200 quid, sent an email to my manager instead of talking to them in person
That's the point lad nobody can match the sheer knuckdragger levels of gobshitery that northerners have in their voices, best I could do considering I actually graduated from a university.
He had sex with a few women in exchange for roles in films and then years later after they faded into obscurity they claimed he raped them
oh and what job will you be doing?
call centre too?
retail like a normie?
rip morgan freeman
Came home to watch the game with family
5 hour drive to work tomorrow morning
Pls end me
who the fuck do you think you are, your probably a paki to
oh and what job will you be doing?
call centre too? warehouse? retail like a normie?
Law firm actually.
having a good old laugh at the liverpool subrettit
Childs understanding of sexual harassment/assault
Grecian bender trying to ridicule /ourlass/
I work in retail and I like it. I'll probably work in retail for a long time, maybe forever.
Why does /britfeel/ hate scousers?
ALL PROSTITUTION IS RAPE
Northern inbred retards
Match with someone to donate bone marrow
You can pull out of the procedure at any time
For the two weeks prior to the procedure, the recipient receives chemotherapy that destroys all the bone marrow in their body
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Patient has a very small chance of survival, because you can only survive a very small amount of time without bone marrow.
Kind of fucked up to be honest. If you chicken out on the day of the donation there's a pretty high chance the recipient will die.
Fuck off Jun. You should know about childrens' understanding of sexual harrassment eh you nonce
because they dont talk proper
But i'm not a product of inbreeding and i'm not mentally retarded lad
simply devilish lid, thanks for the top tip
Why does Britain hate scousers
Friendly reminder the Ancient Greeks were quite literally patrician
Why does the world hate scousers
touched up a bit more
Shouldn't you be down the mosque, la?
is there a shit load of lightning around south london lads?
seeing lots of really bright flashes over that way from down here
implying every major city in the UK doesn't have a muzzie problem
They're coming :) enjoy lid
Did say that though did I. Unironically radfem and I see no problem with selling yourself if it's not coercive.
Sure is easier to talk to someone if you put words in their mouth though isn't it
But only one major city has Scousers thank god.
if e scores anuva few then we'll be muslim too
You can't even type out a proper reply, youre done mate.
w-whats coming lid?
Friendly reminder, lodged pieces of gum in your throat CAN KILL
Ffs Lad I'm not Jun
Should I let myself out?
watch the sky, it starts tonight :^)
Let yourself out from this plane of existance
Nice dodge mate. Have fun being a brainlet
this had me howling laddius
ban assault gums
Not him and this isn't really the appropriate place to talk about it, but do you really think these aspiring actresses were 'forced' to suck his dick, instead of them doing it to get roles? Everyone knows that stuff goes on, it's just that no one wants to be accused of victim blaming or whatever the fuck
Ancient Greeks were quite literally patrician
Also quite literally a bit bendy :)
what is it with you and ebin? you're a creep, mate. sort yourself out, you very weird man
i feel really bad about the robot i met in the psychward. he was in there for depression - he tried to kill himself by jumping in front of a car.
he was my friend while i was in there. we planned to get drunk and smoke weed together when we got out. i gave him my number and he promised to get a phone when he got out so he could text me.
he never texted me. he's probably fucking dead, let's be honest. i wish i could have stayed in contact with him.
feels bad man
What does he mean by this?
Football is the ultimate onyon sport.
did ya suck his little dick while you were sectioned up?
f-fuck you lid, i get really paranoid when i see a big flash, even fireworks spook me
pic very related
put far too much paprika and garlic on my mince here. Should be interesting
I'm not the other mould orbiter. I think we both actually like Ebin, we're just having a laugh
Yeah it's not the best place to talk about it, I'll leave it after this post as you're quite right.
Never said they were forced not raped, and neither did these women. Abuse of positions of power is a thing though; you can be coerced into sex without it being literal rape. It's putting words in my mouth to say I said they were forced so literally. This is recognised in law so it's not even like it's just my opinion, it's as close as we can get to something objective about such a topic.
Victim blaming also exists and is a problem when dealing with cases of sexual assault or harassment.
THIS IS SERIOUS PLEASE GUYS THIS IS A HUMAN BEAN
he hasn't posted here for months yet you still suck him off every chance, it's just strange.
HE'S COMING BACK TO UNITED LAD
I'm eating paprika pringles actually. Scrape it off if you can
Ebin and Tilde both post as user
t. someone who knows
would really love a good loud rainstorm tonight lads
Lads I have only shagged one girl and it was my one and only girlfriend I had at 22. i'm now 27 and never touched another girl in my life.
Am I a failed normie or a lucky robot who managed to hide his autism for a few months so he could have a bunch of sex?
I don't cause it would scare my guineas
He's very entertaining even when he isn't here tbf, probably the best personality /britfeel/ has not counting Britnormie. THREE blog posts about a piece of gum that may or may not be stuck in his throat
they sound like dumbasses then
and maybe should go extinct??
also they smell bad
tfw roomate's guinea is pissing blood
h-hope he's alright
I put it on before cooking so it is cooked in with the mince. Tastes alright though so we good
probably the best personality /britfeel/ has not counting Death Chan.
fixed that for you
A robot doesn't get lucky. Wouldn't even say failed normie, probably just lazy. You had a gf.
what originally doth life?
you lads can fuckign get out
we /thunder and lightning/ now
what difference would it make if you count death chan? no one cares for him
She's lucky if she was in my village I'd just pick her up and face fuck her daily, the fuck she gunna do? walk away?
why lad?? I hope your guineas are alright, I was just sharing a sad feel about the ones I live with
sorry lad i thought you were saying bad things just because
maybe he should take it to the vet asap?
face fuck her daily, the fuck she gunna do?
She'd bite your dick off mate
Bite your nob off you mong, how did you not consider this?
Normie get out reeeee reeeee reeeee!
I mean if you told me you took the easy way out and saw a prostitute you would be among our ranks, yet you had the courage of chad and were able to dominate a girl naturally without paying and used your charm and charisma to fuck a girl, your a failed normie through and through no more no less.
Yeah thats why you knock her teeth out, come on lads step it up
Umm, death chan owns the place alright, you learn that fast.
Yea he's been taken, it's some kind of urinary infection. He'll be alright I think it was just scary seeing blood
How many guineas have you got?
You ever had a baby try to bite your finger with their gums? A fucking adult would snap your bell off
I know you're shitposting but it boggles my mind he's posting here while in sixth form. Lad needs to get out, for his own sake
is he taking medicine for it? what colour is he lid
Contemplating getting up early just for a Maccies breakfast wrap
tfw no bucket gf
Making something for you lids, if you grew up or watched cartoons in the 90's you'll love this.
alright lads, shit fucking match, trying to get over it by drinking heavily, also binge eating, just about to eat a whole tub of ben and jerrys peanut butter cup
back to watching battlestar galactica, hopefully can distract me
I think he's just lonely tbqh, we're probably the only social interaction he has
I can't deny your post. But I don't feel like it is me. I simply targeted a shy lonely/needy girl who I thought would be easy and faked the fuck out of my personality and suppressed my autism to woo her.
After a few months, it fell apart spectacularly as you can't keep a facade like that up and she ditched me.
If you've made it then I already love it.
haha so happy liverpool fans don't have another cup to never shut up about
Dunno lad I've left it with the flatmate. He's this fluffy fucker
I'm a failed normie too, where do I go? Fuck right off before mentioning leddit. Think I will continue posting here and just not talk about that
you can only dream of finals, mate
other than his mates at school
Shame Salah got injured, he was the one one that could... Karius
How should I confront a girl about her feelings for me in a way that won't jeopardise our friendship or potential relationship?
I got a 24/7 maccas near me and used to do this all the time, go there at stupid times like 3-4am and get early breakfast. On a diet now so can't ever go there sadly :(
It's nuts outside right now. I was just sitting there looking at the lightning for ages.
Was earlier. SW England here, near Wells. Had some awesome wall-shaking thunder, literally a minute of rain then nothing. :(
Feeling down and sick over the ref
wow he's a cute one, that looks like some real coarse fur he has. does he have a name
Too hard to judge you. For all i know the girl could have simply made a mistake or she could have been a fatty/ugly.
i don't follow football.
liverpool fans annoy me because more than other clubs they never shut up about the club, even to people who dont follow. its so annoying
jesus christ I've never seen lightning continuously fire over and over like this
She was chubby, but I like chubby girls they get me rock hard.
The ref? Don't you mean Karius?
WHO ELSE HERE /SOUTHEAST
WHAT A FUCKING THUNDERSTORM JESUS CHRIST
suppressed my autism to woo her.
not him. Literally most people do that when they first meet a girl. its only turbo normies that dont give a fuck. Everyone else puts on a bit of a show.
i dont know why you really care anyway. anyone can get a bird or a shag if they hard enough. Most people here are virgins because they are either kids or never try. if you want to put a label on it, be my guest
I'm getting a lot of lightning but not much thunder so it must be relatively far away
but I like chubby girls they get me rock hard.
Me too lad. Me too
I used to dislike chubsters but they've grown on me, maybe as my standards have fallen. As much as I still like toned stomachs they just look like fun
Tfw 32 and have been trying all my life to get a gf but can't as i'm awkward and ugly.
Thanks for making me feel like shit
Literally just spectacting from my window mate, shits a bit nutty
He is a thicc boi, name is Teddy! Post your guineas if you have them lad, they brighten up the thread
The irish ref on abortion, all those baby potatoes snuffed out while a increase in roasties is projected
She had a right pair of fat tits also lads. Fucking hell I wish I could go back to those days.
Looks kinda like phat emma watson on the right one.
I was going to today when I woke up at 9 but I
wound up lying in bed and edging for an hour so I had no time.
sorry lid I haven't got any, I'll take some tomorrow for you if you're still here
So turns out, werewolves are real
Haven't lived till you stick your pee pee between a fat pair of thighs lads
Is kikenight about?
in wolf form during the day
fook off mook
Least you have a solid collection for the wank bank. Was she one of those chubby girls with a really pretty face?
Storm is quite comfy tonight lads
quite comfy indeed
It's a schoolboy error I agree but it was likely a millennial werewolf.
I'm loving it, I've never seen so much thunder and lightning before
Feels sorry for the lads who live in places that flood though
Where you two at? Hastings here and trying to revise for exam tomorrow, I'm just a mess oh my. Gooooood
She had a very pretty moon face, it was super cute and got me diamonds every time she'd squirm.
getting proper spooked lids, fuck this storm
love a good storm me
its coming lad, dont believe their lies
whats a decent pet I can keep in my room, preferably doesn't need a lot of space and not a fish
its coming lad
what's coming? lad don't do a scare :(
budgie (get two, they go literally insane if left in isolation)
Do you actually try though and approach birds, flirt with them and ask them out? Don't say you have done it a few times because you are not going to get anywhere doing that.
would anyone here be interested in playing a board game together?
we would have to decide on a game in advance and read the rules beforehand but i'm sure it could be fun.
from the games on this website i'm thinking of concordia or DIE BURGEN VON BURGUND (castles of burgundy).
You will know when it arrives.
sudden spike in rain and thunder
feels good man, humidity should be less oppressive tomorrow
I prefer a nice pair of well built thighs myself. Result of hard work instead of being a pig
I can't even talk to people anymore due to massive self-esteem issues. I have gained 6 stone since then due to depression also
big ole oven pizza
big ole garlic bread
big ole storm outside
Lads I'm reaching peak comfy here. I'm not sure you can top this.
I think I'm on the wrong side of the south lid. Don't remember the last storm we got here
Watch out user. People go. Missing in. Storms like. This
Me too lad, me too.
Got my window open and everything, going to comf this one right out
sounds like a lovely idea lad but I'm about to go off to bed
Jow Forums doesn't help, I never used to care about my height back then before I came here but the manlet meme has fucking shot my self-confidence as i'm 5'6, I wear fucking insoles that add an inch i'm so self-conscious about it.
Tonight the harvest begins.
Well I'm sorry that you are going through a rough patch but you already know your problem
No mate that's the 29th
It a heavy thunderstorm? post a vorcaroo of it
simple as tbqh
if there's any interest i'll set it up for a few days time to give people time to read through the rules.
fall in line
Recorded a little guitar tune lads
love a man
homosexuality is a man
yeah nice on Jesus lad. Way to be a fucking idiot
homosexuality is a sin even. Your bible jabber got me fucked up
saying you love Jesus is enough to rustle Ahmed's prayer pyjamas
Quite but it seems to have passed on a bit, rain and the occasional thunder rolling back and lots of flashing from afar.
Took some video of the mad lightning lads
it's fucking scary
Havent talked to my muslim gf all ramadam, its probably over by now
just messin lah, dont mess yourself
if you don't love Jesus, you're a mudslime street shitter
insane levels of projection
Oh wow its literally a normal storm
that fucking accent man
I'm jealous lad, how come you broke up?
its always the same with way with some people. if you oppose /pol/ you're an sjw, if you oppose the left you're /pol/ etc etc, i am sure you get the idea.
Anyone have the picture of limmy with a gun pointed at his face making a really distorted face?
or it's all just bait which is far more likely
That's one of a few videos I've got one where it's much more frequent but it's long to upload and my potato hasn't recorded it well, also pics are too large for this board
hearing rain like this is just like watching asmr for me.
legs and arms get all tingly and i could fall right asleep
She wanted me to go places, meet her friends and family etc and as someone whos very introverted I couldn't hide it anymore and was very awkward around her family and friends and would often bail out and go home due to anxiety I guess.
Said I was messing her around and dumped me.
accidentally called a twitch streamer a 'amerimutt' and got permabanned lads
Im just going to rant lads, dont mind me, just need somewhere to post this.
You know lads, I no meme feel like a complete degenerate. Im not like obsessed with anime or wanking to weird shit, I just feel completely mentally deformed. The other day I saw someone I care about a lot, I hadnt spoken to them in a long time, and they were right where I was going. I had a fucking panic attack. My body just started shaking so much and I went dizzy. I left and calmed myself down, and tried to go in again twice but couldnt. Ive been doing breathing excercises and shit like that for fucking months now, hoping that I would get better, but Im back straight to square one again.
God Im so fucking lonely, I cant speak to anyone I care about because I start to fucking freak the fuck out, I try to deal with it but they always get uncomfortable on account of me shaking and turning really pale etc. Even online I get bad. And its not for lack of trying either, I hate how people will just see me as someone who took the anxiety meme too far.
I genuinely hate myself lads, I fucking despise every single action I do, and no matter how hard I try, I always fall back to my normal self. Im not going to stop trying, but my hearts not in this anymore. You know its a big cliche for people to talk other people out of suicide and what not, but its time like this where I see it for what it is. Its nothingness. And I used to be scared of that idea, but now. I mean fuck it an eternity of nothing, doesnt phase me. Im so tired of all this, so fucking tired of it. I just want it all to just stop. I dont think I can keep this shit up.
yank friend just messaged me that he lost his V
ask him for the story
"some cute redhead and my mate had a threesome it was amazing"
the absolute state
accidentally called a twitch streamer a 'amerimutt' and got permabanned Iads
You're a mug if you believe him.
Sounds like lies
dont be so sensitive led
yanks are always hyper sensitive
we take the piss out of ourselves too but they can't handle it
I lost my virginity at 14, but I feel only had great sex at 21. I'm 26 now and the last time I had sex was two years ago.
Based Thor thrashing down his lighting hammer on the heretics!
Come on then lad strike down those dirty inbred pakis, aswell as those filthy scheming kikes, alongside them weaking christcucks and not forgetting the traitorous politicians fucking smite them down with all your might!!!
implying it's not the wrath of allah summoned by the egyptians to kill Sergio Ramos
gooseberry we miss you come back
this. they sperg out all the time over nothing.
that is a shame lad, how are you getting on with the anxiety thing now? hope it is on the mend
Crossdressing faggot who fucked giants while crossdressing and had a literal cuck for dad
that pudge sticking out
disgusting skinny fat creature
bought a king curry pot noodle while drunk last night
never tried one before
didn't want it last night
might try it
wat do lads?
they're tasty lid
not liking a cute pot belly
never post a picture that's more interesting than your post. what in the fuck is going on in zimbabwe?
fuck I might go and make it. do I add the sauce thing or not?
GIVE ME CUMMIES
MAKE THEM SWEET
AND FOR MY TUMMY
GIVE ME CUMMIES
MAKE THEM SWEET
AND FOR MY TUMMY
Horrific taste, literally the worst features all in one
not thicc enough to have a nice arse
I can sort of understand the chubby lasses with big tits, and the skinny girls with small tits but a firm bum and abs, but this is the worst of both.
You get desensitized to it. I feel like this if I haven't been social for a while. Don't wait until you feel like going out just go out.
Literally nothing wrong with any of these.
What about her?
If anything it's even worse, I only leave to house to sign on these days
na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 29
They're getting closer lids
ziggeh played guitar...
hahhaa looks like a pregnant alien you freak
Tfw part of the mythology may be about dressing up in robes to confuse the spirits about identity, alongside fuck loads of chad tier infidelity espically in the Greeks with Zeus.
But who gives a fuck at least it's all ethnically European at it's core and not some fucking sand nigger kike tier pacifist shit, give me that any day over sucking shlomos cut cock every time I eat my dinner or every sunday morning at church like a good goy.
ziggeh ate pilchards every night...
Just went out in the thunderstorm, the torrential rain battering me for a good 10 minutes. What a refreshing feeling.
couldn't understand what was going in this vocaroo
Some bitch keeps staring at my laptop while i am talking to you lads, i hope she can see this
fuck off you fat whore
brainlet on so many levels
tfw it is still really warm and dry here
Just ran home from the pub in the pouring rain. Drunk and exhausted
HIGHLY based post
Sorry to hear that mate
Where even are you lad? great post tho
Read the Old Testament. Fire and brimstone lad.
How the fuck do you even remember that far back?
does cotswold like chocolate eggs?
why do I even bother posting none of you care nor should you
Bit cute that lad, thanks
Still here tbqh, just user now though
Tried to stop w/ Jow Forums, eh, didn't rly work; no orbiting or attention-seeking from me now though
How r u?
For my nightowl lids
some blatant samefagging lad
Almost as if... it's...made up
Pretty much lad, we all need real friends. /britfeel/ doesn't count for shit, it's just a therapy group for mongs to get at least some socialisation and prevent suicide
they don't even try to make it subtle fucking hell
You seriously streaming just audio all the time now lid?
M, fair play, looks like it to me =)
Yeah lid, hop in and listen to the wondrous sounds of a lonely neet.
Saw a couple of scuffles at the pub lads. Once between two ladies and one with an old school skinhead with braces and a young cocky lad. Police got called was very exciting
no orbiting or attention-seeking from me now though
that's why you're a top lad and crona's a nob. good on you
How do I stop being such a faggot and become less anxious during storms lads? I always get overcome by the irrational fear that I'm gonna somehow get hit by lightning or have my eardrums burst by a nearby strike
some cracking bants from the lads youtube.com
Are you still friends with crona?
you aren't making any noise. entertain me, monkey.
a substantial amount of britfeelers actually go to the pub every saturday night
What happened to my poor thread
fuuuuuuuuuuuck don't like storms
i dont wanna entertain you homie. I am just a lonely neet all alone,
Right then lads what are we fucking drinking?
I missed enlistment earlier as I was at a family meal, but regardless tell us what your on right now.
Me myself ive divertered from my usual Volkish tier franziskaner and am on some yank shit imitating as Belgian pilsner called blue moon.
And I tell you what it ain't half bad, it has a wee nice tang to it and is easily drinkable not at all bad in all honesty.
Of course being the party animal alcoholic I am, 12 bottles of the stuff ain't enough so I got meself a half wincy bottle of Russian standard just to even the game so I get really fucking pissed and don't feel hard done by.
lad I only went because it was Granddad's birthday
someone on my estate got stabbed or raped I'm not sure which but local muslim gang didn't like me asking questions
don't like storms
absolute pleb desu lad
I see the molluscs are out in full force
Just stop caring. You don't already, do you?
still posting le cute anime grils
samefagging to make it seem as if he's missed when everyone had forgotten about him
lmaoing at how naive you are
Fair enough, I`ll leave you on while I go to sleep.
friendly reminder this has always been a robot thread
Kay lid, im just listening to some pretty gay music right now
HATE this image tbqhwyl
Snails and slugs rub me the wrong way they do
This thread is fucking gash tonight, what is going on lads?
It's not funny lad i'm genuinely scared i'm gonna be hit by lightning
I particularly like the "lol" at the end, really solidified it for me
I think I know you IRL are you back from uni yet?
you just KNOW she lets that snail rub his juices all over her slimy fishy pussy
can I have your storm
Dnu what to say
Don't care too much
I don't think of myself as some grand 'personality' however
Yeah, still best of friends
I've been gone for 5 hours
best way to die desu, i want to be torn limb from limb by a giant category Z nado while rain gets in my eye
he didn't samefag, this post is me. Get over yourself dumb fuck
Picking up a girl to fuck her like this is so hot
Tfw would never be big or strong enough to do this
Also the guy cracks me up with that dumb act., he has a YouTube channel too which is pretty funny
Yeah, still best of friends
Cute! i hope you remain friends
comfy boys are all focussed on playing some tunes and relaxing instead of refereeing you animals
comfy boys fo lyfe
It`s passed for me now.
why didn't you take any photos for me? bloody selfish you are lad that's what you are
Also saw lots of slags in the pub which made me frustrated and sad
what are you even doing lid
any good tunes in there? was anime shite earlier?
Someone go the kitchen and make me a cuppa. I'm too comfy to move
it's silent just now
I am planning on making a cuppa, how many sugars you take lid?
2 mate. I know I shouldn't have so many but i don't care.
It is getting to me too having to see hot girls everywhere.
I might have to tantan
GET IN HERE AND PLAY SOME TUNES LADS
added a lass I was mates with at school on snapchat and I expected her to post nudes on there but so far it's Amish as fuck
We're watching a documentary soon
catch 2 fleas
put them in bowl of water
been about 4 hours
still not dead
I hear its good for white lads. They werent even that hot, literally /sp/ halftime slag tier. But drinking and seeing a fight got my blood going I guess
I'll be game if it's not too late
I have this hairstyle (male) and feel people laugh at me in their head.
so get a non gay haircut lad???
They are too small to drown, they create an air bubble around themselves when submerged and breathe through hole in the outer layers of their body.
Talking about goverment secrets
AND HOW THEYRE COMING FOR US NEETS
Uni wait what is that shit?
I'm a trade lad who fucking loathes ideas of education and wage slavery to the point I've been a comfy neet for the last two years.
tfw being doxed by someone on here would be a sunbeam of energy, that would make me as happy as a pissed Irishman, knowing I'm not the only worthless degenerate neet in the my town of 20k
reeeee second time lucky at giving you a (you) properly
boss in work a qt
i accidentally ran into her at high speed
bounced off of one another
could feel her bosom against my chest
she has a laugh about accident
I was beet guys
What fucking faggots. I just want the bastards to die already. It usually works but maybe alternative tactics are required.
add fairy liquid, it breaks the surface tension of the water and they will drown eventually. it might take 24 hours but it beats the 7 days it usually takes.
just squish them
or give them to a spider fren
Use boiling water?
Don`t do this, make them suffer.
Girls are showing their feet now. Based hot weather
never mind mate I have you mistaken for another depressed alcoholic
I only work Sundays
get paid 12.50 an hour
literally watching a live stream of a britfeel lad talk about lizard people
thunder and lighting getting pretty live lads
are you gonna link it or what lads? that sounds quite entertaining
Are you the yank who was asking about him months ago?
a live stream
hes seeing bohemian rhaposdy now
might head to sleep despite not wanting too, feeling i've wasted a night, im shattered
I'm already in that stream and he hasnt said shit
what's the most underrated board on Jow Forums?
I'm so hairy lads
Back from the club lads.
Was a rather comfy night
He has lost the plot. I am mates with people that are into all this shite.
what's the most underrated board on Jow Forums?
Shave your body and then make your hair fluffy.
what's the most underrated board on Jow Forums?
after the queen song he said something about people seeing the end of the world in their dreams.
then make your hair fluffy
that's not a real thing. Shaving would just make it grow back stronger
actually feeling a bit sick desu, have eaten and drunk too much tonight
think I might stay up all night
haven't been on there since the zim trial
any more board recs?
why is he still talking while music is playing, we cant hear him. turn the music off you dopey cunt if you want us to hear you
k I've been having it on in the background but this attempt to drum up interest is just cringey. Dont really like the constant shilling for /britfeel/ radio desu
Edifying the populace free of charge.
Wouldn't worry about it
Nice and cosy, no?
have eaten and drunk too much tonight
Nice and cosy, no?
not really goose I feel Turkish
feeling very sad desu lads, fantasising about shooting myself in the fucking head, just on repeat my pov then nothingness, how are you meant to be alive if you don't even feel human
Pretty mental this is lads
Just after that I saw a massive bolt
Would recommend listening to this whilst watching it
I dont think he is doing it to shill, i think the person who runs it has lost the plot. hear him now, the fuck is he on. he wont stop, i can hear him very slighly in the background of the music
Reminds me of that 'spooky pepe' gif
wsg desu lid
I cant remember which /britfeel/ lad has this channel. Know he's done some random vids before
I feel Turkish
Time for you to leave
Who is this e-celeb pol is obsessed with?
croccs are cute youtube.com
I'm wasted and in a weird mood ding dong diddly ask me anything lads
Whats the gayest thing you done lid?
do you want to fightr
Once when I was high on crystal meth and GHB a gay lad laid on me and kissed and felt me up
after seeing fighting earlier in the pub I dont think I'm made for violence. Perhaps a tussle with no punches or kicks if you buy me a pint after
How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth
so we just roll about together?? kind of gay lad
i am a racist ama
I havent eaten marshmallows in years. Maybe over a decade.
we'd have a referee to watch out for any gayness
**oops forgot the link
Why are you so fucking based?
Where are the /britfit/ Lads at on this fine thundery saturday night?
Might I say is alright if I can join your cabal as an aspiring member, after all I've lost a stone and a half of body fat through training five days a week for the past two months straight and have lifted heavily like a fucking bastard to the point im on the road to bearmode or bust.
So lads may I join in, as I'm fucked as an autist without muscles so my only hope is to make gains, to make something of myself in life.
don't swear at me lad
i come from a long line of based mothafuckas
GHB a gay lad
Sometimes I miss the city n hate living in a small town lads.
If there was a single takeaway open at this time my drunk arse would be in there right now.
Sounds based as fuck lad. The moment you decided to improve your body you instantly became one of us, no need to ask for permission
do combat sport lads count because i'm doing fuck all but watching shameless
i am on a cut too atm.
i will only have a few drinks
3 hours later
no drinks left
It's basically a daterape drug put people take it to get fucked up. In small amounts it's fun but I let someone else measure out my dose (it's liquid you use a dropper and only supposed to have less than 1 ml and they put in twice that much) and I 'went under' which is term for taking too much and getting dangerously fucked up
start work on monday and surprisingly I'm not nervous just depressed, I was also meant to enjoy my last weekend but all I've done is pace around the house
JF has the author of culture of critique on his show, right now
So dm got raped?
Why are you working on a bank holiday Monday? heresy
Honest thoughts on crona?
so you basically got date raped?
I guess because no one else is, they said can you start on bankholiday monday but I don't think it was actually a question.
Thanks lad, I guess self improvement is an act of the self, for without the will and act of our own our will to achive better in life it all means nothing.
I'm very much tempted to take up Muay Thai yet i would like to get fitter so I'm in a better position to do roundhouse kicks and all the rest, as being a tank of 17 stone is very stamina consuming when doing such activities, yet regardless it's on my agenda once I'm more fitter and able, I'm hitting my the place nearest to me.
I dont think I'm made for violence
Our brain adapt to violence. I dont know to explain it but it just happens, we get used to fighting when we do it enough.
Not a single good Muay Thai in the UK. Unless you just want to do it as a hobby not to compete.
i would like to get fitter so I'm in a better position to do roundhouse kicks and all the rest
Being fit is half of the battle when it comes to combat sports, at least that is what it is like for boxing.
Youd be more suited to bjj. You'd be a beast when you get past blue belt
Going to sleep, listen to the sounds of a neet sleeping
as being a tank of 17 stone
fuck me that is bad lad
ket isn't coming till wednesday
fucking bank holiday
I have some mandy but I'm not really in the mood for that
what a waste of a week
It wasnt that far. I chatted to him when I came up and told him I wasnt gay and he apologised. It was a really scummy 'party' people were fucking all over the place
I'd be interested to see how I reacted in a real fight situation. A lot of my family are accustomed to fighting and seem to enjoy it but I've always felt different from them generally
I'm not sure how to answer that question. Dont want to be a gossip. An interesting and confused individual.
Youd be more suited to SUMO
Dont want to be a gossip.
fence sitting ponce
so you got dateraped at a gay orgy?
Not one intereparion is going to be perfect I know that it's going to be half rate compared to the godfathers who live and die by it out in Thailand.
However I have a local centre run by a guy who trained In Thailand under the "best in the world" so at least the centre I'm going to is biased in Muay Thai and knows the best in muay Thai above all else.
By all means he could be a bullshitter yet that stands regardless, if he is good at training and runs a strict Regimen that advocates weight loss, strenght and endurance training I'm not bothered after all I'm not in it to win it only to learn and become fitter, self defence and muscle gain is a pure benefit of training not the "one ring" the abosute objective of training.
This when you started lifting after you got dry humped raped
Tell us why you blocked Crona. You obviously hate him
FUCK. OFF. how much clearer do we have to be
Count yourself lucky you're getting anything at all moaning turtle
DM sounds like a hoot and a madlad, NEED a night out with him
Fuckin' drama. I thought I'd seen enough of this shit in fucking high school. Stop throwing turds at each other you nonces and tell me what you lads are drinking tonight. I'm drinkin' rum n' coke. Tastes lovely.
imagine how bad this thread would be if every poster openly declared war
it was about a year before. p-pure coincidence
My own issues make it difficult to maintain friendships. Crona is an intense person. I dont go on discord at all now though for my own mental health
Kevin MacDonald - owner of the Occidental Quarterly and head of the American Freedom Party. Based!
But who is JF?
what did he mean by this
I've often thought of doing more grappling orientated sports, however the idea often dies off as I want my body to be perfect.
I don't want to be a fat old sumo wrestler I want to be fit as fuck lifting weights as an absolute G...
giving an honest opinion isn't declaring war.
just makes you seen dishonest by not giving one
ket is disgusting man
the smell? the taste? the texture? the price? the colour?
throw me a bone
Taking my HRT now, always makes me feel so happy. Comfy lightning and thunder outside
My own issues make it difficult to maintain friendships. Crona is an intense person. I dont go on discord at all now though for my own mental health
I understand the issues you have with maintaining friendships, it's ok, I don't blame you for it. I still consider you a friend though and I miss talking to you. Was it anything I did wrong?
My internet is very very slow tonight
That question actually works here
I meant "myrtle" as in from Harry potter
The sensations its give you. Always thought people who did big lines of ket we're the crazy fuckers around. Do you enjoy k-holes?
My internet's being slow too, taking forever to upload pics and stuff. I miss my ultrafast uni internet desu
I don't know, I've never holed
tolerance builds up too quickly
I just like to get monged out and play Osu
Come on mate crona is a cunt admit it
I'm in the southeast sort of, can't see anything
He gave you his opinion.
He just isn't giving you a run down on all the thoughts upon Crona.
Do you lads all have a /britfeel/ discord server or somethin? Don't see how it would be a bad idea. Would let us filter out the pricks a bit easier.
unless this has been tried before and was a trainwreck, if so, then sorry.
unless this has been tried before and was a trainwreck, if so, then sorry.
bjj is super intensive, lad. The sessions will help the pounds fly off and improve your mobility and strength on top of your cardio. Why not do bjj and lift on your days off? That's what I do
You already know the answer mate
tfw not a nonce
Thats exactly what an nonce would say
Thats a shame that. Would be cool having a comfy discord server, but am I correct in assumin that the tripfags here were one of the causes of a downfall?
i don't have a nonce bone in my body. those are the facts
Did you have eduroam?
Also lads thinking of buying a electric guitar, I've been learning it on my friend's and I'm decent. I won't be out of my depth if I buy a 300ish one will I? I plan on having it for years
but am I correct in assumin that the tripfags here were one of the causes of a downfall?
Much has i want to say yes it's more a robot issuse every r9k server is cancer
Doesn't everyone have Eduroam?
Pretty sure it'll allow you to connect up to literally any other unis wifi too which is pretty based
If you're serious about it and you've already been into it then it might be worth it if you can afford to.
the Iady doth protest too much, methinks
You can be a frustrating person to talk to. I dont think you want advice, you want an audience. You're headed down a dark path and I wanted to distance myself. I honestly wish you the best though.
My eduroam is utterly wank
And yeah, I've been wanting to play guitars for absolute years. I'm definitely sure because me and my best pal will play together and I'm so focused. I'll pay for it with money I have and some family's who said they put it towards for my birthday. I'm pretty good I'd say :0
Manager told me I'm the smartest employee in the pub tonight. Then said I should apply for promotion that will be taking applications next week.
Pretty chuffed tbqh lads.
smartest employee in the pub isn't very smart, you can do better lad
Guess you lads would have more experience with the discord situation than I do. Only ever been part of game discords really.
My connection is breddy good no matter where I am (besides being out of campus range) thankfully desu.
Sounds like a plan, good luck to you lad, I've wanted to pick up the guitar for years, nearly did but never got my own properly. I'll be jealous of ya from the sidelines.
Post some tunes for us sometime lid
Gents, looking for some /comfy/ British youtube channels.
A couple of months ago a lad posted one in here, namely a lid called Jay Foreman who was discussing airports in London.
More videos like this is what I desire.
spilt irn bru on my keyboard and now have to use the on-screen one
this is shit
climb that pub management ladder lad
Scots get oot
you can't make us we're everywhere
Will do lad, but will actually probably get the cheaper version. Because you know. How people get bored of things quickly as they better at things
Any laddies here? What you been up to lately?
bad day had a cheeky puke earlier, it was disgusting and i'm becoming quite agoraphobic
Not spoke to anybody outside the house for about a week now. Going to a car boot sale tomorrow though, looking for a cheap PS Vita or Ps3 to sell on.
ANY LADS HEAR THE THUNDER AND SEE THE LIGHTING BUT NO RAIN?
Feel so shit lately lads, just really down in the dumps. Summer is just starting as well...
Why the fuck are just eat minimum spends so expensive? I just want a kebab wrap for 4 quid not spend 10 quid + delivery
get three kebabs and give me two of them
Why was everybody blocking crona?
not stopped marathoning battlestar galactica since the match ended
fairly drunk, but I'm poorfag as fuck and can't even afford to get wasted
I impulse bought the box set off Amazon because it was on sale for 20 quid. Never watched it
Just had a thought lads. So the consciousness is the only thing that can be known to exist, meaning that the physical world is an extension of the mind, meaning that there is only a single consciousness, my own. And everyone else's consciousness is a branch of my own. Meaning that we are all literally one. You and I are actually of the exact same consciousness
Aye you're right lad. But it's still nice to hear.
One day I'll run the real /britfeel/ arms
This is the fake Cronas new trip lads
its a bit late for this shit lad
I'm curious how bad you are off this site if everyone who comes into contact with you blocks you.
Fuck sake, working all night with some middle aged woman I don't know tomorrow
Why is it like 22 Celsius every day now. Last year it was like 15 tops every day with the occasional heatwave sending it over 20.
thats what ive been wondering, its fucking dragging on too, i dont handle hot weather well at all
global hottening innit lad
the global is getting hotter
gay frogs burp hot
Some police show on 5usa.
About a boy who had a botched circumcision and was raised as a girl. All characters saying you're born a boy you're a boy for life.
a botched circumcision
how do you fuck it up that badly?
i'm a nice person ama
anyone going to make a new thread or nah? i'd happily shut down for the night
Plenty of instances of botched ones. They use a electric current to burn it off. Has ended up burning off everything off.
that john money thing?
LADS SOMEONE GIVE ME A FUCKING YOU I'VE HAD ONE ALL DAY
apart from asking dm uncomfy questions about getting raped
typical layabout asking for handouts all time. Get a proper post and you'll be flush in (you)s. Got to earn it lad. Can't live off charity all your life.
i pulled out all the stops today but i think sometimes your day isn't your day you know
thansk for your donation promise not to spend it on smack or superlager
*rapes you a lot*
*rapes you harder*
is this a rape for ants?
This is dead anyways but whatever
take a look outside
Glorious northern master race laddie