Why don't you just lose your virginity to a demon? Baphomet loves you even when nobody else will

Why don't you just lose your virginity to a demon? Baphomet loves you even when nobody else will.

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Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed by Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in Heaven
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
Amen

Leave this place Satan the deceiver.

>getting spooked by a drawing
the absolute state of christfags

Why would I lose it to baphomet when I could lose it to a succubus, a lilim, or even lilith herself?

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It's not just the image. Do you see the numbers? There was a post on Jow Forums with this exact image earlier ending in 6666. This is not a coincidence. There has been a resurgance of an evil presence on this website recently. It is trying to lure you away from the light of God with threads speaking positively of demons and satanism. Particularly on Jow Forums with trying to say that satanism is closely related with nazism. I will find the post I mentioned.

>Jow Forums

Aug su is 6 ih695wz

The thread (about satanism) is still up Do you still believe that demons don't exist? Do not be fooled by their lies. They are actively trying to lead us astray and they aren't even trying to hide it anymore. Turn to Christ.

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Is Jesus a cute goat boy? Can I fuck him? If the answer to either of those questions is no then fuck off.

Why the fuck would I believe demons exist when I know satanists exist? why would I turn to the abrahamic god when if he does exist hes a massive evil fuck

>There has been a resuragance of an evil presence on this website recently...
This website is a resuragance of evil and always has been XD

All of the "evil" committed by YahWeh could have been avoided if man had simply listened to him. Egypt, Sodom and Gomorrah, Lot's wife, Moses' followers, et al.

>go to tumblr
>find chicks into demonic shit
>offer up Vcard for rituals n shit
>lose Vcard to goth sluts during kinky rituals
I've done this 3 times

All the evil yahweh committed could have been avoided if he wasn't a dick who made adam and eve knowing they would sin.

>Yeah because killing the entire human race 200 times over totally isn't "evil"
I don't believe killing Humans is objectivly evil because I don't believe in the objective, but if there was an objective morality your God, Yahweh is the biggest piece of shit in all of fiction.

YahWeh is not omniscient, he is "knowing as he wills". The Garden of Eden was a simple test; Adam and Eve had free reign over the entirety of the garden, however CHOSE to disobey Him and doom humanity. He was very clear about the consequences of eating it.

he is omniscient because he is omnipotent. I mean if you believe a limited being who still created a flawed universe on purpose when he could have just not done that is worthy of worship then whatever I'm still not going to worship something like that I have no reason to believe you over other theologians. He can show off how good of a god he is by forgiving the sinners after they know he exists, or giving them a reason to want to exist after death.

Not even Baphomet would be willing to have sex or even cuddle with me user.

But if he is omnipotent then what is preventing him from, as before, "knowing what he wills"? That omniscience and omnipotence are necessarily accompanying is a paradox of its own.

user, you dont have to hide the fact that your waifu is rei from us, she is everyones waifu

I would if demons were real.

tfw no demon play by play announcer gf

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she isn't my waifu though I just didn't want to grab a depiction of the mythical lilith off of google.

Demons are very much real brother. Refer to post

Okay. How do i cum inside one? Where do i go?

Don't do that. If you have sexual urges with demonic figures I encourage you to speak with a priest or consult with Jesus personally as this means they have already partially taken hold of your mind.

I think omnipotence is self-contradictory but a god is generally labeled as being omniscient omnipotent and omnibenevolent at the same time. There is still no reason to worship a deity who chooses to punish people infinitely for a finite crime. I mean if you throw out too many doctrines that are talked about by the majority of religious folks I'll have no course but to admit that I have no idea what god you are talking about and that I have no reason to believe in your god over any other depiction.

You are punished eternally for CHOOSING to turn away from God. All earthly sins shall be forgiven if the man responsible is truly sorrowful for what he has done, but sins of the spirit; that is, turning away from God, shall never be forgiven.

>why don't you have sex with a demon
>ok how do i do it
>no dont do it

A god = the creator
A god doesnt have any other implied characteristic other than the creation of the universe

Gods created by humans =/= God

>that tity bounce

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I have no reason to believe a god exists. why doesn't he make himself known if he wants us to seek forgiveness. And no a book full of contradictions written about the resurrection of some guy in the desert written decades after the events described within when all original "witnesses" were dead does not count as proof.

I am not OP. My best guess is that the OP of both this this thread and is an O9A psyop agent trying to indirectly convert young men to their ranks.

So it's perfectly ok to believe in gnosticism instead of christianity and say the creator of the universe is the demi-urge and that the demi-urge is an evil being?
like ok god is the natural process of physics gg why should I worship it.

The fact that you are alive right now is proof enough.

It's proof of absolutely jack shit.

I feel that your disbelief in God comes from personal anger toward Him and not rational thought. I will keep you in my prayers.

>like ok god is the natural process of physics gg why should I worship it.
god may or may not be an entity or a natural process, we do not have information on who or what the creator is.

You do not have to worship the creator, I doubt they would care about if you do or not, although if you are thankful for your existance, it should probably be directed towards the creator if you want to give credit to the correct entity

No I'm just annoyed you are using dumb faulty arguments. I'm gonna leave this thread alone though cause I just realized I'm being a stereotypical fedora lord.

I had a dream about Baphomet the other night but right as I was about to talk to xir I got cockblocked by some retarded asshole showed up and knocked me over and started yelling nonsense and then I woke up.
>tfw can't even lose virginity to a demon in my dreams

Baphomet and the people who worship him are trash.

That "retarded asshole" was likely an archangel of a sort and was trying to protect you from being possessed or worse. You should be thankful.

nu-satanism like (((LaVey)))an satanism is trash. The underlying morality of actual satanism isn't, in fact it's more in line with national socialism than christfaggotry. Nihilism is in a very similar position.

National socialism is a holy Christian order. Indeed satanism is the polar opposite of national socialism; where one promotes strong Christian values and self sacrifice, satanism promotes hedonism and earthly pleasures and valuing yourself above all else. Nihilism is not related to national socialism.

t. has literally never read Hitler's Table Talk once
I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if you post in /christian/ or whatever that general is called. All of you people are nuts.

>Our Father, who art in Heaven
>Hallowed by Thy name
>Thy kingdom come
>Thy will be done
>On earth as it is in Heaven
>And lead us not into temptation
>But deliver us from evil
>Amen
>Leave this place Satan the deceiver.
YEAH! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU DEMON! EAT SHIT!

>summon demon
>can i pls fuck you pls pls
>"sorry user i have a boyfriend"

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Worship Tiamat, the scaled deity.

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Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed by Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in Heaven
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
Amen

Leave this place Satan the deceiver.
Adding more to exort the demons out of here,
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Hail Mary full of Grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed are thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.

Holy Mary Mother of God,

pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death

Amen.

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do you ever think maybe you're a virgin for a reason

that is disgusting and degenerate. I seriously consider you get a gf or some emotional help dude wtf

whatever. Modern day women are cancer anyway. I would rather go for good than evil in it involves my and the human race's wellbeing at stake

also, they ONLY go for tall chads. If you are ANYTHING else you can fuck off. they are also being played like a chess game by the evil people in power

Baphomet is not a real demon you brainlet. Baphomet is just a symbol.

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I've been trying to conjure a succubus for years now. Maybe after I become an official wizard, my mana will be strong enough.

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Demons don't care what you look like user

Get out satan. Im not interested in your evil demonic states! They would corrupt my soul and destroy me. I would never do something like a demon. Besides, modern day women are demonic as well

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god i just wanna lift up his cute little dress and ravage his ass

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>Christfags think I care enough anymore to NOT be seduced by a demon
Yeah sure you people can go shove it. I'd become one just to have purpose again.

Our Father, who art in Heaven
Hallowed by Thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in Heaven
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
Amen

Leave this place Satan the deceiver.
Adding more to exort the demons out of here,
Hail Mary full of Grace, the Lord is with thee.

Blessed are thou among women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus.

Holy Mary Mother of God,

pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death

Amen.

implying your soul matters enough.

Protip: You are going to hell whether you like it not, child.

>Worshipping Idols (mary)
CATHOLICS GET OFF MY INTERNET

Why do I feel like this pic has been drawn by a furry

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Yes user O9A is converting young virgins into gay furfags to further the collapse of the world, it all makes sense now.

probably because it was