DAD JUST PAID ME A HOOKER
>be me
>21yo kissless virgin, virgin because i'm ugly and a manlet
>parents are divorced
>dad asks me if i want to go dinner out with him
>he drives me to a hooker bar (they're common in my country, colombia)
>some hookers come to us
>my dad says that he will pay a service for me
>i say no
>he says yes
>i accept because others hookers were looking at us
>the hooker is a 5/10 latina
>she calls me daddy and we go upstairs
>gives me a bj
>i cum
>we wait 5 minutes, she talks to me about her life and shet
>she puts a condon on me
>we fuck
>i cum in 5 minutes
>i go downstairs
>dad drunk and yelling 'THATS MY SOOON'
i feel ashamed and dirty, my dad will tell this to my brother and my brother to my mom and my mom is catholic as fuck, it's over for me, everybody will know that i had sex with a hooker at 21
DAD JUST PAID ME A HOOKER
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>my dad will tell this to my brother and my brother to my mom and my mom is catholic as fuck
what is the big deal, where does it say in the bible or whatever not to fuck hookers?
LMAO ur dad sounds like a bro. Nothing wrong with it
Fuck you user.
I wish my dad paid for prostitutes.
es mi nino.
your dad's a good guy and you're an ungrateful prick
> Be in Colombia
> Fuck a Hooker
Wow, that is depressing. Colombia is a sexual paradise akin to Philippines or Mexico, why couldn't you land a Colombian?
I know right. As long as he keeps it to himself though. It's not worth getting a hooker for free once but having to hear people making fun of you for life
This might come as a shock, but your dad, the guy that forced you to get a hooker, fucked your mom, so she probably knows what kind of guy he is
it says that you cant have sex before marriage
ugly face, short height (170cm or 5'7, thats short in colombia if you're young, most girls are taller than me) and autism, i'm a neet and i barely leave my house.
I saw a 140 kg guy go with a 8/10 young Colombian girl.
You just need to talk shit with them and not act like the autistic fuck you are.
That's my boy
170 cm is average aca in Colombia user
wow, you're a jiggalo? what did u and dad do?
quit acting like a faggot, you did good son!
sounds fun as fuck desu
which my dad wasnt a fucking faggot like me and would do that for me
>>dad drunk and yelling 'THATS MY SOOON'
Your dad is the fucking man. This is what we need to have happen in US instead of making this stuff illegal. How many incels could become better people once pussy is demystified?
"soon"
oh and "that's my son's son"
did I make a funny or did I go 2 far? they get home, dad slaps him on the butt *way 2 go champ*
hey OP I'm from Colombia too and I had a similar situation happen to me. It was my first time too but instead of my dad paying for it, it was my cousin, instead of a 5/10 it was a 8/10 and she kicked me out of the room after 30 minutes because although I was hard as a rock I didn't cum
good times desu
your dads fucking amazing, while i got a dad who wanted to abort me