Tard thread! Write your encounters with potatoes here

Aiden Young
Aiden Young

Tard thread! Write your encounters with potatoes here.

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Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

I'll start.

Be me, 8th grade (year 9 for britfags)
New kid arrives in gym
He's this fat kiddo who I shall not name for obvious reasons (Let's call him Fatpoleon)
he's also fucking short
Dwarf.zip
Class is excited
We have yet to discover that he was virtually a tard, the autistic kind.
D from the flashing tard story, Fatpoleon, and I play a simple game involving a basketball.
Basically a "whoever catches this gets a" blah blah blah blah.
The prizes are shit like golden Xboxes, shit like that, typical 12 year old shit.
Once again, 8th grade.
Mfw

As annoying as that was, that wasn't really a Tard, right? He's not the tard who shits himself, but he still leaks the 'tism. Here's my first real encounter of the tism.

Same year
sitting on bleachers
For some reason, my friends and I like to steal each other's shit and it's a "chase and get it back" game.
Mfw when I was essentially the ass of the joke
Anyway, Fatpoleon joins in and takes my pencil box
Notinmywatch.py
Take my shit back
Still not having realized his potato rage, I try to take his lunch bag for keks
REEEEEEE.wma
OhShitNigga.mov
Squealing "GIBE IT BAHK REEEEE"
Me being a weakfag, I surrender
Tells me (aka baby squealing) not to do that
Mfw

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Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

This greentext is unoriginally shit

Levi Harris
Levi Harris

Be me, 6th grade
Our classroom shares a bathroom with the special needs class
I go to take a leak, use one of the stalls
Kid from the special needs class walks in
I'm unzipped, but dick not out yet
Kid walks over, stands next to me
Switches between looking down at my pants and my face while smiling.
Notdealingwiththisshit.jpg
Zip back up
Kid looks disappointed
Fast walk out of bathroom

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

be me in 8th grade
go to washroom to take a leak
see fat tard shitting in a urinal
That is all, brethren.

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

Spudvision was deterred.

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

That pic makes no sense.
Downies have another copy of the chromosome 21. They don't have LESS, they actually have MORE.

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

Be senior year.
Weight lifting class.
Assigned SDC partner because apparently this retard can function in a normal environment.
Lifting and making gains.
One day he's spotting me while I'm bench lifting.
Push a little too hard and muscles start giving out.
"Hey give me a hand"
He's having a bout of autistic sperging with his hands all over his face.
FUCKFUCKFUCK.png
Managed to drop the weights off the sides of the bar before It comes down on my chest or throat with loud bangs.
Everyone asks if I'm okay after I get up.
Coach takes note of this and next term of the year I'm transfered over to a fucking gay art class.
Never ever trust a person with a mental disability ever again with anything.

After that day I knew the only place for a tard is in the oven or 6 feet under.

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Zachary Mitchell
Zachary Mitchell

6 feet under.
We shouldn't waste the valuable space in a graveyard, only humans should be buried there.

Nathan Johnson
Nathan Johnson

You're totally right user!

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

Some tard asked me in a store why I looked so sad and angry. I just ignored him and went to cry in my car.

David Gray
David Gray

my dude this greentext is fucking garbage

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

in college there was this retard (low-functionality) - might I saw how inconsiderate it is to send your retard child to college? he got in everybody's way, and was fucking illiterate. anyway.
am hungry
go to cafeteria, stand in line
outside of line, there stands tubby tommy
looks him in the eye
BIG MOTHAFUCKIN MISS STEAK
the unsupervised retard waddles towards me at a great pace
what have i done, acknowledging this human being
tubby gets up in my face, blabbering at me in retard-tongue
i try to ignore him, but he makes a scene trying to get my attention
roasties turning around in-line, because this dumb-fuck is loud
pls stop this madness
he finally settles down after realizing i'm trying to discredit him as a human person (pretending he's not there)
tubby finally finds somewhere to sit, to think about sandwiches and bionics
cringe at myself for the next 20 minutes in-line before i gtfo with my food
I actually have a lot of bad encounters with low-functioning retards. They'll practically punish you if you're empathetic to them. Genuinely amazed these sub-humans don't get euthanized

Jace James
Jace James

cursed trips

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

fuck never mind meant this one

Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

tfw so miserable and fed up with life even a 'tard can pick up on it and asks what's wrong

We are truly in Hell.

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Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

standing in line for 20 minutes for any reason

College is meant to educate, but you've clearly learned nothing.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

be me
highschooler
taking a piss b4 6th period
everyday there is the same autistic kid who takes piss at the same time as me and washes his hands for a long time
he gets uncomfortably close sometimes when I piss, so I angle myself slightly away from him when I releive myself
Iknowheslookingatit.jpg
One day he asks me if I want to marry him after I finish up
Niggawhut.jpg
gets closer and puts on that weird smile he gives me everyday
back up slowly then turn and fastwalk out of there
I don't even bother washing my hands
see him in the hallway next passing period crying with his mentor
mfw

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

Most people on this board are autistic.

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

This mothafucka Larping, no doubt about it... newfags baka..

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

Here's a greentext I capped. I don't have much to share anyway. Better than everything else in here.

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Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

Not really a story but people fuck around with each other by threatening to tell the downy kid they have the first season of Rwby on their Laptop

Jack Hughes
Jack Hughes

Best post ITT. Ogreinional

Jackson Bailey
Jackson Bailey

be me, freshman year of highschool
join a computer club
high functioning down syndrome boy also joins
be nice to him because no one else is
downy starts to hang around me in the morning before class starts
ALittleTooCloseForComfort.png
confesses his love for me
ohgod.exe

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Ouch.py

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