Tard thread! Write your encounters with potatoes here.
Tard thread! Write your encounters with potatoes here
Aiden Young
Jaxson Baker
I'll start.
>Be me, 8th grade (year 9 for britfags)
>New kid arrives in gym
>He's this fat kiddo who I shall not name for obvious reasons (Let's call him Fatpoleon)
>he's also fucking short
>Dwarf.zip
>Class is excited
>We have yet to discover that he was virtually a tard, the autistic kind.
>D from the flashing tard story, Fatpoleon, and I play a simple game involving a basketball.
>Basically a "whoever catches this gets a" blah blah blah blah.
>The prizes are shit like golden Xboxes, shit like that, typical 12 year old shit.
>Once again, 8th grade.
>Mfw
As annoying as that was, that wasn't really a Tard, right? He's not the tard who shits himself, but he still leaks the 'tism. Here's my first real encounter of the tism.
>Same year
>sitting on bleachers
>For some reason, my friends and I like to steal each other's shit and it's a "chase and get it back" game.
>Mfw when I was essentially the ass of the joke
>Anyway, Fatpoleon joins in and takes my pencil box
>Notinmywatch.py
>Take my shit back
>Still not having realized his potato rage, I try to take his lunch bag for keks
>REEEEEEE.wma
>OhShitNigga.mov
>Squealing "GIBE IT BAHK REEEEE"
>Me being a weakfag, I surrender
>Tells me (aka baby squealing) not to do that
>Mfw
Brayden Diaz
This greentext is unoriginally shit
Levi Harris
>Be me, 6th grade
>Our classroom shares a bathroom with the special needs class
>I go to take a leak, use one of the stalls
>Kid from the special needs class walks in
>I'm unzipped, but dick not out yet
>Kid walks over, stands next to me
>Switches between looking down at my pants and my face while smiling.
>Notdealingwiththisshit.jpg
>Zip back up
>Kid looks disappointed
>Fast walk out of bathroom
Aaron Young
>be me in 8th grade
>go to washroom to take a leak
>see fat tard shitting in a urinal
That is all, brethren.
Carter Perez
Spudvision was deterred.
Austin Barnes
That pic makes no sense.
Downies have another copy of the chromosome 21. They don't have LESS, they actually have MORE.
Daniel Hughes
>Be senior year.
>Weight lifting class.
>Assigned SDC partner because apparently this retard can function in a normal environment.
>Lifting and making gains.
>One day he's spotting me while I'm bench lifting.
>Push a little too hard and muscles start giving out.
"Hey give me a hand"
>He's having a bout of autistic sperging with his hands all over his face.
>FUCKFUCKFUCK.png
>Managed to drop the weights off the sides of the bar before It comes down on my chest or throat with loud bangs.
>Everyone asks if I'm okay after I get up.
>Coach takes note of this and next term of the year I'm transfered over to a fucking gay art class.
>Never ever trust a person with a mental disability ever again with anything.
After that day I knew the only place for a tard is in the oven or 6 feet under.
Zachary Mitchell
>6 feet under.
We shouldn't waste the valuable space in a graveyard, only humans should be buried there.
Nathan Johnson
You're totally right user!
Josiah Long
Some tard asked me in a store why I looked so sad and angry. I just ignored him and went to cry in my car.
David Gray
my dude this greentext is fucking garbage
Ryan Torres
in college there was this retard (low-functionality) - might I saw how inconsiderate it is to send your retard child to college? he got in everybody's way, and was fucking illiterate. anyway.
>am hungry
>go to cafeteria, stand in line
>outside of line, there stands tubby tommy
>looks him in the eye
>BIG MOTHAFUCKIN MISS STEAK
>the unsupervised retard waddles towards me at a great pace
>what have i done, acknowledging this human being
>tubby gets up in my face, blabbering at me in retard-tongue
>i try to ignore him, but he makes a scene trying to get my attention
>roasties turning around in-line, because this dumb-fuck is loud
>pls stop this madness
>he finally settles down after realizing i'm trying to discredit him as a human person (pretending he's not there)
>tubby finally finds somewhere to sit, to think about sandwiches and bionics
>cringe at myself for the next 20 minutes in-line before i gtfo with my food
I actually have a lot of bad encounters with low-functioning retards. They'll practically punish you if you're empathetic to them. Genuinely amazed these sub-humans don't get euthanized
Jace James
cursed trips
Ethan Taylor
fuck never mind meant this one
Angel Thompson
>tfw so miserable and fed up with life even a 'tard can pick up on it and asks what's wrong
We are truly in Hell.
Anthony Evans
>standing in line for 20 minutes for any reason
College is meant to educate, but you've clearly learned nothing.
Andrew Nelson
>be me
>highschooler
>taking a piss b4 6th period
>everyday there is the same autistic kid who takes piss at the same time as me and washes his hands for a long time
>he gets uncomfortably close sometimes when I piss, so I angle myself slightly away from him when I releive myself
Iknowheslookingatit.jpg
>One day he asks me if I want to marry him after I finish up
Niggawhut.jpg
>gets closer and puts on that weird smile he gives me everyday
>back up slowly then turn and fastwalk out of there
>I don't even bother washing my hands
>see him in the hallway next passing period crying with his mentor
>mfw
Christopher Young
Most people on this board are autistic.
Bentley Cooper
This mothafucka Larping, no doubt about it... newfags baka..
Xavier Thomas
Here's a greentext I capped. I don't have much to share anyway. Better than everything else in here.
Christian Bennett
Not really a story but people fuck around with each other by threatening to tell the downy kid they have the first season of Rwby on their Laptop
Jack Hughes
Best post ITT. Ogreinional
Jackson Bailey
>be me, freshman year of highschool
>join a computer club
>high functioning down syndrome boy also joins
>be nice to him because no one else is
>downy starts to hang around me in the morning before class starts
>ALittleTooCloseForComfort.png
>confesses his love for me
>ohgod.exe
Jacob Morris
Ouch.py