>"Friends" mocking me again for being a 25 yo virgin
"Friends" mocking me again for being a 25 yo virgin
My roommate is a 28 yo virgin. Life never gets any better.
If you can't pull yourself together enough to attract a woman by that age, it pretty much deserves mocking.
Sort yourself out, s. oyboy
>"Friends" abruptly and awkwardly changing the subject when ever the topic of your (nonexistent) love life comes up
Once you get to this stage you realize the pain is far worse.
I can attract women. I get hit on often. That's why they tease me even more. They think I'm either gay or depressed.
I just have a small dick and have no sexual confidence.
Then they aren't your friends, retarded.
>I can attract women. I get hit on often
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
GET THE FUCK OUT, NORMALFAGGOT! YOU AREN'T FUCKING WELCOME HERE
At least they arent making fun of you user
But I'm a 25 yo KV
I'm got my lifetime robot license already
the only thing you got is a failed normie license kek.please fucking kill yourself.
>act all excited
>say you finally lost your virginity
>when they ask who it was
>tell them you fucked their mothers
No, after 25 you get a life time pass.
And I only get hit on because I spent 3 years autisticly going to the gym 6 days a week back when I was a Neet.
Eat them alive, Literally.
You should just be like me and only befriend other fat virgin nerds like myself.
>tfw my nerd friends were all NORMIED by girls that came outta nowhere
Stop denerdfying my friends, roasties!
you gotta make jokes that are so self-deprecating and at the best/worst possible moments so that you suck the fun out of them making those jokes.
>tfw 24 year old virgin
>No irl friends
Just remove your "friends" from your life
Out of my few friends, only one has a gf. The rest of us are probably beyond saving.
>He lets people know he is a virgin
Its easy as this
>user have you had sex before
>Yup, tried tinder once, was a waste of time.
>Oh okay
kiII them
in 2 years I would throw your roommate a pity fuck
once i told them i had a gf and had to invent a backstory and a name kek
should've said it was a hookup