"Friends" mocking me again for being a 25 yo virgin

>"Friends" mocking me again for being a 25 yo virgin

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My roommate is a 28 yo virgin. Life never gets any better.

If you can't pull yourself together enough to attract a woman by that age, it pretty much deserves mocking.

Sort yourself out, s. oyboy

>"Friends" abruptly and awkwardly changing the subject when ever the topic of your (nonexistent) love life comes up
Once you get to this stage you realize the pain is far worse.

I can attract women. I get hit on often. That's why they tease me even more. They think I'm either gay or depressed.
I just have a small dick and have no sexual confidence.

Then they aren't your friends, retarded.

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>I can attract women. I get hit on often
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT, NORMALFAGGOT! YOU AREN'T FUCKING WELCOME HERE

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At least they arent making fun of you user

But I'm a 25 yo KV
I'm got my lifetime robot license already

the only thing you got is a failed normie license kek.please fucking kill yourself.

>act all excited
>say you finally lost your virginity
>when they ask who it was
>tell them you fucked their mothers

No, after 25 you get a life time pass.
And I only get hit on because I spent 3 years autisticly going to the gym 6 days a week back when I was a Neet.

Eat them alive, Literally.

You should just be like me and only befriend other fat virgin nerds like myself.

>tfw my nerd friends were all NORMIED by girls that came outta nowhere
Stop denerdfying my friends, roasties!

you gotta make jokes that are so self-deprecating and at the best/worst possible moments so that you suck the fun out of them making those jokes.

>tfw 24 year old virgin
>No irl friends

Just remove your "friends" from your life

Out of my few friends, only one has a gf. The rest of us are probably beyond saving.

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>He lets people know he is a virgin
Its easy as this
>user have you had sex before
>Yup, tried tinder once, was a waste of time.
>Oh okay

kiII them