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first and last for /britfeel/ is dead until morning

am I shadowbanned or is everyone else

I can see you lad

Nth for eels.

eels up inside u finding an entrance where they can?

burrow through your mind through your tummy through your anus
only episode I watched, don't mistake me for a fan
i'm old greeeeg

are you getting a connection error almost everytime you post as well lad?

is floorchan dead or something?

I'm sure I've been the last one awake for the past week or so. Between 5-7am the threads are absolutely barren

Why do all our towns and cities look like shit?

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Yeah some of them fall past page 10 and are deleted. Super slow recently during the late hours.

A lil bump from a wagie. Normally getting ready for bed at this time desu.

>Why do all our towns and cities look like shit?
nazis bombed it commie modernists rebuild

Wow, that's actually pretty sad looking. Not that I can gloat over you since I'm American and our cities are trash, but nontheless, it's sad to see

The allies started to bomb random medieval German towns for no reason in the final months of the war and they were rebuilt to their original specifications when it was over. Pic related is mostly new.

In contrast to that here in Britain we pulled down anything nice that was left standing after the war and destroyed it ourselves.

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>The allies started to bomb random medieval German towns for no reason in the final months of the war
nice one hans

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What's the point of snorkelling lads, why not just go back to the surface and get some air and go back down?

You still do just makes it easier and allows you face down see without dying

That's what I mean lad, why not just get air the normal way, what's the whole point of the snorkel

>tfw no gf
At least I'm not a wagecuck though heh.

Rothenburg was initially bombed but was later handed over to the Americans against the orders of Hitler. It was for this reason the town wasn't shelled with artillery and ultimately survived. It was not a town of strategic importance, but neither was Hildesheim, Wurzburg, Mainz, Nurnberg, Munchen, Dresden, Freiburg, Schweinfurt, Heilbronn, and Chemnitz, which were all destroyed.

The reconstruction of Rothenburg is as you say very faithful.

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I feel like we've invaded by krauts.

>girl I know says she hates guy that use seflies as their photos on tinder

What the fuck else are you meant to use?

you know what time it is lads

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Ffs don't die on me lads

saving britfeel from the robot, one bump at a time

One of those days lids

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*loses CL because of a kraut*

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The new jobsearch website is fucking aids lads. It's almost like the government want us to stay unemployed

another bump lads

nice trips you got there lad

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comfy

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Whoa watching the F1 today lads? Tricky Ricky gonna fuck over that wetter Hamilton, can't wait

dat storm though

fuck me it was like thor gets down and dirty for 2 hours

i'll upload a vid in a bit

Wanna be a programmer lads, but problem is no jobs are near me so I have to bloody travel to the nearest city

How the hell do I get there with no drivers licence, is bus really the only way? fuck me it's 45+ minutes there and back
ubers are like 12 fucking quid and biking is definately not going to happen cuz I would turn up to work like a sweaty fat mongo after getting into 3 accidents cuz am a dumb idiot

wot the FUCK am I meant to do except lose 2 hours of my life every day

>it was like thor getting down and dirty with giants for 2 hours
fixed

Get programmer socks

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>fuck me it's 45+ minutes there and back
45 minutes is fucking nothing lad. When I got my first network admin job, I had to drive 2 and a half hours to get to my job because I lived in bumfuck nowhere

Sorry laddie you do what everyone else does and lose 2 hours of your day. Listen to podcasts or read a book on the bus and be thankful you're not driving.

boo fucking who thats what most people do. i fucking hate this place people whining about a less than a hour commute jesus christ

t. homosex

>t. homosex
bi mastersex

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Drinking and smoking myself to an early grave lads

>exam today
nervous as fuck
morning lads

>exam
>sunday
the fuck

>smoking myself to an early grave lads
Lad pls don't just about to spark up, i don't need this

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I can hear the soft breathing
Of the girl that I love
As she lies here beside me
Asleep with the night
And her hair, in a fine mist
Floats on my pillow
Reflecting the glow
Of the winter moonlight

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>Of the girl that I love
>As she lies here beside me
fuck off with that shit apu

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morning lads, how is everyone ?

Morning darling xx

Almost time for the weekly hangover sausage mcmuffin

hangover pot noodle for me lad, good night?

I'm really sick of all this anti smoking stuff. We pay so much tax were more then repayed out debt to the NHS

Watched youtube and drank warm larger, standard Saturday. How about you?

Got tummy ache, and at slavery. Other than that I'm good.

Just got my sisters netflix pass, any recs for stuff?

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>I'm really sick of all this anti smoking stuff
Yeah *cough*, I *wheeze* know! It's *cough* not *cough* like *wheeze* smoking's *coughs up phlegm* bad *cough* for *wheeze* you!

throw shitposting here into the mix and my night was exactly the same. I like saturdays like that

Friend of mine said something called dirty money is good. I liked lost in space, and been watching a show called power, about 2 drug dealers. Lots of boobs shown as well in it

That wasn't my point. The government shouldn't bully us out of doing things it dosnt like, what happened to civil liberty?

Want to buy Mario Odyssey lads but can't justify buying a game for 40 quid that i'll finish in a few hours

going to my mates surprise birthday party today lads, not gonna get drunk tho i don't think

Lads I don't think I can do it anymore. Should I just jump from my window and leave a long detailed note about how I'd rather be dead than live in this bullshit authoritarian nightmare. I've always thought live free or die was a good ethos and now all I have left of it is "die".

Bit drastic. What do you mean authoritarian nightmare?

you dont have a civil liberty to not hear things you dont want to hear

>dirty money
A Netflix Original Series documenting various stories about exposing the greed, corruption, and crime spreading through the global economy.
>lost in space
Kiddies space show
>power
Only one that sounds good but the fact the only good thing about it was boobs, makes me think it's a brainlets the wire

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Black Mirror is good if you like dark / slightly weird stuff. Sons of Anarchy is great if you haven't seen it already

you don't need to be a pretentious cunt about it lad

>it's the law that you have to listen to things you don't like
Are you legitimately retarded?

>Should I just jump from my window and leave a long detailed note about how I'd rather be dead than live in this bullshit authoritarian nightmare
Be a marty, spontaneous combust infront of westminster or number ten.
gchq i don't me allahbangbar

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>me
mean

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no. are you? because that's now what i said. who is forcing you to listen to anti-smoking ads?

Yeah it's no wire but i don't mind it
That lost in space was cheasey but i still enjoyed bits
Not sure what your point was with the first one

Soz matey but you're what /tv/ calls a pleb

Morning lads. An early knew from me.
Woke up after 4 hours sleep spontaneously with a massive boner.
Weird.

>just tried to arrest someone for making a joke, even if it was in a bit of poor taste
>just arrested Tommy Robinson for reporting on the rape gang sentencing because he's not a member of the government approved media
>then attempts a media wipe out of any articles about it
>government would literally rather arrest and imprison anyone talking about muslim rape gangs than actually go after the rape gangs

So in the space of like 2 months we have violated freedom of speech, freedom of expression, freedom of the price and myriad other freedoms. And the prime minister of the UK thinks libertarians are fucking stupid with their love of individualism and natural rights.

We should kill the lot of them. The political class of the UK is one non-stop betrayal of the people who live in this country. We should march them out into the streets, lords and ministers, and curb stomp their freeloading faces into gutters.

Oh meant is that the show

Not him but i'm the pleb reccomended those shows. Also meh what other people think

Freedom of the press, not freedom of the price.

There on the packet it's impossible to ignore

how is it impossible to ignore? i ignore it all the time.

Yeah sounds like it, he was going on about corruption but i zoned out after a bit as he talks at you not with you

Uk doesnt have freedom of speech laws. Don't make up standards that the government has broken.

I agree it.is a shit situation but.it's not worth killing yourself over

Oh it's one those preachy docs with a message/adgenda

Do you smoke with your eyes closed?

>final exam got pushed back by 3 days for eid al fitr
>now have 7 days between second last and last exam
Diversity is our strength, boys

Yeah the government are cunts. Until they're physically removed, you can get one of these.

Oh yeah I forgot, we didn't make a constitution because the UK likes being eternal serfs.

Well why not? It's not like I'm ever going to achieve anything in this fuck hole of a country. I don't even want to be here, let alone contribute. I'd rather be dead now than risk giving this country anything.

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Unironcally do a burning monk, you will live on a legend.
Feels shit saying this but it's true

Do you think we could start a civil liberty movement? Hand out flyers, start a Facebook page, protest, better than just complaining on here

and then get called a nazi

That's a peaceful protest. I'd rather take some of the cunts with me.

We have a libertarian party, nobody supports them though. The government have infantalised and brainwashed so many people with hand outs and "free" things that nobody would ever do anything to upset the big bad government anymore because they might take away their bennies.

Also I'm 90% sure at this point starting a civil liberty movement would get you put in jail.

This. The government would subvert the whole movement. Plant a bunch of nazis or something in there who claim they want civil liberties because they should be able to harass women online, rape women IRL and talk about gassing the niggers and gays freely and openly. Then they get the media machine to report that the government's own plant is definitely a 100% authentic supporter of civil liberty and does indeed want to harass women, rape them and talk openly about gassing fags and jews and that's the entire civil liberty movement in a nutshell. Nobody question us, we're the government supported media, paid for in advance!

Don't care tbqhwy
>We have a libertarian party, nobody supports them
Probably because nobody knows they exist, we could change that with attention grabbing protests and a poster/flyer campaign
>Also I'm 90% sure at this point starting a civil liberty movement would get you put in jail.
At this point the entire contry is one big prison system

>I'd rather take some of the cunts with me
Then you and your cause will be hated and vilified.
Brainlet incel move

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Anyway time for my mcmuffin speak to you lads later

Morning lids. Got woken up by a thunderstorm and now I'm watching it out my window. Life is good.

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Why would I give a shit? I'd be dead. And the government wouldn't give a civil liberty movement the time of day in the first place.

Nobody will support a libertarian party. The government has the entire constiuency by the balls. Almost everyone relies on government handouts in some way or another. As soon as you suggest the government should be downsized and we should have more freedom and autonomy and less taxes people shit themselves over the idea of losing their socialist money.

What the fuck lads, just learned since January that businesses charging card fees are breaking the law. Been paying those shits every day at my local corner shop. Fucking piss take