I lost my virginity today

I lost my virginity today.

Jacking off to good porn is better than sex. AMA

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What the fuck is with all these people losing their virginity today?

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but it isnt tho.

First time is rarely good.
Anyway, tell us the story.

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Thoughts like this is going to cause you to resemble the ladyboy pic you posted.

It was for me. I used a condom and banged a 5/10 from my college. I'm not super into her but the sex was good. I had a better orgasm from erp earlier that day though.

unironically would enjoy getting pegged more than regular sex d e s u

>Jacking off to good porn is better than sex.
Proof that women should stay away from chronic virgins. You're all so desensitized from years of masturbation and porn that you can't enjoy sex. Then you wonder why girls avoid you.

>AMA
What possessed you to post this fake story?
Did you hope to get a feeling of worth by having other people be jealous of you; even though that jealousy was based on a lie?
Were you just being a nice robot and trying to convince other inceltards that they weren't missing out on anything?
Or were you hoping that other incelbots would convincingly chime in in agreement; thereby helping YOU feel better about what you're missing out on?

sex CAN be worse than jacking off, but good sex > good fap.
when you learn to let yourself be a part of the moment and just get flooded with an overwhelming sense of pleasure and freedom youll understand why sex > fapping.

not lying tho
well idk man my gf is into me more now. if women had sex with us earlier then we wouldnt have watched porn for years. :^)

That's because you masturbate too much retard.

oh no i believe you but nobody from this board will ever get with their oneitis so their experience will never be like that especially if they see an escort

>well idk man my gf is into me more now
Exactly. I know it might be hard for you to understand, but for women sex is a bonding experience. It makes women feel more connected and in love and they want to be partners with you. They don't go online and complain about how shitty the person was they had sex with or say that porn is better. They actually have hearts unlike you.

>Exactly. I know it might be hard for you to understand, but for women sex is a bonding experience.

It's supposed to be for males too but women don't bat an eye at incels until years of being rejected take their toll and you become a shell of the person you were before porn.

>women don't go online and complain about sex that they've had

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Imagine being this assblasted. Did I strike a nerve?

i wasnt talking about sex with someone you love/like ou even care about.
strictly physical sex, with no emotion involved, can be just as amazing as it would be any other way. feeling someone elses body and pleasure, hearing they moan, it just makes you want to be possessed by that person and possess them at the same time. all your 5 senses are stimulated at the same time, it doesnt have to have emotions involved for you to feel this.

>laughing = anger

Whatever you say, roastbeef.

oh i felt it i just wasn't as attracted to her as i was to the hot anime milf erp

also blowjobs feel a lot better than regular sex

sucks for you then.
but youre comparing meh sex with good fapping.
on a sexual pleasure scale of 1 to 10 the best fap you can have is 7-8 while sex goes up to 10, basically and poorly explained.

Women are more emotional about everything. Makes men better at making decisions.