Be poor farmer in the Medieval times

Chase Anderson
Chase Anderson

Be poor farmer in the Medieval times
Became a farmer because I love the fresh farm air and open skies on a farming day
Also wanna fuck my animals
Literally only reason why besides it makes me money on the side
One day
went to go check on the baby calves and their mother
Get turned on by seeing new born calf's drinking mother cow utters
Can't take it
Decide to join it
All my judgment functions have stopped working
Push a couple of baby teasers aside
Start drinking like a mad man
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This actually tastes good
Sure this is kind of what i hoped but shit this tastes actually good
Investigate further, start rubbing the utters and having some of this stuff fall into a bucket
I'm gonna call it.... Milk
Secretly have neighbors taste it in drinks
"I don't know what you did to this drink but this may be the best drink I've ever had"
Confirm my suspicions making sure it wasn't just my fetish.
Word starts to spread though out the village
Start selling the "Milk" to make an actual profit
Decide to take it on the road
will send part 2 if you'd like

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Leo Evans
Leo Evans

pls post part 2 fren

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Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

part 2 plz before i sleepy

John Roberts
John Roberts

Take cow to local market to advertise
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Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Part 2 please this seems neeeto

Lucas Johnson
Lucas Johnson

send faggot

Kevin Ward
Kevin Ward

Use new found money to buy carriage like the Duke's and the Squire's have
Would set up shop from town to village to town again
word spread far and wide
Would still drink from straight from the utter every now and again
Holy fuck, yes, happiness
Eventually courier comes up to me, pretty fancy looking one too
Oh shit, was I found out? I would be hung. Bestiality was illegal, and I needed to provide money
Courier brings a message, surprise surprise, from the-
wait what
From the King's Palace!?
Word got to the King about how "radiantly, shimmering, and stunning my white juice was"
Get personally escorted by royal guard with my cows to the palace
Fancy as fuck floors, all stone from what i can tell as well
Stand before a grand table filled with many dishes, as well as silverware
"The King will now see you Sir"
The literal king of the country stood before me at the other end of the table, followed by the guards, of course

Part 3?

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Connor Butler
Connor Butler

Literally
Out you go, underage faggot.

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

I only wish to tell my tale

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Christopher Barnes
Christopher Barnes

wHaT iF wE jUsT rEaD tHe StOrY iF wE wAnNa

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Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

How are you going to milk the cow without getting a boner? You'll be outed as a zoophile and executed in front of the villagers.

David Scott
David Scott

more tale of the milk man, it makes me nut.

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

i guess you could say, the story, is really, wetting up

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

What the fuck are you doing on my board. Get the fuck back to Tumblr.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

I guess you could say that OP is really milking this idea.

Daniel Russell
Daniel Russell

I guess you could say that OP is taking a while for part 3

Jaxson Jackson
Jaxson Jackson

"I have heard many things about you, but the thing i hear most is this drink you make"
"Give me a pint's worth of it"
Immediately out of sheer respect hand a mug to guard who walks over and gives it to the king
He inspects it and makes a guard have a little droplet of it to see if it is poisoned
Guard gives what i can only assume is a signal to the king that it isn't
King drinks it
My whole entire face is covered in sweat
I'm having the king drink actual cow produce right now
"This "
fuck
"This is..."
Did he like it or not, am I about to be hung?
"One of the finest drinks I've had all around the country!"
closecall.exe
Get appointed as a personal chef for the King
Get asked by many people on how i get the milk and never tell the truth
Send money to family every now and then since they can get nowhere near how much I am payed
Still drinking that succulent, succulent cow milk straight from the utter every day.

I think this is the end, I can make more.

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Parker Adams
Parker Adams

good job op, not a faggot for once

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

wow so kool, who ever made this must be very koool

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

be me
first time I've ever made a thread
nervous

I'm surprised it didn't fuck up

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

thank you for the bedtime story op

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Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

no problem desu

thanks for listening

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

Well done OP, was an entertaining story.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Really? I hope you liked it. I might make another one in the next day or so, it was pretty fun
fun on Jow Forums
never thought that would happen