>Be poor farmer in the Medieval times
>Became a farmer because I love the fresh farm air and open skies on a farming day
>Also wanna fuck my animals
>Literally only reason why besides it makes me money on the side
>One day
>went to go check on the baby calves and their mother
>Get turned on by seeing new born calf's drinking mother cow utters
>Can't take it
>Decide to join it
>All my judgment functions have stopped working
>Push a couple of baby teasers aside
>Start drinking like a mad man
>waitwhat.jpg
>This actually tastes good
>Sure this is kind of what i hoped but shit this tastes actually good
>Investigate further, start rubbing the utters and having some of this stuff fall into a bucket
>I'm gonna call it.... Milk
>Secretly have neighbors taste it in drinks
>"I don't know what you did to this drink but this may be the best drink I've ever had"
>Confirm my suspicions making sure it wasn't just my fetish.
>Word starts to spread though out the village
>Start selling the "Milk" to make an actual profit
>Decide to take it on the road
will send part 2 if you'd like
Be poor farmer in the Medieval times
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pls post part 2 fren
part 2 plz before i sleepy
>Take cow to local market to advertise
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Part 2 please this seems neeeto
send faggot
>Use new found money to buy carriage like the Duke's and the Squire's have
>Would set up shop from town to village to town again
>word spread far and wide
>Would still drink from straight from the utter every now and again
>Holy fuck, yes, happiness
>Eventually courier comes up to me, pretty fancy looking one too
>Oh shit, was I found out? I would be hung. Bestiality was illegal, and I needed to provide money
>Courier brings a message, surprise surprise, from the-
>wait what
>From the King's Palace!?
>Word got to the King about how "radiantly, shimmering, and stunning my white juice was"
>Get personally escorted by royal guard with my cows to the palace
>Fancy as fuck floors, all stone from what i can tell as well
>Stand before a grand table filled with many dishes, as well as silverware
>"The King will now see you Sir"
>The literal king of the country stood before me at the other end of the table, followed by the guards, of course
Part 3?
>Literally
Out you go, underage faggot.
I only wish to tell my tale
wHaT iF wE jUsT rEaD tHe StOrY iF wE wAnNa
How are you going to milk the cow without getting a boner? You'll be outed as a zoophile and executed in front of the villagers.
more tale of the milk man, it makes me nut.
i guess you could say, the story, is really, wetting up
What the fuck are you doing on my board. Get the fuck back to Tumblr.
I guess you could say that OP is really milking this idea.
I guess you could say that OP is taking a while for part 3
>"I have heard many things about you, but the thing i hear most is this drink you make"
>"Give me a pint's worth of it"
>Immediately out of sheer respect hand a mug to guard who walks over and gives it to the king
>He inspects it and makes a guard have a little droplet of it to see if it is poisoned
>Guard gives what i can only assume is a signal to the king that it isn't
>King drinks it
>My whole entire face is covered in sweat
>I'm having the king drink actual cow produce right now
>"This "
>fuck
>"This is..."
>Did he like it or not, am I about to be hung?
> "One of the finest drinks I've had all around the country!"
>closecall.exe
>Get appointed as a personal chef for the King
>Get asked by many people on how i get the milk and never tell the truth
>Send money to family every now and then since they can get nowhere near how much I am payed
>Still drinking that succulent, succulent cow milk straight from the utter every day.
I think this is the end, I can make more.
good job op, not a faggot for once
wow so kool, who ever made this must be very koool
>be me
>first time I've ever made a thread
>nervous
I'm surprised it didn't fuck up
thank you for the bedtime story op
no problem desu
thanks for listening
Well done OP, was an entertaining story.
Really? I hope you liked it. I might make another one in the next day or so, it was pretty fun
>fun on Jow Forums
never thought that would happen