Excuses, excuses

If 99.9% of the worlds population finds you unattractive, that leaves a whopping 7,000,000 people who find you attractive.
STOP WITH THE PITY PARTY, AND GET OFF YOUR ASS.

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Photoshopping dicks should be illegal.

Having a small dick, and claiming every big dick you see is fake or photoshopped to salvage whatever self worth you have left should be too.

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yeah but what happens if 100% find me unattractive? That's my problem.

7 million people across the entire planet. you'd have better luck finding needle in a haystack

>He says, while posting another photoshopped dick

Not him btw, I'm 9".

Bingo original-o

It's not even about attractiveness. It's about attracting someone who is also good for you. That's an impossible task.

>All of them are in Nigeria

All girls are in Nigeria?
Woah. This is deep.

>Being this retarded
Seriously starting to worry about normans desu, theyre getting dumber by the day
7,000,000 across the entire planet is vanishingly small, the odds are you MAY come across 1 per year and by the time you figure out its one of them, if you figure it out at all, it would be way too late and you would never see them again

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>I'm 9"
Yeah ok buddy.
Also, hate to break it to you and your fragile ego, but that dick isnt photoshopped.

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Just because those 7 mil find me attractive does not mean the feelings mutual.

>the pity party continues
Ok smart guy. How about this.
If 99.0% of the world found you unattractive, 70,000,000 would find you attractive. Your once a year just decupled. Also, my numbers are based on 7mil. Arent we closer to 7.6mil at this point?

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I'm literally 9".
Also that dick you posted was literally photoshop

>my numbers are based on 7mil. Arent we closer to 7.6mil at this point?
7bil* 7.6bil*

No, you're not.
No, it's not.
But it's ok. Everything will be ok.

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Look at that poor man, no woman will ever be able to deep throat him. No woman will ever be able to take time balls deep.

>No, you're not.
Post Kik I'll give proof

>No, it's not.
Yes it is, watch Gomez's videos, without angles/Photoshop he's 7" at most

Oh hey look Iceeyoup is posting porn again

No, it's not black and white attractive/unattractive. It's unattractive>plain>attractive. If 99.9% of the world find you unattractive, it's highly likely the other .1% find you plain, and nobody in the world finds you attractive.

My dude, just post a time stamped pic here.

0.1% of all women on earth is 3.500.000. Out of that population, roughly 1.500.000 are fertile. Out of that population 1.200.000 are heterosexual. Out of that population, 600.000 are in a 10 year age difference range. Out of that population 300.000 are within a 5 year age difference range.

Your chances of meeting one of them in a city of 1.000.000 are less than getting struck by lightning.

Nah, why would I want my dick floating around in the internet?
You afraid of being 1on1 with a real man?

jew alert
dirty jew detected

>7 milions black grannies and buff gay men finds me attractive

Cool