Reminder that you can't be a robot if you're gay

Jonathan Torres
Jonathan Torres

Reminder that you can't be a robot if you're gay

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Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

Not with that winning smile anyway

Nolan Flores
Nolan Flores

He looks so much better when he smiles. Literally a difference of 2 or 3 points desu.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

I fucking wish I was gay, woman are too damn picky.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

So he went from being a 1/10 to a 3/10 ?

James Brown
James Brown

no such thing as an incel if you aren't willing to fuck a dude as ugly as you.

Kevin Ortiz
Kevin Ortiz

He's actually above average.

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Logan White
Logan White

Still an upgrade

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

"Gays" are diseased perverts and pedophiles who will fuck literally anything with a moist hole in it

Thomas Peterson
Thomas Peterson

Jesus fucking christ all his matches are ugly as hell, the ugliest faggots ive ever seen. and i thought the neurotics i got on twitter were bad lol.

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

you have to be literally disfigured to be a robot
loool

Mason Brown
Mason Brown

his smile looks like pic related lol

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Hudson Fisher
Hudson Fisher

bringing his hairline forward 2 inches with a haircut
Sure.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

those clothes
fashion
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHO MADE THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Luke Brown
Luke Brown

You know, I'm getting to the point where I'm actually seriously considering just finding a trap instead of a gf.

It would have to be an extremely girly looking trap though, which means that I'm just back right where I started.

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Mason Rivera
Mason Rivera

Is tinder worth it?

Really insecure to sign up. What if someone that seen me before notices me. Might just laugh at me. Its a small town.
I don't even know how to take a nice picture.

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Jack Long
Jack Long

Is tinder worth it?
No.

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

A few of the matches were actually cute

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Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

left
breddy cute, would ask for coffee and cuddles

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

that file name
lel, youre gay.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

he looks much better when a photoshopping device chops away most of his lips replacing it with a faceful of pearly whites

why don't you go fuck liam-john and frank why dont you

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

We can also throw focal length in the mix.

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Joseph Davis
Joseph Davis

That stupid filter makes literally everything except irredeemably 1-3/10s cute.

Gabriel Lewis
Gabriel Lewis

Is tinder worth it?
Non-virgin answer: not anymore. If tinder was an MMO, it would now be an empty wonderland filled with NPCs.

Jow Forums is right that normies exist, but it's wrong that anyone who isn't a robot is a normie. When tinder was new, the people on there were more open to new things, less cynical, and less transactional. It was possible to use it without preconceptions. Those days are over, and the only women on there are boring sub-100-iq sluts who want to have a "fun" three-line conversation with a similarly boring Chad, hang out for 30 minutes, then fuck.

"Slut" doesn't convey the exact problem with them: it's not specifically that they have sex with strangers, it's that they're just going through the motions - relationships, courting, tinder, and sex itself are no longer special to them, and they will poison your understanding of human sexual relationships even more than Jow Forums has. Stay away.

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

Looks like postmodernist hipster bullshit. I guess that's what passes for "fashion" nowadays.

Jeremiah Roberts
Jeremiah Roberts

kek i didnt notice the wolf shirt till i read this comment

Adam Edwards
Adam Edwards

Hahaha poor guy why did you do this

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

You realize that this is a pre-made smile by FaceApp, right?

Jason Kelly
Jason Kelly

Seb
This guy could be a slayer

Jose Young
Jose Young

mfw some gay guy I asked for a light rated me a 9/10 and was flirting hard
Can't even get women to notice me, let alone initiate conversation.
My chad friend has women doing this all the time

I feel like I'd be getting laid weekly if I were gay

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

Well damn

I'm pretty impressed tbqh

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

Hairline changes
Hair thickness changes
Bone structure changes
Amazing what a haircut and smile can do.

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

Which one is closest to actual appearance?

Easton Hill
Easton Hill

Its an edited picture

Brah just be photoshopped
His neck seems to become thicker in the third picture and his skin randomly turns smoother. I didn't know wearing nazi skinhead jacket improved your skin. Maybe /pol/ is onto something.

Aaron Watson
Aaron Watson

Heteros can't be robots, you literally have half the planet to bang.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

This is the shit I say on here all the time. Go to a good barber that isn't cheap and buy cloths that fit. Then work on your game so you're not a creep.

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Leo Evans
Leo Evans

depends where ur standing

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

The vast majority of """""""""Robots""""""""""" are actually just picky sperglords that don't take the chances that are thrown at them. Fix your fashion,hygiene, and work out and you could land somebody. Its probably gonna be a whale or a harpie or a lumpy bookish potato but if we're defining robothood as "The inability to have sex with another human" then 90% of you people are cyborgs AT BEST. Failed normies most likely. And lets not mention the fact you can move to most countries and then get swarmed with pussy if you look halfway decent for a foreigner, this is especially true for ""whites"". I just wrote an essay responding to obvious bait. I fucking hate this board. I hope you people never leave this containment pen. Basil for shitty thread
This

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Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

No it doesn't you colossal faggot

If I see a dog filter it's an immediate swipe left

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

A lot of "gays" are just ugly men who are desperate for validation.

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

Well i guess the real losers are asian males.
But theyre all bi so its ok.

Jack Scott
Jack Scott

*[Fuckload of citations needed]
in english.

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Justin Lopez
Justin Lopez

Just look at the picture in the OP. These ugly men just don't to feel like failures.

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

just look at this clearly fabricated singular piece of """evidence""" at the start of this trainwreck thread
And the survey says: stop posting any time

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

guy looks like he has aids. those are just some faggots looking to get infected.

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Mason Morris
Mason Morris

It's also what I see in real life. Many ugly men who were straight but failures decided to "become gay".

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

Sebs a cute but guy on left is a male thot
Ian looks like a cute autist, would chat

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

Between 35 and 50.

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

the small handful of anecdotal evidence I remember means that its true
inb4 I dont need data/ its not conformation bias
I should stop responding to bait

Aaron Bennett
Aaron Bennett

Wow please do show all the data gathered on this subject. That's right, there is no data. None.
Which means that I am of course speaking just my own opinion.

Jaxson Cruz
Jaxson Cruz

zyros that lookism framecel chad faggot why use his name?

Anthony Evans
Anthony Evans

OP is fucking old greg

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Brody Green
Brody Green

different skull and hairline
different nose
less buggy eyes which means a stronger brow and oribitals and shit
his teeth are probably fucked too, genes come in a package

Robert Lopez
Robert Lopez

I would imagine there is data on this subject. Easiest method of confirmation would probably be checking the average age where gays/bis knew/accepted their orientation and then we could pick an arbitrary age where we think the average man would succumb to failure and just "become gay", and if the average or the majority of gays are below that age then I would be correct.
Then again I don't feel like finding credible and authentic surveys of large gay populations just to prove I'm right so we can just call it moot.

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Eli Perry
Eli Perry

youre a vocel if you dont want to stick your dick on a mans pooper
Yikes

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

This is only true for the ugly men. Here you can see real gays who are of course very pretty.
So pretty infact, that they have fallen in love with themselves. Causing their gayness.

Kevin Wood
Kevin Wood

I wonder if this guy has ever posted on here.

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

those people messagin
yeah I believe I can

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Seb seems nice, despite the fact that he's using tinder
The one on the right I can't even see the real face, but it doesn't matter because:
photography student
lazy gay boy with meme major I rather not get involved

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

Make tinder profile based off a picture of a cup of cheese
40 matches in 2 days.
Girl who seems interested after talking for 3 hours gives me her snapchat and asks to see my face
mfw Blocks me immediately after I send pic
I'm not if its her fault for picturing me as being the man of her dreams or my fault for thinking I'd get by on being funny alone and not being attractive enough.

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Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

you will never go hitchhiking with Seb

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Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

cutie who wants to go in an adventure
literally my dream boy but he would never be interested in someone that lives inside a cave and often forgets what the sun looks like

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Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

Shit fashion sense desu

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

Underrated. I tip my tophat to you good sir. If I could gift you Jow Forums gold I would.

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

lmao why do guys talk so fucking weird to eachother?

you're both guys and are gay, just ask fucking when you wanna fuck eachother?

goddamn faggots acting just as retarded as women with their foreplay and shit jesus christ kys

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

Those proportions are shit, stop posting this terrible photoshop

Alexander Hall
Alexander Hall

fuckin hell, that is deep

wheres your cave at, I'll swoop u up in the hoopty nigga

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

Be me
Be 18
Come to terms with the fact that I'm bisexual and dream about having gay experiences.
Start losing my hair at the same time.
Constantly losing hair, have to comb over it all the time I was at college.
Hit local gay bar and hit on some queer class mates, with little to no success. Got my first kiss from a cute twink, but that's it.

Age 21, scalp is too obvious, now, can't comb over it anymore.
Forced to shave it.
Only gays in my area are gross middle aged guys.
27, now.

Fuck genetics.

Ian Phillips
Ian Phillips

Gary is not okay

Jaxson Phillips
Jaxson Phillips

grows hair from parts of forehead that were bald in the first picture

How's this possible?

John Gonzalez
John Gonzalez

just get a haircut

Here's what would really happen if he went out and got a haircut. Doesn't matter what haircut he asks for it's gonna look like this. That's what life is like when you have no hairline.

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Landon Butler
Landon Butler

That's because men look at your insides. Women only look at your outside.

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

No men look at the outside too.
Were fucked.

Asher Gonzalez
Asher Gonzalez

Guys that are balding should literally go straight for the buzzcut. If you can also grow a beard, that's great, if not, not a big deal.

A guy that is bald but is in good shape and has good skin looks over 9000 times better than those assholes who try to combover and hide their baldness in their haircut.

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

Go full Kratos. But you need to workout first

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

Are You?
In school guys had no problem talking with me, but girls were visibly disgusted and angry when I was too close

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

the shit posted in the pic is normie clothes, its not even outlandish /fa/ stuff.

you're both dumbasses

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

So if I get confidence the shape of my skull will change? Sweet.

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Caleb Anderson
Caleb Anderson

you realize the only difference here is the scaling right?
just make the face bigger you fucking brainlet

Kayden Thomas
Kayden Thomas

can somebody post the call of pussy edit please?

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

Just be your best original self

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

Men are just overall more likely to be less selfish than women.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

Epic filename

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James Thomas
James Thomas

When gaying on Tinder, who actually writes first?
Guy receiver is like a girl and won't write or these rules don't apply there?

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

Whoever is less attractive. The reason men traditionally message women first is because women are more likely to be desired.

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

no one messages first and then you slowly start to unmatch each other.

Joshua King
Joshua King

Reminder that you can't be a robot if you're photoshopped

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

try to be gay
find guys ugly as sin

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Easton Diaz
Easton Diaz

this one?
oreganio

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Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

lol just shave it bro XD
I'm convinced every faggot that says this has a full head of hair and mentally filters out every bald guy with a misshapen head from their worldview