Anyone else enjoy learning about plane crashes?

Anyone else enjoy learning about plane crashes?

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Some notable ones:

Aeropero 603:
>Ground staff fucktards forget to take tape off all the outside ports after cleaning
>Plane takes off in pitch dark
>Airspeed and altimeter are all fucked up and show false info
>Pilots getting 12 conflicting warnings at once, overspeed and stall etc
>Hits ocean, 0 survivors

Air France 447
>Over the atlantic, 35,000 feet, captain's asleep, noob pilot has control
>Pitot tubes freeze over, airspeed indicator lost
>Plane still flying normally, if they just didn't touch the controls it'd unfreeze in seconds and all be fine
>Instead noob pilot freaks the fuck out and pulls right back on the stick raising the nose
>Plane stalls and starts to fall out of the sky
>Copilot tries to lower nose but doesn't realise noob pilot still pulling back cancelling it out
>Captain arrives says "What the fuck" but doesn't take control
>If at any point they let go of the controls it'd automatically recover
>Falls into ocean, 0 survivors

Japan 46E
>Number 2 engine falls off
>They manage to land the thing, all survive
>Funny to read their massive fucking relief after they had landed
>CAM-3 OK, I admit it now. I was scared.
>CAM-1 we were all scared
>CAM-3 OK. after the landing
>CAM-? it was a nice landing too you guys.
>CAM- ((sound of laughter))
>CAM-3 I don't care how much, you, I, how many beers I owe you in the past. this one I'm going to pay off on. OK?

American 965
>Trying to land in Colombia at night
>ATC has no radar cause rebels blew them up
>Captain somehow manages to delete all his waypoints (aka system32)
>Then somehow commands plane to fly into a different valley with a mountain at the end
>Both pilots too busy looking at charts to notice they're flying into a fucking mountain
>GPWS goes off, they fail to recover
>4 survivors

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youtube.com/watch?v=qKx-iyhtgtQ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Airlines_Flight_642
youtube.com/watch?v=JuoeYaR4MP4
youtube.com/watch?v=zA5FMFVbVZ0
planecrashinfo.com/cvr800819.htm
planecrashinfo.com/cvr980902.htm
dailymotion.com/video/x1162dc
planecrashinfo.com/cvr040103.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=Xfh9-ogUgSQ
planecrashinfo.com/cvr960511.htm
planecrashinfo.com/w19910711.htm
planecrashinfo.com/2005/2005-34.htm
planecrashinfo.com/cvr780928.htm
youtu.be/dkesW3FhvUw
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Some more interesting ones:
youtube.com/watch?v=qKx-iyhtgtQ

Really fascinating stuff this, lads.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Airlines_Flight_642
youtube.com/watch?v=JuoeYaR4MP4

>Video shows a massive fireball
>300 survivors

youtube.com/watch?v=zA5FMFVbVZ0

Nogs hijacked this one and tried to make them fly to Australia
Pilots told them they didn't have enough fuel
Nogs forced them to try
Runs out of fuel, ditches in the water
Bunch of passengers inflate their lifejackets before the crash, get trapped in the fuselage

Load shift

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can't imagine how awful it must be to die in a plane crash

most of them are instant death

imagine being one of these poor fucks though:
planecrashinfo.com/cvr800819.htm
planecrashinfo.com/cvr980902.htm

fuck that's scary af

I remember watching a show about these crashes. Very interesting indeed.

>18.36:15 CAM ((Loud squeal begins and continues until end of CVR tape))

Haunting

I wonder how long it takes to burn to death.
They probably used their oxygen masks too so they wont suffocate.

My favorite was the one that got shot down by Russian jets for flying into Russian airspace, back when the cold war was on. As I recall, the nav system or something malfunctioned so they thought they were flying just normal but actually went into Russian airspace, and despite attempts communication couldn't be made so eventually the Russians just shot it down.

Air Crash Investigation
Great show, here's a decent episode:
dailymotion.com/video/x1162dc

Jumbo Jets are very interesting,

I love watching these shows, was a while there I was watching a few episodes a day but the quality was always shit on youtube

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just imagine you're on a nice country drive with your 10/10 hot gf who loves you very much and you see this as your hot loving gf screams OH MY FUCKING GOD

CAM-3 There's a fire?
CAM-4 Yeah
CAM-3 Well go put it out

I wonder if OSHA ever identified the airport and reprimanded them.

planecrashinfo.com/cvr040103.htm
2:35:05 FO No god except...
2:35:05 CAM "whoop" sound similar to ground proximity warning
2:45:06 END OF RECORDING

more greentext stories ? really interested for some reason. that's quite torigiginal

yeah i got moar typing them up now

They're pretty interesting. China Airlines Flight 006 is one that I find pretty fascinating.
>Engine dies, tries to restart and doesn't work
>Starts rolling and descending, which leads into it nearly barrel rolling into the ocean
>Captain wants to go to destination still, but is forced to land in San Francisco
>Lands by using throttle only cause elevators broke
Pretty impressive considering no one died and it was a 747.

Pan Am 1736 / KLM 4805
worst ever air accident after 9/11
>terrorists phone bomb threat to las palmas airport
>as a result a bunch of planes including these 2 get diverted to a tiny airport in the canary islands
>fog rolls in
>something like 12 planes clogging this tiny airport, all waiting about 8 hours
>the KLM has a long trip back to holland so loads up on extra fuel
>KLM is done refueling, is now waiting at the head of the runway for permission to take off
>company rules say they cant wait much longer or they lose their jobs
>Pan Am is not clear of the runway (he's still on the runway, can't see the exit cause of the fog)
>KLM captain starts takeoff roll without permission
>neither can see each other
>KLM approaching the pan am
1706:32.43 KLM CAM 3 Is he not clear then?
1706:34.1 KLM CAM 1 What do you say?
1706:34.15 KLM CAM ? Yup.
1706:34.7 KLM CAM 3 Is he not clear that Pan American?
1706:35.7 KLM-1 Oh yes. [emphatically]
1706:40 [PanAm captain sees landing lights of KLM at approximately 700 meters]
PA CAM 1 There he is .. look at him! Goddamn that son-of-a-bitch is coming! Get off! Get off! Get off!
1706:44 [KLM starts rotation]
1706:47.44 KLM CAM 1 [Scream]
1706:50 [Collision]
>started rotation 6 seconds before impact
>if he hadn't taken on that extra fuel he'd have made it


British Airways 5390
>windscreen blows out, captain gets sucked half out the windscreen
>flight attendants somehow grab his legs and hold him in
>FO lands the plane solo
>captain survived
>the cause: wrong size bolts in the windscreen
>lazy mechanic had just eyeballed them instead of checking they were the right ones

Aeroflot 593
>captain: "hey son come and sit in the captain's chair you can mess with the controls"
>autopilot is on, should be no problem
>kid pushing on the controls
>after 30 seconds of pushing the AP disengages
>no warning bell or anything, kid is now flying the plane
>eventually plane ends up in a dive
>G forces prevent him leaving the seat
>crashes

thanks robot. very appreciated !

I learned about a lot of these crashes in a college course i took. Pretty crazy stuff. The Air France one is especially heartbreaking because based on the black box recordings it sounded like the captain figured out what was happening but by then it was too late and they were seconds from crashing. I think you can hear him say something like "Youve killed us!" Before the recording ends.

This happened at Bagram AFB in Afghanistan. My cousin was stationed there at the time.

>be captain of a 767
>destination is Busan, Korea
>be in the coulds
>ATC clears approach ILS Runway 36
>awseome, I've done this before all the time
>"Oops, nvm, Air China 129 circle runway 18, contact tower on 118.whatever, advise when airport is in sight"
>tfw you've litteraly never done a circling approach outside of training in Beijing
>fuk

>got to time to brief the new approach to the crew
>take controls
>myaircraft.jpg
>other two crew members litteraly sit there and have nothing to do, doesent matter I got this
>ATC yells on the emergency frequency where the fuck we at
>fuck, forgot to contact the tower
>who cares, airport in sight
>yessssss
>airport out of sight
>uh, ohhhhh
>Let's just fly for a couple more seconds and we'll try and see it again...
>dumbass First Officer tells you to go around
>litteraly stfu kid, Im trying to find the airport
>"go around!" He says again
>kys m8
>break out of the clouds and see a mountain infront of you
>full fucking power to the engines
>crash in the mountain

>wake up in the hospital
>everyone but you and like 20 Koreans in the back died. Other pilots dead too
>end my fucking life please

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>British Airways 5390
>lazy mechanic had just eyeballed them instead of checking they were the right ones
IIRC correctly the mechanics had managed to wrongly eyeball the bolts multiple times, with the bolts getting further from the correct size each time.

I know someone who died in that first one you mentioned OP. they were on their way to their honeymoon

>they were on their way to their honeymoon
Good, dead normies are best normies.

>Aeroflot 593
I remember the documentary about that one, it was insane what happened

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>captain: "hey son come and sit in the captain's chair you can mess with the controls"
This might be one of the reasons why pilots are not allowed to let any passenger inside the cockpit during flight anymore, besides the terrorist concerns.

dam bro :(

flying is damn safe these days thanks to all the investigations at least

I got more greentexts

Comair 5191
>great example of why we have the sterile cockpit rule
>aka no non-flight related talk below 10,000 feet
>tl;dr pilots too busy chatting about bullshit to notice they're taking off from the wrong runway

Eastern 401
>on approach crew puts landing gear down
>notice nose gear light didn't light up
>crew tests all the lights at once (christmas tree test)
>nose gear light doesn't light up
>so almost certainly a faulty light
>small chance of a double failure and that the nose gear hasn't deployed
>pilot gets up to help, accidentally turns off AP
>whole crew starts screwing around with the light for almost 9 minutes
23.37:08 CAM 1 Hey, hey, get down there and see if that damn nose wheel's down. You better do that.
CAM 2 You got a handkerchief or something so I can get a little better grip on this? Anything I can do with it?
CAM 1 Get down there and see if that, see if that ### thing ...
CAM 2 This won't come out, Bob. If I had a pair of pliers, I could cushion it with that Kleenex.
CAM 3 I can give you pliers but if you force it, you'll break it, just believe me.
CAM 2 Yeah, I'll cushion it with Kleenex.
CAM 3 Oh, we can give you pliers.
>nobody is flying the plane
>plane is descending
>7 seconds from impact:
23.42:05 CAM 2 We did something to the altitude.
23.42:05 CAM 1 What?
23.42:07 CAM 2 We're still at two thousand right?
23.42:09 CAM 1 Hey, what's happening here?
23.42:09 CAM ? [Sound of click]
23.42:10 CAM ? [Sound of six beeps similar to radio altimeter increasing in rate]
23.42:12 [Sound of impact]

Avianca 052
>takes off on a bright sunny day in bogota
>destination: nyc
>severe storms in new york, visibility is garbage
>near the airport put in holding pattern
>stays in holding pattern for 1.5 hours
>only 30 minutes of fuel left
>captain can't speak english
>keeps telling FO to tell ATC they're about to be out of fuel
>FO asks for "priority" but never declares an emergency or mayday
>finally clearance to land
>going in for landing
this was the point when the FE should really have said:
"hey guys, we really have only one shot at this, we can't go around or we'll run out of fuel"
>he didn't say that
>they try to land, no visual on the runway, captain declares a missed approach
at this point they were effectively doomed
>try to go around and land again
>fail, run out of fuel
>crash
somehow 85 people survived, so that's something

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TWA Flight 800 (1996)
>747-100
>normal takeoff everything goes well
>fly for a few minutes
>plane suddenly explodes and rips apart

Imagine being in a descending plane with the pilot trying to breach open the cockpit door.

>Implying it wasn't the US Navy to blow it up

I remember a valuejet plane crash where a battery case caught fire in the cargo hold, which caused smoke to fill the cabin and the floor to start to melt, it crashed into the Everglades

Another one similar was an arrow air DC8 which caught fire when a fragment of metal caused a tire to catch on fire. The planes rear started giving out as bodies started falling through the flames as the plane descended. Eventually, the pilots released the landing gear giving the fire more oxygen to fuel it causing a massive fireball to engulf the plane

JAL123 is my personal plane crash topic

youtube.com/watch?v=Xfh9-ogUgSQ

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According to the investigation that was either a missile or a wiring issue which cause the central fuel tank to explode

I am pretty sure that was a silk air flight where the captain committed suicide as a way to avoid debt

was already typing this up when you posted

Silk Air 175
>captain is a day trader
>didn't listen to Jow Forums and lost $1.2m in the stockmarket
>also has a 600k life insurance kicking in that very day
>decides he's gonna an hero
>normal takeoff, flight levels out
>captain makes some excuse to get FO out of the flight deck
>flicks off cockpit voice recorder
>soon as FO is out of the room, locks him out
>points plane at ground and guns engine
>FO presumably banging on the door trying to breach at this point
>plane disintegrates on impact

^ Also a good chance something similar happened to MH370. The transponder was disabled, something that had to be done deliberately. Likely candidates are hijack or intentional inputs by the pilots. But if it was hijacked, the pilots have plenty of ways to alter the outside world.

Moar greentexts?

The Valuejet one
planecrashinfo.com/cvr960511.htm

The arrow air one
planecrashinfo.com/w19910711.htm

WEITER WEITER INS VERDERBEN

JAL was fucked up yeah. Worst single plane accident in history.

You have to give credit to the pilots, they tried their absolute best to keep control right to the bitter end.

Cause was a tailstrike 7 years earlier that was improperly fixed (pic related). That led to a blowout, and the decompression disabled all hydraulics and the vertical stabilizer.

Most messed up part: US air force offered to send rescue choppers etc but Japan refused and told them to stand down.
From the wiki page:
>Medical staff later found bodies with injuries suggesting that individuals had survived the crash only to die from shock, exposure overnight in the mountains, or from injuries that, if tended to earlier, would not have been fatal.
>Off-duty flight attendant Yumi Ochiai, one of the four survivors out of 524 passengers and crew (...) while she could hear screaming and moaning from other survivors, these sounds gradually died away during the night.

Goddamn japanese and their pride, refusing American help at the cost of their own citizens lives.

forgot facsimile

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I think there is a documentary or something but yeah that sums it up. Even though it is also likely that MH370 was an act of terror, another possible cause could have been a slow decompression combined with electrical malfunctions in the planes tracking systems, the plane would have been set back to Malaysia to try and land by as the oxygen left the cabin the crew would have been knocked unconscious leaving the plane to fly on the autopilot in the on direction, like this crash planecrashinfo.com/2005/2005-34.htm

Keep in mind I am probably wrong

>planecrashinfo.com/cvr800819.htm
>((singing in Arabic))
>There is no way I can go to the back * * after L2 R2 because the people are fighting in the aisles
>Tell them, tell them to not evacuate

seems like everyone involved was a dumbass

Could be brah. Hard to see how transponder was disabled though, some electrical problem could be the cause maybe.

Helios 522 is an interesting one.

I think you're onto something there

japan airlines flight 123

>524 people on board
>explosive decompression blows off part of the tail and destroys hudraulics
>crew keeps flight in the air for more than 30 minutes with half a tail and no hydraulics
>eventually crash, killing 520 people, 4 survive
>several expert flight crews try to replay the incident in flight simulator
>no one manages to keep the plane airborne for more than 12 minutes

crew didnt deserve to die desu

> 09.01:58 CAM [sound of stall warning]
> CAM 1 This is it baby!
> CAM ? Bob [name of F/O]
> CAM 1 Brace yourself.
> CAM ? Hey baby..
> CAM? Ma I love you..
> 09.02:04 [End of recording]

planecrashinfo.com/cvr780928.htm

Wow I just read what happened

>09.01:11 CAM 2 Are we clear of that Cessna?
>09.01:13 CAM- Suppose to be.
>09.01:14 CAM 1 I guess.
>09.01:20 CAM 4 I hope.
>09.01:21 CAM-1 Oh yeah, before we turned downwind, I saw him about one o'clock, probably behind us now.
>09.01:38 CAM-2 There's one underneath.
>09.01:39 CAM 2 I was looking at that inbound there.
>09.01:45 CAM 1 Whoop!
>09.01:46 CAM 2 Aghhh!
>09.01:47 CAM Sound of impact

>The 727 overtook and struck the Cessna from the rear.
>The primary cause was the PSA crew lost sight of the Cessna and did not make that fact known to the ATC.
>One hundred thirty-five killed on the PSA, two on the Cessna and seven on the ground.

bumperino for a great threada

I was thinking about the germanwings crash.
Apparently some people inside recorded videos but none were released so far.
I think the co-pilots parents still have an open lawsuit trying to defend their son.
Killing yourself over money or stuff like that might be a reason, but in this case the official cause of the pilot suicide is supposed to be depression. Not sure if that's the case for the germanwings crash but I guess we will never find out.

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Man this takes me back to my comfy days. I had school in the afternoon, so I always switched to NatGeo TV channel and watched Air Crash Investigations and Seconds to Disaster every day.
That was the shit. I miss those days

yeah bro seconds from disaster is goat
i should stream some, any1 interest?

Yes. It's so satisfying to know that travelling Chads are dying en masse

These kind of shows are 100x more interesting than regular shows desu. And the 2 I mentioned are just pure kino.
I just get a huge sense of nostalgia whenever I think about it. Really good times they were. Those channels sadly now transitioned to stupid shit like shows about truck drivers in canada or something equally stupid.

The pepe/wojak was made for the Germanwings one, but fits well with Silk Air 175 one too.

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Also fits with this one
youtu.be/dkesW3FhvUw
The racist white man refused to let him steal from his employer, so naturally he brought down a plane.

pilot was yawning the whole time iirc
exhaustion caused a few of these

Nignogs should not be allowed on planes.

this is why we will never colonize other planets.

some little prick who didn't think he was being paid enough to do something simple does a half assed job, everybody dies.

Most of the accidents due to poor maintenance either happened a long time ago before maintenance standards were as strict as they are now (due to these crashes) or they happen in the shithole countries that won't be taking humanity to space.