Hello Jow Forums welcome to Bumstead's Flower Shop! I want to find your perfect flower...

Hello Jow Forums welcome to Bumstead's Flower Shop! I want to find your perfect flower, and to do this I need your favorite color and favorite flower. So come in and tell me, I'd love to find that one flower!
And what's this? There is a new sign on the window, let us see what it says.

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youtube.com/watch?v=MnHCaEKzQ98
youtube.com/watch?v=Fk_lNykpHBo
youtube.com/watch?v=ACKRxWBIf_w
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

And it looks like the image for my sign is broken... ugh.

Does it work now?

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I wonder if bant wants flowers.

Flowers are nice.

Hey can I have a dozen red roses please

Here you are.

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Do you sell any Venus fly traps?

Thanks a lot, bye!!

We sure do! You should call it Audrey.
Have a great one!

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Flowers are very nice.

flowers are gay

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Howdy Bumstead!

Haven't seen you in a while

Did you miss me?

Yes
You were perfectly hilarious

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Thanks Spaz

HALO Bumstead !
Can you pick some pretty flowers for me ? How's life anyway

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Darn tooting.
Howdy. How are you?
Sure thing, any color?

Any color as long as you pick them !

I'll see what I can rustle up.

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Damn that's cool
Thank you!

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And have one more, it's a flower found in Poland.

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Give me the flower that looks like a dude with his dick out, please.

One moment.

I'm gonna laugh if it actually exists

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Here you are.
There is also a dick flower. Want to see?

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HAHAHAHHAHA, WHAT THE FUCK?
>There is also a dick flower. Want to see?
YES!

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There are quite a few naughty plants in the world.

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9/10, would succ

There is also this flower.

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10/10, would kiss

Yep it's nearly extinct - seen it in botanical garden in Warsaw actually, Berlin-Dahlem garden has them too really rare flower

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It's a really cool flower, thank you Poland for having that flower.

youtube.com/watch?v=MnHCaEKzQ98

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Please stop using my name

Hello! How are you?
Silly goose I'm the real one.

Silly goose actually that's me

i'm good the ham dinner turned out great.
how are you today bumstead?

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Stop impersonating me you bastards

Foolish natterjack it's actually me, Dio!
That's great to hear. I'm good, what brings you to bant?

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the flower shop was in need of some music but the music wasn't very fitting so have this instead
youtube.com/watch?v=Fk_lNykpHBo

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Thank you! It's perfect!

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Flowers are nice.

At this rate, Bumstead's gonna have to tripfag now.

Nah, I can wait it out.

why don't you tripfag? you're clearly heavily invested in your identity here (which is always confusing - why don't attention whores spend their time on a platform which has accounts, etc? of course the answer is they love it here because they get even MORE attention (in their minds anyway) on account of so many people posting anonymously. they stand out more.)

do you think not having a tripcode makes you better than tripfags? it doesn't. it just demonstrates your cognitive impairment. (aka "gaybrain")

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Rude.

How are you? Are you having a good day?

Hello! Do you have any delicate and elegant looking flowers?
And if you don't mind, could you give me the names for these flowers:

Why I sure can!
The first is a fire liily and the second is a Iris graminea.

Thank you! You sure do know a lot of cool flowers.

Because of people on bant I've learned about so wonder flowers. So thank you for wanting and taking flowers. How is this flower?

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WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS

THIS IS IDENTITY THEFT

WE SELL CROWBARS, NOT FLOWERS!

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Aw, thank you again! Sorry to be requesting so much but what's the name of this flower?

Get me a crowbar flower then. Also read the sign

I don't actually know I'm sorry.

No, we sell KFC!

I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR

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Bury nice.

Is there a chicken flower?

Bump

youtube.com/watch?v=ACKRxWBIf_w

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Falscher Faden mein Freund.

Flower posting intensify.

yawn

Get me a flower that is like a fish!

Give me whatever flower bourbon comes from.

A nice sunflower!

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how bout some crocus steadmaster?

[s4s]'s Birthday is tomorrow. We should get them some flowers.

One moment!

How about a fish that looks like a flower?

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bourbon is at least 51% corn so how about a cornflower?

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How is this?

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How is this?

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What type of flowers though?

Perfect!

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Glad you like it Denmark. How are you?

I'm good! I'm back from a 2 days break from Jow Forums because of ban... How about you?

They look great, Thanks!
(Might have a different ID cuz phoneposting)

What you get banned for?
Glad you like them.

Spamming... I haven't even been very active recently...

Well hopefully you won't be banned again soon. Also there have been a couple of impersonators of me so be careful.

I'll try to avoid it!
There has also been some impersonators of me...

How rude of people.

nice

>Romania

What a Romanian flower?

want*

Bring me flowers that look like candy! Please.

I'll see what I can find

I've found a couple of flowers that fill what you want perfectly!

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Flowers are interesting.

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I wonder if anyone wants to order a bulk order.

Flowers are nice.

Hello, Bumstead! I was wondering if you know of any yellow flowers that are as cool as sunflower!

I can go looking. I personally don't much like the sunflower.

How is this?

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