What's the quickest and most painless method to kill oneself?

What's the quickest and most painless method to kill oneself?
Asking 4 a friend ofc

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Shotgun to head.

It's more fun to get gun downed in a shooting spree tho

Meeting me in Nevada in a few years and letting me kill you is probably the longest but most efficient way of killing yourself.

Shotgun to the mouth, REB style

>guns
but I'm a Britbonger

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this here is probably the easiest and the most painless way to die

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How much money you got?

I think Im happy that I was stupid back then and used a shopping bag tied around my neck and 2 helium baloons instead of buying proper equipment, i experienced some good shit since then.

shotgun to head or jumping off of a cliff from a proper distance making sure that you fall head first!

Rip

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i actually hear that this isn't as easy as it seems and gathering supplies is awkward


btw check /suicide/ on 8ch for more/better advice

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Does this actually work or is it just another meme image that'll probably cause me a great deal of pain instead of actually killing me?
Thanks if its legit tho
not a lot

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also do NOT go for overdosing on pills or slitting your wrists it WON'T WORK YOU'LL REGRET IT YOU'LL BECOME AN UNSUCCESSFUL STATISTIC! OR MAYBE DO SLIT YOUR WRISTS OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT SO YOUR UNCONSCIOUS YET LIVING BODY CAN BE FOUND ON THE FLOOR AND YOU CAN GET TAKEN TO A MENTAL HOSPITAL AND HEAVILY MEDICATED

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>btw check /suicide/ on 8ch for more/better advice

Thank you!

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consider Beachy Head

Yep! Its a slow board and the con to that is that you won't get replies as fast as here, but the pro is that your thread won't die fast either!

borrow a car drive into a wall at over 50 mph, you should be history if done right. if you survive, try try again

Yeah, specially the pills, cutting your wrists will at least give you some scars and some suicide cred, if you survive the pill you are the faggot that couldn't even swallow a bunch of pills right and shitted his pants.

Talking from experience.

>asking for a friend
A real friend would try his hardest to stop suicide.

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this doesn't work. amazon doesnt make it fully 100% helium.

It's legit but the problem is a lot of gas companies are starting to mix them with regular air to save money. Some people have tried it but wake up a few hours later or they just sit there with a high pitch voice.

Jumping off the cliff not so much.
The agony until you hit the floor must be one hell of a fall.

I've heard fentanyl works pretty, That's how I want to do it but I'm too autistic to talk to drug dealers. They always think I'm a cop.

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The helium one is legit. But it can be complicated to do, because if you dont die there is a possibility of heavy brain damage, so you might not get a second chance. Ask yourself if you really want to do it, i know its cliche but things can turn around in life.
If you really wanna go, then yes helium is a good solution. Just be sure to research on exit/suicide bags on how to do it exactly. I wish you the best user, whatever you choose.
If you have any question, if i can i gladly answer. (I have 6 attempts so far)

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is pic related hard to pull off/unsuccessful if ur standing

never see it mentioned

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OP here. Gonna look into getting a hold of Nembutal.
Thanks for your help!

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