ITT: We give ourselves historical sounding names based on our personalities and appearances.
I'll start:
>Shitbeard the Vulgar
For me, I guess I'd be a pirate.
>crappy patchy beard
>equally disgusting behavior, swear constantly and uncivilized
ITT: We give ourselves historical sounding names based on our personalities and appearances
Cameron Young
Christopher Wood
Carnist C. McMeatcuck
Landon Wright
Fuck up autists.
Chase Peterson
you know what your name would be?
Cringimus Maximus.
you fucking faggot.
Jacob Roberts
Everybody hates you lmao.
Angel Watson
Not more than they hate you.
cringe boy.
Jayden Williams
Viiiiirgiiiiiiiiin, everybody's mocking yoooouuuuuu.
Jonathan Cox
>HP camera
>not using Colgate
you wimp.
Jose Peterson
Whi'gger,the pale one
>Extremely pale
>Do nigga shit all the time
Dylan Reyes
Keep at it eventually you'll still lose
Jaxon Hernandez
> no response, spergs out about the brand of the camera instead
> being this much of a virgin
Jonathan Roberts
Shut up rap fag.
Lmfaoooo virgin
Brayden Collins
colgate is a toothpaste brand you silly :)
William Scott
Everybody's mocking you and your virginity again.
Nicholas Jones
Quit shitting up the board you collosal fucking faggot.
Luke Wood
>Do nigga shit all the time
such as?
Andrew Adams
Fuck up pussy no one fuckin' likes you lmao.
Lincoln Johnson
David Henry Reginald the third
I would be an explorer and an anthropologist.
Bentley Johnson
Yikes, this definitely belongs in a cringe compilation.
Jonathan Reyes
Shaggus, the Haggard Troll Bard
>Shaggus = My hair is fairly long, kind of shaggy and unkempt too
>Haggard = I'm a lazy fuck who's always tired
>Troll = Look like a Troll from WoW, lanklet with a bit of a slouch, some mild acne / pockmarks, very tall and skinny, just not blue, grey, or purple skin
>Bard = I play a few instruments and like music
Levi Thomas
Wow, so humiliating.
William Jackson
What's humiliating is that you're bumping OP's thread every time you post this dead meme, giving more attention to the thread you're attempting to derail.
Pls learn to sage.
Michael Thompson
Fuck up pussy you're embarrassing yourself again faggot.
Juan Perez
Stop responding to him retard. He is doing this to deter people from posting because he thinks it is some fbi thing.
Logan Ward
asshole the alcoholic
Elijah Powell
Slim Jim the Chinkeyed
All historical records of why I have that name and what I did is destroyed due to lobbying by an Asian Pride group. But seriously, holy shit do I have squinty eyes. Not even very Asian.
Hunter Moore
Fuck you retards.