Haven't had sex in two months

32 here. You're practically normie tier.
Hail, fellow wizard.

>side chick found out about other side chick but thankfully not the third side chick

Why did god torture us like this???

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>Tfw Virginian
Fuck, it's not like I could chose where I was born! You can take the robot out of Virginia, but you cannot lose the Virginianty that is inside of you. I might as well give up and die now.

If it were wizardchan you'd have been v& already, you mong

>haven't had sex in 20 years
>haven't jerked off in 20 minutes
>new personal record on both counts

Well maybe you should head back to Wizchan.

I relate
What part of Virginia?

Maybe you should get off my board you fucking normie.

Go back to your vapid lifestyle of partying and drugs that makes you feel momentarily happy and helps you forget that your parents never loved each other

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Tfw when I wake up in my cheetah print heart shaped bed in a Taiwan brothel, with four lady boys sleeping on top of me. Life is suffering.

Maybe you can clean my urethra with your tongue

Maybe you should sit still while I take a tinkle on that stupid normie face of yours

I shit on you, cuntface

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>if you've had sex you're retarded

Maybe you should develop an actual social life so you won't take what happens on a Japanese cartoon image board so seriously.

>don't even know what he looks like

The jelly emantes from this one

>social life
I have an active social life, which is why I don't come to a board for virgin losers and go bloo bloo bloo I haven't gotten laid in two months tee hee I'm such a normie. Get Jow Forums and get some damn pussy instead of trawling for easy (yous)

You are seriously the most pathetic omega normie I've ever met in my life. I imagine you're on a dry spell because you let your gf go on a camping trip with brad and thad and she never came back because she realized how much of a c u c k s o y b o y you are.

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I'm 19. I have two friends. One is female. She tells me about all of her sexual encounters... and I am a khv still.

>I have an active social life, which is why I don't come to a board for virgin losers
lol fag

orego porego

>misusing meme arrows
>emantes
>jelly
Seriously go back to where you came from. You are dangerously low on s o y on a strange website

>he said, after getting triggered IRL about an anonymous post on a kids cartoon website

>a wall of text when you could have just ignored me

End transmeeshun

>one word responses
Here's a (you). (You) seem like (you) are in desperate need of some.

I remember my first (you). Had to have been about 12 years ago. Been collecting (you)s ever since then. I've got millions of (you). (You) are nothing more than a blip on my radar. A tiny freckle on my left nut.

Here's a little tip for (you): don't spend all (you)r (you)'s in one place. (You)'re gonna need to save them all up so (you) can play with the big boys next summer

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>pointing out facts is "getting triggered"

>wall of text
>transmeeshun

God (you) are fucking retarded. I can't wait 'til school is back in session. Maybe then (you)'ll learn how to speak English (you) shitskin

Quiet noob

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

ITS FERY ORIGINAL FUCK YOU

>facts
What part of your original post had any facts in it? I have a more active social life than you.

I'm shitposting to your awful posts at a party. Once Stacy gets done putting her diaphragm in I am gonna facefuck her while collecting your yous

Ah, the good old "sure is summer in here" response. You got any other golden oldies you'd like to hit us with?

That's right you cuck give daddy all your precious yous.

I can literally here you seething with agitation as you load up your 23425278th POV vid.

(You) have a pitiful life

Omfg dude give up its GG no re

I think I speak for everyone here when I say that we all believe you 100%.

Yep, I got plenty of kickin' jams in here for (you) son but it looks like you're busy sucking Tyrone's big ol' pee pee so I'll wait until you're finished

(oops I mean I'll wait until he's finished with (you))* :-)

33 next month here, feels fuckin bad

>samefagging this hard to cope
Omg. I can't even believe (you). (You) sound mad triggered homie (so extra)

Maybe when you get a couple thousand more (you)'s you can fuck hot thots like I do capeesh capeesh

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ah come on, settle gretel, i'll be here if you need me

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i didn't read any of your gay ass posts btw

fag

you know, for people who lack relationship experience you guys sure are wrongly presumptuous of the trials people go through in life.

Are you ok? Do your parents know you're on a website for grownups?

>le always sunny
>le the gang does x
Kill yourself, you are unoriginal and not contributing anything to this flamewar. I wish I had more capable adversaries then cucked s o y boys like you

>i didn't read any of your posts
>still giving me his precious yous
Well you are extremely uneconomical with your replies. I would at least read what I am giving up my precious (you) for. Otherwise you're just letting me win :-)

>first he calls me old
>then he claims I'm sub-18
Are (you) fucking retarded? At least be consistent with your bait. At this point it's like I'm arguing with actual middle schoolers

Please step up (you)r game. I deserve better than this one line shit

Who else /gladtheyrealizedtheonlythingthatmattersissmokingweedandhavinganiceeveningnotbeingaggrivatedbystrangerson4chan/?

Not one more word out of you. Not. One.

>not one more word out of you
Is this really the best you got? Politely telling me to be quiet and abscond?

No homophobic slur? Racial epithet? Coarse and aggressive repugnation?

You'll never get as many (you)'s as me

the girl i was fucking today wouldnt let me do anal because she said she ate mexican food for dinner. i dont know how much longer i can endure this suffering.

WHat a fucking normie kill yourself you piece of shit

i'm surprised you picked up the reference, nice work champ, must not be great to get so mad at posts all the time, all the best working on your charkha

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>reddit tier meme
>rick and morty
>champ
I can almost guarantee there is a fedora on (you)r head this very moment

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nah, just some headphones, you don't like PICKLERICK?!?!

>I deserve better than this one line shit

Incorrect

>picklerick
(you) are legitimately too (you)ng for this website. Please take this finally (you) and leave before this thread is pruned and the mods give you a permaban.

You literally sound like you're 13 and I have saged all your posts for your own safety

Please be careful user I worry about the corrupting effects this website can have on bright young children like yourself

Thanks for the endless (you)'s friend

You were the easiest one to placate in this thread ;)))

nah that is nothing don't have sex or female contact for over 30 years to be a robot

if i stay here though i can keep talking to you about how young i am and how much i love pickle rick and how many fedoras i have and how much i love reddit, champ! how's your day?

Nah I'm just gonna take the 20 (you)'s I snatched up in this thread, smang and pass out. Thanks for entertaining while I was bored sport

no worries, rock out with your peepee out!

Im glad you've found a form of social currency that works for you.

Thanks user (: Hope you keep up with the HRT. You're doing great!

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Make that 21. Thank (you)

He's back. That was fast. Couldn't stay away could you?

>25 years this November
Hoo boy the time sure flies when you're an internet-dwelling outcast

nah, sorry to say bud but i don't take them, thanks though, i guess i'm doing pretty good. would you ever consider taking HRT?

>couldn't stay away could you?
Not when you're eagerly anticipating my replies, schlicking your soft boy pussy to the thought of my vivacious and potent bait

(You) literally can't wait to hear what I say next, can (you)? God I would tear your little asshole apart, s o y b o y

>taking HRT?
I'm a top, not a bottom. I slam thots and s o y b o y s like you.

If you're ever on the East Coast I'll give that s o ypussy a pounding I tell ya

You're a bot that just recycles common Jow Forums phrases aren't you? That's really impressive. AI is crazy advanced these days.

do you? ;)

origimoo

>this poster can't be human
Whatever (you) say man. I guess I'm leagues ahead of you creatively and you simply can not comprehend my greatness. Shit gets me hard, keep it up

I do. You sound like a good sub. How would you please daddy?

>depressed_man_0.jpg

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i would compliment his trips

Yes that's a good start! Now what would you do with these dubs?

but you don't have any, duppa!

It's so clearly b8 but it always works.

you just got picklericked

he certainly did, the wonders of searching for an image that can so easily annoy someone