Ran some quick diagnostics. Creepily enough, your "team" isn't random; it's based off the ads tailored to you and categorizes you based on demographics.
>Creme: girl/faggy into girl shit >peanut butter: not American >mini: underaged/really young >peep: overweight/big guy (food ads or something idk how they track it)
You'll notice some teams are more rare than others for this reason
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