Tinder bread

i'll post my catfish account

Subscription ends 2morrow so im gonna get sum in l8r

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Undesirable roats #2

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She lost tha gayming

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If you make a match, you need to ask for their number within 2-10 messages or give up. Once you have their number, setup a date within 2-10 messages or give up. These girls are fending off literally hundreds of men at once while you small-talk. Remember this.

Just b sum1 else dudicaldoooo

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You could smash this girl, she wants it

Roody poo candy azz

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I'm using a picture of a guy who committed suicide. His pf talks about his diaper

Why don't you unmatch them instead of sending dumb messages?

The picture is the 1 from his obit

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because tinder uses an algorithm and I paid for subscription so I decided I'd just troll until my account runs out

Whoa those girls must be desperate to swipe right on you

Are you pretending to know how this algorithm works?

I got about 10 from trolling but I deleted 5 of emno but it's not random I heard

hey i want try tinder but i dont know what age most people are on there.
im 19 is that weirdly young or normal ?
i dont have enough social interaction to ask

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The limit is 18
Don't expect older girls to like you unless you are good looking
You can set age filters though and only focus on girls ranging from 18 to 21

>ask girl to hangout this weekend
>she says yes
>suddenly stops replying to me today
is it over bros or should i send one last text to be sure

Prime age my robot friend. Lots of 18- 20's and plenty of people younger than 18 that are forced to have 18 as their age. Download it and get the same disappointment we all have.

b4 my account runs out i'm gonna send them a picture of me

Is this shit even worth it? I don't want sex. Wouldn't even know what to do on a "date" desune

All she wanted was some attention from you. You actually think she ever would have met up with you? Unless you're chad good luck with that. Girls can have whatever guy they want irl, why would they download an app just to find you?

In her bio she said that she really appreciates when guys send the first message on Tinder. Wel then... I guess not

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if you have no shame about it and are curious then I say go ahead.

It may black pull you, though. Depending on how ugly you are.

It's a bit degrading liking every profile and only getting one or two matches

Only ones that are more attractive than you.

origigigga

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She stopped replying bros...did I do something wrong?

How do I start it back up again?

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I'll be back @ like 6 15 pm central 4 tha grantar[ino/antino] finale(R]

>Girls can have whatever guy they want irl
Yeah sure, that's what you think.

>pretty tall
kek

cringe
honestly just ask before posting shit like this

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we're actually trying to get girls here dude, your shitty attitude isn't gonna get you anywhere

>cringe
What is so cringe about this? She said she was dying laughing over my dwight schrute quotes and then she doesnt respond to my OC dwight schrute reply?

Are women really this uncreative and oblivious?

>pretty attractive guy
>download tinder
>getting like 5 matches a day but my "liked" number is well over 50 my first couple of days
>wonder why it's so low until i actually slow down and inspect my swiping behavior
>left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, left, right
>actually stop and realize not only how ass ugly 90% of the girls on tinder are but how similar in personality and looks they are
>start matching with girls i'm not attracted to out of morbid curiosity
>trashiest, most self entitled cunts i've ever met
>texting makes them even more bold so some of the foul and autistic shit to see them type is tenfold anything they'd say in RL
>hit with this huge sense of despair and sobering reality
>delete tinder

i'm pretty sure if i go back on there it's going to push me into the weird volcel "if she breathes she's a thot" territory and i'm already trying to claw my way out of that for good

is there a better dating app? tinder is fucking hot garbage but i don't want to start fishing the pond at my personal gym or workplace or school and shit where i eat

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Chad responded to her while you were busy entertaining her.

>Chad
I am Chad, you retard. Who do you think makes these threads?

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More pics of rachel?
I made this thread because I was looking for help with my latest match.
I only get like 10 in 3 days before I have to make a new account.

Thats her only pic desu
Were you the first post (not OP)?
Best you can do with tinder is switch between funny remarks and decisive proposals for fun dates/hook up

>I am Chad

There is always a bigger Chad.

I got messaged on OKCupid for the first time ever.
She wrote how she's also new in town and how she could "perhaps help me" or something like that. I looked at her pictures and it does have some random photos, there are also pictures which appear to be her. Amongst the "fake" ones is a picture of a PlayStation, a picture of Rick and Morty on a laptop and 2 naked women. She seems reasonably attractive, even hot on a picture with her friend.

I don't know. Her English is broken. She could either really be new in town and looking for a hookup (even says that she's looking for non-monogamous hookups), or she'll steal my kidney.
I'm not really interested in meeting her, due to the red-flags like not wanting a steady relationship and being so promiscuous (afraid of STDs). But I also feel like I'll hate myself for missing out on an opportunity for sex.

>"acting" and "pretending" to be retarded is trolling

Both. First post and OP
I'm having a hard time deciding and coming up with what to tell my matches.
Most of the time I'm being ignored.
What would a funny remark or a decisive proposal look like?
Like there was this girl and in her main pic she was holding a plate full of berries and I was like: Your berries for my nuts. Deal?
Obviously she didn't like that and ignored me.
I think you have to stand out more with looks and not wits.

Stop posting that unfunny picture. You aren't witty or funny and it's obvious that you're the only person replying positively to it as evident by your writing style. Of course being the idiot that you are, you're going to mix up the writing style now because you think that's a solution to your retardation.

Is a chance sexual encounter with some moderately attractive woman worth the possibility of getting mugged, or worse?

Nope.
I'm leaving more to the possibility that she's real, but just into worthless flings and not a criminal. But that's almost worse than being a criminal.

I don't want meaningless sex. I've never had meaningless sex. I've had one girlfriend and I loved her so much. I am so pathetic that I'm feeling guilt over having sex with someone else, despite her breaking up with me almost a year ago.

>400 matches
>Chad
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Damn straight brother. Thanks for backing me up against this useless normie trash

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I ware my rupies around my neck in honor & my fr3nch braids down my hunched back and they coil on the floor. I twerk in the midnight sun, a majestic masterbatory piece of timelessness. U go to tha jail 4 snails where ur raped in the ass by a spiked club and u spill ur bananas and ketchup sandwich all over ur derp

Where u are diagnosed as can,sir n get chemo. U apply to the make a wish fndtn & r denied ur greatest desire: to schmear a swearword on ur forehead with ur feet

Any good openers? I matched with Lara Croft

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Should have typed something like
> -dwight schrute
So she could tell it was a joke

how do i write a good bio, everything i come up with is cringey or weird

Instead of that dumb reply you should have asked her to meet

"I guarantee i can make you laugh"

i can tell u like pizza

Why are girls personalities so dry, they just seem to like dogs and that's it?

bitch got a 7 head

>they just seem to like dogs and that's it?
They fuck them.

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Where did you come up with this stuff?

didnt know there was a tinder thread,

how the fuck am i supposed to do this?

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>Predicted words are i, sorry, what
>All lower case

Give up now incel, even your phone knows.

Wait for it...! I changed my pic

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I switched my photo of the deceased 2 my true form

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It's coming, 3 mo posts

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Doctor of tha witchin' gown in tha hour bitch

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The penultimate post

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There is no god! This forsaken

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Download a photo combiner app so you don't have to waste 10 posts uploading low effort trolling

this thread is unnerving. am i being watched?

I want to put my face in your puppies

this only furthers the thrill I'm feeling

Perhaps it is better to distinguish yourself by not acting like a thirsty and aggressive motherfucker

Who here /badmatches/?
I have never once matched with a pretty girl, just exclusively fat ones. I can either swipe right on everyone and get fat chicks or swipe right on pretty girls and get nobody.

What do you say or text them after you set up a date? For example I have a date with a girl on Tuesday but now the small talk is going no where. What am I supposed to say between now and then?

You don't really have to say anything, you kind of fucked up by talking after setting up the date. Just set up the date and send a text the day of asking if you're still on for it. Unless the conversation was really going somewhere before

Well boyos I get some high quality matches, girls I'd really like to be with but they never message back.

What did I fuck up? I mean I wasn't sure what the protocol was. Do I keep texting her everyday to keep interest going, or just wait until Tuesday. I mean she texted back super fast when I did message her today, a day after setting up the date.

I just am paranoid and I fear that she might cancel the date or something aince There's such a long time until we see each other. She said she could see me tomorrow but I told her I was busy until Monday - thus us agreeing on Tuesday.

Maybe im overthinking things? I'm just geeking out because this is the cutest girl I've ever matched with before.

>Talking to a girl
>Getting along okay, I guess
>Notice she has a fucking Deathly Hallows tattoo when I look through her pictures again
God FUCKING damn it.

Well don't force conversation, that makes it seem exhausting to talk to you. Stop reddit spacing too. Just text her if you have something interesting to say or not at all.

>liked number
What? How are you able to see this? You didn't pay for Tinder Gold or some shit did you?

Okay thanks.

A long time ago I had a girlfriend who would be pissed at me daily for not texting her enough, so half my brain is like "uh oh shit I don't want this girl to lose interest if I don't text her".

I'd rather just leave small talk and questions for in person. Hopefully I didn't fuck up things already.

She a thot, pump and dump

Hi, cyborg user here. Every match I've got has been insane. I got pic related's number, went on two dates and got some bad vibes off her so basically I decided to just act evasive about meeting up for a third date until she got the idea. Shitty move I know, but I wanted to avoid pic related from happening.

Don't do tinder kiddos, it's a hell of a drug.

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got a pic of her?

originalioo

Wtf
Funny

No wonder you're a virgin.
Got some good consecutive dubs though.

This is insane advice. Why would you tell him to do this?

Or 35-45, which would be ideal.

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Strongly suggest you reconsider that opening line, friend.

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I gave up with opening messages a long time ago. I just say "Hi there" no matter what. The interested ones will message back regardless. Half the time they say yes first.

I mean they say "Hi" first

keep blindly swiping right and youll get shadowbanned.