Vocaroo

Dude go to /lgbt/ with your daily gay vocaroo threads mods should delete this

Would you ever become a trap or let someone top you?

No (or, again, at least I don't think so). I mean, I'm fine with being feminine, and I'd even crossdress and the like for someone close to me. But I don't feel like a female trapped in a male body. And yeah, but I'm a switch, so I wouldn't want it to be exclusive unless I really cared for that person a great deal and he had some reason why he wouldn't/couldn't switch.

Benzocaine gel, wew I sound funny

Is your cock small as well?

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Started smoking again. Feels good even though I know it kills you

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Smoke weed skeeze

This is the gayest/strangest voice I have ever heard are you like autistic or have down syndrome?

Already do that buddo

Well go around to OP ls status take massive amounts of benzos act gay slur all the time and black out

Hey do this I know you want 2, "daddy fuck your naughty girls bussy"

OP has a feminine penis, OPs little dick doesnt work, OP is a bottom and loves to take the BBC

Well post a vocaroo you fucking fairy

I get off work in a few hours if any robots want to fap together?

It's 7".
Sorry if I dashed your hopes

I was actively having my teeth cleaned, my dood. I wasn't about to get lewd in public lmao

a gay pajeet

And all right, I'll be home pretty soon, so don't you worry

Do you have a dildo? Could you fuck yourself with it and record yourself moaning please, no homo.

Yes, but probably not. I can't be too loud because my imouto is home, and I don't want to scar her

Dude be loud as FUCK it would be hilarious moan super agressively too and slam it up your bussy

Slam your dildo in that boipussy were waiting senpai

She will understand everyone faps nothing to hide robro

I wonder what she would think if she heard loud "uggggggg hnnnnnggggg ahhhhhhh ueaaaaa my bussy" I doubt she would knock on the door

I wouldn't mind some lewd penis play but I'm not home right now and can't fap in public like this

What am I listening too repost robot

Do you want to show us that little limp benzo cock you got?

Where the fuck you at M8 start playing with that bussy

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im awake, ty for holding down the fort

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Were waiting for the trap to awake OP you could entertain us till then

Fuck a dildo and post it if you are back home yet

I would like to hear lewd female (male) noises but they didnt deliver

Hey slap your dick on your keyboard

Dont make threads if you are going to abondon it faggot

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don't make posts if you are going to be a faggot, faggot

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nice trips

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>nice trips
@wakingupwinning

I want yiu to slap your fucking dick on the god damn keyboard you raging faggot

>66
@cantstopwon'tstop
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OP just come out of the closet i'll show you my penis so you can jerk off

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i just want to feel something
If you can record yourself saying something really mean thats even better

Why the fuck don't you speak into the mic? No one can even hear you jesus fuck you are dumb

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take a mytol
you sound like the tiredest bud on the block
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Go take your meds you crazy sack of shit or kys

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>you sound like the tiredest bud on the block
i had a nightmare, i did not sleep well

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Its like asprin for women I'm guessing you are on your boiperiod

Medicine for women when they are on periods you fag

I can sleep on my stomach because im a chestlet
Also men can't have pussies better than a girl can. Bussies smell like tangy shit and pussies smell like nothing at the very worst and flowers at the very best

I wouldn't mind if a girl bullied me too. I think I would like it. Which is not the point anyways.

You might as well tripfag at this point a good name for you would be RuPaul

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it hurts to exist, i cant even fart without cringing

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If you shit and there is blood on it you got a anal fissure it will heal if not you prob have a hemroid not mu h can do till it goes away go to the store and buy "butt darts" its a rocket you put up your ass and its lubed/medicated you are welcome OP or prepH for hemroid

My sides OP has to put shit up his bussy how ironic

I chuckled but all in all those things hurt like a mother fucker my friend had it bad he said he would shit in the shower instead of toilet.

Have you ever been raped or molested?

Were you playing with your bussy user? Little to much or hard? Or a casualty of Grindr.

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im not even comfortablee at home

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Get a dognut seat its like a circle cushion with hole where your bussy is takes pressure off ya butt it helps

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stop saying bussy it sounds stupid i am not even entirely sure what it means and dont even wanna know desu
and i cant bring a butthole cushion to work, its embarrasing

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it's a drug for menstrual cramps. it was a quote from a show, I make quotes to relate to people
I couldnt kill myself if i tried bud
fair enough, i was just looking for something to say

A bussy is a males butthole hint Pussy = female bussy = male

Just bring a butthole cushion to work better then hurting or put the medicated tubes that slip in your anus ya have to shove em in though

Just Bussy over vocaroo its not nearly as bad as boiperiod and boiclit

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I would be ok with that say but what do you think of the word Bussy?

What the fuck do you do for a job? How can you do it while that fucked on benzos? Do you live alone or what?

Post a picture of your anus so I can see whays wrong with it user no homo best way sit down pull legs back kinda lay on your back and try to take a shit like push take a picture I'll see whats going on

hewwo pwease no kill mommy UmU

THIS SICK BEAT

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i dont live alone
sorry for whispeereing, i go sleep

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Its kinda dead girl no one posted or anything and the penis shills werent here so it kinda died

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Reeeeeeee resurection from the dead

At least to the 3rd page for fucks unknown

You need to make these threads better its aids

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