/britfeel/

>Wbu lad? Who am I speaking to?
thread fren. try and get an arranged marriage set up with some qt trad Slav girl, tell em your dad's really rich

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been informed by my super helpful support worker that i don't have to attend the PIP neetbux test thing whatever. doesn't mean i'll get it but it's one less thing to worry about. she works hard to help me, lads.

nth for loneliness

youtube.com/watch?v=SD52LS7F8qQ

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FUTURE'S
MADE OF
VIRTUAL INSAAAAAAANITY

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does your first name start with A?

>sagiri is being chadgiri in Italy and wont have time to make a new op image
BIG PANICK MR BASTARD BITCH

I once jokingly acted upset when I repeated the
>they nerfed snakes ass
meme to my friends

Going for a wee nap lids stay comfy.
youtube.com/watch?v=ekXFslHOvZ8
DM isn't a nonce radiomongs, he's a good boy

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8 inch cock meme. funny how not ONE lad has posted proof, all it takes is a ruler next to your willy

SHIT SHIT SHIT
WHO'S GOOD AT EDITING IMAGES?

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calm down sp.
we'll just not post till he gets back

aye i've tried that too, it's pretty difficult. did you get your lips on it? gayest thing i've ever done was probably wanking with me mates

A nap at 10pm? Rest well lad

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t.faggot who just wants to see big neet dick

this
vocaroo.com/i/s0XlHluDsUrr

There's a rumour going around North Cornwall that DManon is a nonce

This is a 200 IQ move but I would probably be cast aside for on holliday chad
Also dad is spiritaully jewish so it doesnt matter so much

I am sweating my proverbial tits off

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Lad I'm on new SSRI's and haven't had a wank in a week. I don't feel like getting hard af. Like I said last thread - there is nothing to gain for me as an user. I'm simply curious if this is something I can use to my advantage or not. Truth be told I would happily take 2 inches off it. I wear compression shorts over my boxers so I don't have a bulge. That's not something I enjoy.

Talk shit to my friends when they say my dick is small. Is 3 inches soft small? If i had a hard 3 then id agree with them but im between 5 and 6 when hard so is my dick rlly that small?

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human life is strange. we posses awareness but we are still ultimately ruled by our nature. why am i here

I really want to grab a girl's bum-bum tbqh

Just a wee one ill be back for the chill night thread

I got fucked in the ass a lot of times

I unironically have a massive cock. Not really feeling like posting a pic of it though that be gay

have you and moni broke up or does she have a cuck fetish?

I want to stick my tongue and cock in a girl's bum bum

>we'll just not post till he gets back
thank for the giggle lad
not bloody well me that's for sure

Was sweating my arse off playing smash 4 last weekend. Got destroyed anyway lol

Yep, DM user is a nonce alright

>Not really feeling like posting a pic of it though that be gay
This but also hate /soc/ tier posting

dunt worries ever1

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Youd have to say no homo there bud otherwise youd be gay lol

Just want a pretty girl to let me sniff her armpits

Yep, DM user is a good lid alright

Thats some fuckin fetish shit if ive ever heard it

The thing I wonder is his why he's so attracted to her when she's the kind of girl who would make fun of him irl

you can sniff my armpits if you want lad

we need to have words crona?

my willy is quite little when its soft :)

>Was sweating my arse off playing smash 4 last weekend. Got destroyed anyway loI

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AHAHAHA OAI:ASFDLK:AS
I died lad. You are an artist (autist)

gr8 image fren saved

U gay? feminine scent lad, love it. Primal.

Yes. I'm signed up. No going back. You're a cute girl, right?

i have a feeling i am going to die soon lads.

Lads, I'm yawning a lot and my eyes are tearing up in the process
I look like the JUST brandon pic

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>You're a cute girl, right?
of course lad

I just played with my dog for the first time, got happy tears and thinking about my hateful side when he first came here, I fucking love him now

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I didnt enjoy work. Im not intimidated in the slightest when talking to others now, though I haven't taken a shot at anyone new. This isn't a good thing though, I was rude each time I spoke to the quirky guy, he just mentioned twitter, I cut in and told him he was terrible troll and that most of the time he was the one getting trolled. The second time, when leaving, I said that his stories were crap, he has a lot of them and they are 50/50 in terms of quality but I massively enjoy hearing him speak, I don't know why I said what I said, it was completely uncalled for and only served to hurt the feelings of someone who I generally like.

After work I was planning on partaking in an activity, my sister initially accepted the offer but then later declined, she lied about being busy. My mum accepted, it wasn't really her type of thing but it would be an experience and something to do on a night where we had no other plans. We were initially in high spirits but there were delays getting to our destination, partially caused by my mother. When we reached the location, my mother was unable to proceed due to health reasons, we then just left, it was somewhat embarrassing having to retrace our steps, my mother was obviously ashamed, I was mildly disappointed and I hate to admit it but a little resentful. My mum feels awful, she shouldn't, it's not her fault she's in poor health, I told her as much. I also told her I wasn't really looking forward to it, it was just something to do. Even now, she's still down about it and can't stop thinking about how she "let me down".

Normies at work all went out together because it was payday and the sun was out. One guy came around to my desk and invited people, not me, naturally. I wouldn't piss on any of these cunts even if they were on fire, their joy is displeasing me more than usual. I still would have liked to have been asked.

Might not go into work tomorrow and cite depression as the reason.

does death bother you?

I guess posting in the wrong thread tops it

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Just because he plays Nintendo doesn't mean he's a Soiboy

doggos are man best fren

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of course because i dont know what awaits me, if anything at all even does.

You're clearly yearning to be among your own people in Pakistan. It's time to go home, lad

>hurr
tl;dr

Most of us are Leeiscool1
we just haven't realised it yet

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Old Rosie put me over the edge. Who wants some then?

>I just played with my dog for the first time
What do you mean for the first time, have you only just got the dog recently?

is that the 7.3% stuff? i bought my mate a pint of that once and it fucking finished him, he had already had a skinfull to be fair though

indeed fren, doggos derserve all love and hugs

this tbqh

gies a wee drop hen

him behind you. he's making lewd gestures with his hands as well

COME ON THEN U CUNTS

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No, got him in November, kinda isolated myself from my family because i was dealing with derpression and the loss of our other dog

Sounds like your Mum tried to save the night. It's a shame she couldn't fulfil it, but like you said it's not her fault. Your sister leaves much to be desired. Anything less than 24hours notice is unacceptable imo.

I would apologise to the quirky guy, sounds like you took out some negative feelings on him which he didn't deserve.

Guy shouldn't be inviting people in the vicinity of people he isn't inviting, sounds like a shitty person with no empathy. Like most normies.

gib squishy bum and tits gf

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I ask for this gif, but without THE FUCKING FROG CUNT

NEENAWNEENAW
*wallops you over the head*
we'll have no shananigans ere
*tazers you*
NEENAWNEENAW
walks off in search of an ice cream van

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hahah how convenient. why lie on an anonymous imageboard btw?

ok mate one will be at Vodka Revolutions 2moro night come get her

This .gif file speaks to me on a suicidal level. Why was I born in this age,

hello, you good lod?

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are you saying you want to see my cock?

I'm alri, pretty drunk and lonely but other than that I'm fine.

I'm gonna get hard tomorrow and post a cock pic for you queers. Hopefully I'll get some answers as how to use it to my advantage then.

Just finished a 3 litre bottle of old rosie.

why are the yank cunts telling me I've spelt "litre" wrong

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well I will be your friend lod, gotta look after the boys in here

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by 3 litre I meant 2. lol

I miss my cousin desu

Well, at least I can say I have a friend who shows me tits.

Puntlad here. This is the best pic you've posted so far, titlod

10/10

I only main toptiers cunt

>Close to my cousins growing up
>Realise later in life we have fuck all in common

Maybe I'm gay but tits just do nothing for me. Attracted to women with a nice ass.

>l only main toptiers cunt

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better than nothing right?

thanks lod

some people are boob men or arse men

Why smell them when you could taste them boi?

maybe I'm gay but I
no that's it I'm just gay

what did you originally mean by this lad?