Are blowjobs as pleasurable as they look?

I'll put it this way, user: no pussy nor anus has the capacity to do what a tongue and a pair of lips can.

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>the sword pics are fake
hahaha bullshit

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They're okay desu I prefer handjobs or pussy. It also depends a lot on the girl they can either be okay or just barely good. The one who sucked the best was actually the biggest slut I've ever fucked.

Yes but most girls suck ass at it.

If your penis is thin or small, you'll enjoy blowjobs the most because the girl can wrap her lips around it, no matter what size it is. If you're big and thick, you'll enjoy pussy more because she'll have a harder time sucking it but you'll stretch her open more, and it'll be tighter when you're banging her

Not really, then again I don't like getting my dick touched

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eat her out a lot and just ask during the fuck, my gf thinks it's a chore too but still wants me to nut

My ex fucking loved it, used to suck me off two or three times a day sometimes. Sometimes I'd just wake up to her sucking me off, or I would be playing vidya with her and she'd just pull out my cock and start sucking, demanding I continue playing and focus on the game.

Does make you worry though, when they're that good at it. Apparently she had only been with two guys sexually before me though, both long term boyfriends.

But a degraded slut with two long term boyfriends is still a degraded slut, God fucking knows what she got up to.

Sometimes I actually got kind of annoyed with it, how obsessed she was with sex. In the early days she always used to leave really soon after fucking/sucking me as well and go home to her parents.

Sounds like the dream, right, it's really not and a girl just using you for sex like that is actually really shitty. We always want what we can't have I guess. I just wanted actual love and loyalty/commitment, not a glorified whore.

Took me ages to actually get her to the point where she would actually stay with me overnight and the next day, and a lot of the time I just wanting to chill and play vidya with her or watch movies and shit, but she kept trying to suck me off and fuck me.

I maintain a nice level of cognitive dissonance about this. My three longest girlfriends collectively took at least 2,000 loads in their various holes and over their body and faces. I made them say and do disgusting shit, I've made them eat my hairy asshole, I made them beg for me to cum in/on them, etc. And I know every other guy has done the same to every other girl. I only sometimes care tho

damn sounds like the perfect alarm clock, I'm so fucking horny in the morning.

either you're the best dick she's had or she lied

Came here to post this. Most girls think way more highly of themselves than they actually are because men haven't told them they suck ass.

I would totally call her out for just leaving after but maybe I'm sensitive. I was upset w my gf for just coming over, getting high, fuck me good then fall asleep but the feeling of waking up w your SO compared to alone really affects my day. At least for me. Honestly I would be paranoid that I was her side bitch, did you ever suspect she was cheating?

Yeah, my ex tried to eat my ass as well, there was just no fucking way. My asshole is fucking disgusting, doesn't matter how clean it is, and she would expect me to kiss that fucking mouth after all that? I wouldn't be able to stop picturing her doing that, she would disgust me.

That's the problem with girls, they degrade themselves to the point where you are absolutely disgusted by them and barely attracted to them anymore.

But you can't just have normal sex because that's boring...

I just want a nice, quiet and shy Asian qt that loves me and loves sex but is not a degraded, perverted slut.

My exes sister was actually this, an autistic qt Asian. Really natural and modest and dorky and cute. I miss her a lot more than my ex, we got on so much better as well, my ex could totally sense that and she hated it.

>qt that loves me and loves sex but is not a degraded, perverted slut.
I want this too but then one night you want to get kinky with her and she says no or is so bad at being sexy that it's a turn-off which she inevitably notices which makes her not try again in the future. It's a catch-22 and I don't know what the proper choice is.

I wasn't disgusted by them eating my ass but if I saw them with their new boyfriend I wouldn't be able to help but feel sorry for him for the things I had her do and he doesn't even know it.

Eh, when you start becoming a sensitive little bitch girls will cool on you real quick, real fast.

I did suspect heavily pretty much or entire relationship, it would not surprise me at all to find out she cheated frequently with multiple partners. Your gut is usually right about these things, something was definitely way, way off about our entire relationship, but it was kinda 50/50 when it came to her cheating.

She cheated on her depressed, suicidal ex with me, after all. Lied about having broken up with him and then lied to him and her mom after she left him for me that we hadn't had sex on the few dates we had went on before she left him.

She had actually swallowed my cum and I fucked her bareback, (she literally just asked me if I had an STD and if I did she would tell people I raped her) came inside her multiple times, mouth and cunt. In fact she even fucking sucked me off at the train station while waiting on her train home.

I never met her parents once in the entire year we spent together. We only got together like a couple of times a month, it took months before she finally stayed with me.

There was definitley something way off about the relationship. But then she didn't lie about me being her boyfriend in work and had us as being in a relaionship on Facebook and shit.

I think she was possibly just really weird and a little crazy.

Chad here. Confirmed. 1 in 10 girls are "good". Only crazies are "great". Most end up accidentally making you feel bad for taking to long to cum, so you decide to just fuck again instead.

No, I feel absolutely nothing.

>Most end up accidentally making you feel bad for taking to long to cum,
This. First girl to ever sucked me off cried part way through because I didn't cum immediately like I could make her do and thus I "didn't find her attractive"

Yeah, like I said you always just want what you can't have. I think overall I would prefer the modest qt though, at least for a gf/wife.

If I was just looking for a fucktoy then sure my ex would have been perfect the way she was.

>i've gotten blowjobs from genius girls who analyze porn and recreate everything perfectly. it's pretty great trust me.
what does a girl achieve by doing this

Nope. It's not. That's sort of a compromise thing they want to make a big deal about instead of sex. By the time they start sucking your dick they'll probably rather just fuck. If a girl will just suck you instead of fuck, that's a big red flag. Especially if she isn't slutty about it and trying to get a load. They'll suck your dick to try to get you to fuck them, but they're so bad at it it's really difficult to reward them with sex. You might as well just cut them loose and let them get a reputation as a slut. The kind of shit they say about caring for you obviously becomes as much bull shit as you could ever think the more dicks she gets. She tells that kind of thing to all of them and takes all comers. Women are whores.

There is a psychological complex about this

They great if the girl knows what she is doing otherwise you dont feel much

Depends, fucking is a 100 times better but a blowjob is better than jacking off or her jacking you off.

See this was my ex. She literally was pleading with me to cum under her breath on our third date, and I finally did to her masturbating me while we made out.

Before that she'd been sucking me and we'd been fucking, but no cum for ages.

Then when I got more comfortable and used to her and we brought in fantasies and dirty talk and porn I started getting a lot quicker, like a few minutes, sometimes even just a couple of thrusts if I was doing nofap (but then I would fuck her more shortly after or just keep going after cumming, she was really baffled at how I could keep going for minutes after I came and stay hard).

Then she started teasing me about being too quick and shit, and I was like what the fuck do you want bitch, you literally beg me to cum quickly and tell me you like that because it makes you feel really hot, I will delay if you want.

She also used to chaffe and bleed just in really short fucking sessions, and I was pretty gentle (she wanted really rough sex from me as well).

Only if your parents didn't let the jews steal your foreskin.

What do you mean?

Wrong.

My ex did similar shit. Tightest pussy I've ever fucked. Most I could last was 10 minutes MAX whereas with other girls I was able to last up to 45 minutes. She'd say dirty shit in my ear, call me daddy, tell to cum in her and when I'd bust in like 3-5 minutes she'd complain that it was too quick. Like what the fuck bitch you're saying to cum, you're proud of your tight pussy that makes me nut quick and then you're complaining after sex that it's too quick but you don't want me to eat you out.

Fuck I hate women

>What do you mean?
Called a Maddona-Whore complex
>Men with this complex desire a sexual partner who has been degraded (the whore) while they cannot desire the respected partner (the Madonna)

H-how do I fix it?

You don't. We all want to hatefuck these thots.

>H-how do I fix it?
Therapy I guess

receiving:
i only enjoy it when i know the girl is enjoying it. i have a pretty nice peen, so i've been lucky enough to have some girls that really enjoy sucking on it. it's really hot waking up in the middle of the night to a girl sucking your dick just because they enjoy having it on their tongue and in their mouth.

giving:
like i said, some girls like it, and others don't. some really just like having a juicy cock in their mouth. as far as i'm aware, they generally like massive ones when they don't mind sucking dick, but i've had girls who complain that it hurts their jaw.

my current girlfriend once came home late while i was asleep and started sucking me off. i woke up, but was in and out of sleep, and she started masturbating while enjoying some dick.

Hey how about you fuck off normie

>tried looking up about it online
>it's full of women complaining about being the "Madonna"
>talking about how Patriarchy harms men
>therapist will probably be a woman
Guess I'm stuck with it.

Am I retarded or is that June?

It is a harmful thought disorder, it usually leads men to cheat on their faithful wives with prostitutes or mistresses to do kinky shit or stuff the guy considers "degrading".
Maybe a male therapist could help

Reminder that the first order of business in regards to blowjobs is to show your girlfriend this video

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Hey about you don't come into a thread literally asking how blowjobs feel if you don't want to see people who have experienced them answering OP's question, you little faggot.

>don't mind men
>can't open up to them
>hate women
>can open up to them tho
Hmm... I can't see this going well for me.

>wanting your gf to emulate a whore
how disgusting

mate i've been coming to this board since 2009 alright, after years of actively trying some robots are lucky enough to stick their willies in a lady, especially if they have large willies.

versus... emulating a virgin?

If they have large dicks they were never a real robot to begin with

Okay user you'll have to play this slick. You get a female therapist open up about how you can't open up to men, see if you can learn past that then get a male one to see if you really have this complex. You gotta do it for your future qt wife!

robots come in all shapes and sizes friendo

Yes user you got me, the only two options are virgin or whore. Wow, what insight.

Nope, robots need to be the dregs of society. Having a big dick makes you valuable to women in a way robots aren't

versus emulating... someone who has sex?

Only whores have sex user

>You gotta do it for your future qt wife!
That made me feel really bad desu. I already feel about not being a virgin for her not that she'd likely care. I can see myself an heroing at 30

That's a small pencil dick tho

Yeah no woman who isn't getting paid is ever going to want to touch a dick that small

jump through whatever mental hoops you need to mate but i have a more rightful place on this board than you. having a big dick has never helped my confidence. i was always incredibly ashamed to be naked in front of a woman and having a large donger only helped once woman managed to break down my walls.

That's boxxy, newfriend.

They are actually less pleasurable however the ego high you get from seeing your cock in a woman's mouth is amazing.
Seeing her lick up your cum with enthusiasm when you shoot on her tits is insanely amazing

Just more reason you need to go and try user. Please!

Not what I meant. Women are bad at estimating sizes. Anything above 6 inches for them is huge. My gf thinks my dick of 8 inches is too big to go all the way in because it hits her cervix which is painful as fuck. Don't be fooled bigger isn't always better. Just don't have a small girth

>But a degraded slut with two long term boyfriends is still a degraded slut, God fucking knows what she got up to.
So long she does degrading things with you and only you ever after (if that's what you want) then it's all good

Are you really so deep into this Jow Forums bullshit that you believe that having sex makes a woman a whore? Seriously? A whore is a women who has sex for money. That is the definition you will find in the dictionary.

So no, when I say I don't want my gf to emulate a whore that doesn't mean I want her to pretend to be a virgin. It means I want her to act like a normal person, not like a WHORE who is being paid to put on a performance for the camera or her client.

You do realize that whores are probably pretty good at sex

my gf says she doesn't have much fun with my little white toy so she doesn't suck me anymore, but she really enjoys sucking her black bf's. i often get videos of her sucking them off and i can't blame her.

>Don't be fooled bigger isn't always better. Just don't have a small girth
These statements contradict each other 100%, why do people always say them together?

>i was always incredibly ashamed to be naked in front of a woman and having a large donger only helped once woman managed to break down my walls.
A failed-normie. A robot will never have any women wanting to break down his walls because for a real robot and not a whiny normie there is no big penis for the woman to want

The modern female's only goal: To be a whore.

say what you want lad, you'll never be an oldfag brobot like me

You do realize that there's a difference between having sex with someone who's just naturally doing what feels good vs someone who's clinically analyzing the situation in order to put on the best performance possible? No prostitute's sexual skills and fake arousal will ever be as satisfying as the honest enjoyment of a girl who loves you and wants to make you feel good.

I would never, ever trade my gf's cute, clumsy bjs for the kind of shit she'd learn from studying porn videos. You're cucking yourself so hard if you do shit like this

I looked Up boxxy and saw the reassemblence, but this Pic is June I guess

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Even better with some dominance role-play.

>Have her crawl on her hands and knees.
>have her call you "sir" or "master"
>have her bend over and present herself to you first
>have her beg for permission and plead just to be allowed to suck you off
>tie her hands behind her back
>ball sucking
>she sucks you off hands-free
>ejaculate right on her tongue
>she obediently shows it to you and awaits the order from her master to swallow

By respecting women

Because girth =/= big in length which is mostly meant with a big penis

Not the guy but a woman won't really know or care you have a big penis until she's reached the point where she wants your dick.

Shitty bait. Don't even know why you bothered

>He doesn't respect wamen

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user please I've only been with the one woman and it was only for 3 months.
It's been 8 months since she touched or anyone has touched my junk.

Why would I? I know you're trolling but I just want to see what reason you come up with.

WOW YOURE A REAL ROBOT ARENT YOU HAHAHAHA FUCK YOURSELF NIGGER

this is my fetish
you're one lucky sonovabitch

My fetish is doing the same to a woman
>tfw never done it

Actually the best.

You could analyze it and say it is because of the dominating nature of the act or oral fixation or whatever pyschologial bullshit but in the in the end, it feels so good because another person is dedicating one of the main muscles they have used every single day of their lives for talking, tasting, and breathing directly on your most sensitive part.

Practice certainly helps, but given that all the other parts important to sensation are trapped down there with the mouth they don't have much left to think about or consider other your gentialia.

Thus the miracle of oral sex.

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Whatban honest and an incredibly stupid and naive outlook. Consider what you are saying. A blowjob from a person you know is better than a blowjob from someone you don't just because you like the personality of the first.

That's your personal opinion. If you are working at a lumber mill and one employee is throwing half as many logs as the first you are such as shot going to notice no matter how much you like employee number 1.

There is objective skill that can be witnessed and no matter how much you love them sadly going halfway before choking back and having someone else repeating the alphabet back to you while you are riding their tonsils will definitely not feel the same.

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can i get source on this ?

If your cut, no.

was it your uncle user? share the story
its okay we will understand

>can't tell the difference between boxxy and june

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They are okay. You cant feel the tongue and lips very well, just doesnt feel as good as a lubed up hand. Blowjobs without hands feel lacking and boring. Throat feels great though.

>had to look up boxxy
He was being ironic when he called you a newfriend, then you go and actually prove yourself to be one.

Says the kid with an image from tumblr

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