/britfeel/

>see a off topic apu shitpost thread
>bump it
>mfw

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>MFW I CHECK THE TEMPERATURE OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS AND ITS STILL IN THE HIGH 20s

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Haha lads i keep getting a slight pain in my testicle and i ignore it then it goes what do i do

I am the egg man, they are the egg men
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob

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go to the doctors or risk cancer or losing a testicle

Another day of sun and cider lads!

>i ignore it then it goes
most likely nothing then
go to a doctor though just to be safe

good morning boobs lods

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I'm no doctor, and the pain could be caused by many things, but when I got a pain in one testicle a few years back it was caused by a pinched nerve ending by sitting in a shitty cheap chair for hours on end

Well I know that getting you alone isn't easy to do.
With the exception of you I dislike everyone in the room,
And I don't wanna lie, but I don't wanna tell you the truth.
Get the sense that you're on the move,
And you'll probably be leaving soon, so I'm telling you.
Stop the world cause I wanna, get off, with you.
Stop the world cause I wanna, get off, with you.

Hope nobody nicks my amazon parcel today lads

how's it goin'?
youtube.com/watch?v=3e2WqDjTfLk

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Not bad m80. Eating maltesers, drinking Strongbow, reading some Clive Barker n having a rollie.

And sweating of course. You lad?

What are you getting user?

Just got my Amazon parcel - it was a tanned lad, never seen him before

Anal douche desu lad, don't want to be buying one of those face-to-face

A manlet tried to square up to me. His head came up to my chest and then backed off after he realised his mistake

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At 10am in the morning? Right

I'm doing absolutely fuck all, might play mother 3 for a bit

LARPing is 24/7 lad.

Ahhh I envy you mate. I wish I still enjoyed vidya. Maybe I'll be able to go back to it one day.

Frankly finding some books that interest me has been a very rare treat.

a few hours ago.
original

tbqh, mother 3, and sometimes fifa are the only games I enjoy these days.

I enjoy seeing amateur pornstars argue with each other on twitter. The drama is juicy and their boobs are nice.

>mother 3
Are you a girlie?

Can't I enjoy a clever and thought provoking game?

boobs are juicy too

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Made an instagram account to follow some youtubers, Jow Forums pages and bands I like, made with a fake name, throwaway email and yet someone I know irl just followed me on it. How? I just want to escape people I know.

probably location settings. If the person you know follows thousands of people, they probably follow every suggested person so they'll get a lot of followers back

Mate instagram is dodgy, back when I was trying to be normie I had a real account and then a troll account I would use to really wind people up. No links to each other yet people found out

>I have a fake account with a girls name.
Could people I know find out it belongs to me?

I mean if you have a facebook account, or another instagram account under your real name they probably already know, even if you didn't link it

>Can't I enjoy a clever and thought provoking game?

confirmed fag.

>wank to traps more than real girls
this site has ruined me

it's not gay if you feel disgusted afterwards
haha right?

The tenancy for my new flat starts on 1st July (Sunday).
When do i go to pick up the keys. Before, or on the Monday afterwards.

I'd ask to try and get them on friday

second batch of brownies are in, first yesterday didnt go too well for my standards unfortunately

who cares if it's gay or not. I like girls, I like traps, I even like some guys. whatever

So you're bisexual. Big deal lad, it's not a crime, and nobody worth associating with will judge you for it if you choose to tell em.

I've always been a believer that what goes on between consenting adults in private is entirely their business.

>it's not a crime,

No, it's an illness.

why? because I'm a horny bastard who'd shag anyone? I'd only date a girl though

Are you brownielad? I made those ones you suggested from bbc goodfood, the ones with white and milk chocolate bits. They were amazing, they came out perfect. Cheers lad :)

That may be so, but in the realm of illnesses its not as bad as say, terminal cancer or dementia

mmmm love a brownie thrusting away at my wife.

No, it's much worse. It causes the rape and general molestation of children.

>So you're bisexual. Big deal lad, it's not a crime, and nobody worth associating with will judge you for it if you choose to tell em.
>l've always been a believer that what goes on between consenting adults in private is entirely their business.

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My mate split up with his bird about 4 days ago.

Ever since, she's been to my house a few days, been messaging me all day and night and bought my little sisters gifts.

What the fuck is going on?

Oh, also, I can't tell if she's mugging me off but it appears I have gained the interest of another bird; another one of their mates who seems to have been gossiping about me.

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lol wtf 48 year oId

Your mate is trying to snake your sister.

No, haha, it's my mates (ex)bird who keeps coming to mine. I haven't spoken to this >mate for weeks.

Oh right, well slip her a length then.

have you considered using english vocabulary instead of whatever fucking village-talk shit you're spewing? unless you're fucking literal birds and being mugged by them?

mugging me off means taking the piss out of me

The 'tism is strong in this lod.

Sure you have. Now go and empty your piss bottles and put your cum sock in the washing machine. Good lad

Yep, you watch anime.

Going to get a pack of wings, make some hot sauce and spark up a lunchtime BBQ.

SOMEONES KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR
SOMEBODYS RINGING THE BELL

>He isn't due to get a comfy neet pad within months

L M A O

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I'm already in one lmao

Where are you, lod? A /britfeel/ house warming party will be in order

>living in a council house

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absolute torturous amount of sleep parylisis. Never drinking again

West Sussex, I've just moved here from North London. I'm not having a bunch of smelly anime weirdos prison gays/trannies and middle aged cuckolds round my flat., fack off

My first soi quote. I'm flattered lad.

It's a shame that Switch cuck maymay isn't real.

But don't let that stop you spewing your greentext, senpai.

>perfect timing, lods

2 more hours then it the weekend for me. Anybody else have plans for the weekend

Wish I could escape mummie's tyrannical rule, lad. I went to the council and was placed into band d. I'll probably end up snapping and killing the old bag one day rofl

Could you just get a job and move out

Going down the pub to get proper smashed with Smithster and Gazza and smash some proper fit birds, you?

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Is that a cum rag in his top pocket?

Morrison tonight to perv on evening milfs, especially the LSE ones who get cheap pre-drinks before the clubs. Last week I was a Lidl and the woman in front of me was so smashed on wine I swear I could've gone back to her flat with her and had a party.

cheeky nando's yeah
proper ledge

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>Talking to my TA who keeps flirting with me
>"You should get a chinese gf", I think many chinese girl want to date with foreigner"
>Ask her out
>"I'm married"

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my dad likes to give me 5-10 minute life lectures literally every other day, which is just a not so subtly veiled way of telling me how shit i am at life. impossible to feel comfortable living in the same house as this cunt, i don't even do anything worth scrutinising, he's just one of those people who can't survive without having something to be pissed off at

Mate appreciate your mum and living with her while you can. You dunno what you've got til it's gone, trust me.

hit the jackpot this time lods

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this anonlod speaks the truth

Also Clive Barker's Book of Blood is litkino and I'm shocked I haven't read it before now, but also glad, as few things move my dessicated spirit to enjoyment these days.

nah im the one who posted the handwritten recipe, but glad yours turned out good lad

If your Mum lets you take a photo of her in her pyjamas, is it incest?

She was showing a lot of leg and some cleavage.

alright titlod
missed you yesterday, good trip out?

Wtf is Gaslighting lads? It seems to be the new term that SJW use "Don't Gaslight me bro"
I looked it up and it says "Gaslighting is a form of psychological manipulation that seeks to sow seeds of doubt in a targeted individual or in members of a targeted group"

So they mean arguing against someone is gaslighting?

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I can't ask you to share it because of the rules, so I won't, but you know what to do.

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Stop being sexually attracted to your mother

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Making you doubt yourself.
E.g. You make your girlfriend thinks she's forgetful by moving her stuff around. You make a point of helping he find them. She is now doubtful of herself and grateful towards you

I was only out in the morning but I guess I didn't post as much yesterday

are her boobs big lod?

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So how does that work in internet arguments? Just telling someone that they're wrong?

mmm her white beta provider is leading her to the big black bull