R9k birthday

5th bday, I invited everyone in the kindergarten but noone came

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That's not what we're talking about, normalfag

what originally happened to your mom

>10th birthday
>lots of kids came to my party
>none of them wanted to talk to me
>got no presents from any of them
>they only came as a free ticket to the cool new dark light mini-golf place with food
This probably counts. If not, then just move it to the 11th birthday

I used to be more of a normalfag. My birthdays as a kid were with over a dozen people, bounce house in the backyard, nerf or water gun/balloon fights, cake/ice cream/pizza, etc. when the main party was over I'd let a handful of friends stay over for the night and we'd watch a movie or something like that.
preteen/early teen years the number of people coming to the party dwindled. more of a hangout, play vidya, all-nighter situation than a full-fledged birthday party. still fun.
16th birthday only one friend showed up and we mostly just dicked around on lethal league until he had to leave for dinner. 17th and 18th I didn't bother with planning things anymore, it was clear at that point I am a robot. I still have a couple friends but likely not ones that'll take time out of their day to stop by, nor are they quite like the cyborg buds I used to have. Not sure if they normified as we grew up or I fell off the deep end.
I'll be 19 tomorrow and I have only immediate family and a couple boomer relatives to kill time with. If I get the time afterward, maybe I'll gulp down some robitussin and trip. I heard it's fun if you know what you're doing.

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>My birthdays as a kid were with over a dozen people, bounce house in the backyard, nerf or water gun/balloon fights, cake/ice cream/pizza, etc.
get the fuck off my internet, Norman

I guarantee you that plenty of robots were only slightly strange as kids. here's how things went, at least in my situation
>Elementary: line between normal and weird kids is mostly blurred, only the perfect kids or the super autists deviated from the average. bullying was common but never consistently from one person/group
>Middle: boundaries and cliques form, lines start to sharpen, but there's still some bleed between the slightly strange and the normal kids. bullying was the worst at this point
>High: damn near impossible to join an already established group, either try to make acquaintances with the other misfits or roam the school every lunch period pretending to be busy. so unnoticeable that would-be bullies don't even pay attention. rinse and repeat for four years. welcome to hell.

didn't read your Norman words. pls leave.

>Isn't ur 18th meant to be the best day of your life?
Clearly you set the bar low for your own fucking life if you believe that

My stepdad shot her two years after they got married

14 for me. I was hoping Sarah Barker would come along so I could ask her on a date but nobody did and now here we are.

Sometimes my picture gets posted in these threads, as I posted it in it's own thread asking for happy birthday comments, i got about 3 replies and the thread died, it's kind of embarassing as I didn't expect anyone to save it but I know a few anons did. It's quite a high quality picture compared to these jpgs or whatever. I've been coming to r9k for 5 years now. Things still aren't any better.

14
probably
origingliano

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I can't even remember my first one
All of the birthday "parties" I remember was my parents getting me a cake like a week after my actual birthday

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Birthday in a week, absolutely dreading it. No real friends and a family I mostly don't really get on with, so no one to spend it with. Just a painful reminder that I'm alone and getting older.

After 13th birthday, I've been noticing that family comes to have drinking night with my parents but they were still giving me gifts (money mostly) and then I was doing all-nighter in my room

Literally all of them lel never had friends at my birthday cos my senpai are religious

But at 12 i realised i wasnt normal to do this and was never invited to any parties except 1

What if i never cared for my birthdays?

Seriously never had a R9k birthday, or hhave hhad them since birth. because quite frankly, i never did much on my birth days. Sometimes i went to wendys with parents or something.

Once you become a wage slave like me, even if your making 100-200k a year. your entire life is being spent for work, and your birthday is just another day of work.

yaay my coworekrs said happy b day.. oooh that really makes me happy guys, gonna pay my bills this month now?

Does not fit into the description exactly, but a special r9k b-day for me was when I turned 30. I drank a beer, laughed at the thought of being alone and continued playing WoW. Normies at 30 have big parties with friend and craziness, and there I was a NEETlord sitting in my flat alone and friendless.

This is the future which awaits every younger bot unless you change your direction now. After 30 it is too late for anything.

Last birthday "party" I had was when I turned 18. There was my mother and my little sister with few of her friends. So sometime between that and now 15 years later, most likely all of them have been Jow Forums birthdays.

EVERY. FUCKING. BIRTHDAY.