Ask me anything

Have you gotten caught staring at girls butts?

But don't you have to...you know...LOOK like a lifeguard?

Do you ever get people walking up and saying, "A skelly like you can't be a lifeguard, when is the REAL lifeguard coming back?"

Lifeguarded for 2 years, my first job from age 15 to 17.
Fuck that shit

Not here. Since this is a swimming pool, there are some hotties comming in wearing nivce bikinis. But talking to them too much could get me in trouble

You have to be physically capable for any job that requires moving around.
Even if you just work in a grocery store, you move around so much that being a skelly isn't gonna work, you'll be dead tired every day and will barely be able to do your work tasks.
Getting fit isn't very hard, working out is a simple process and the only thing you need is discipline.

Not OP, just informing you.

Agreed. At least the flats are huge, from what ive been told

Wearing sunglasses with thick crystals helps

No. Only time you gotta stay fit is when talking the course. At least here ay my location.

I understand It can though, specially when u are a teenager.

Tfw I thought it was gonna be hot guys in skimpy clothing, but in reality it was shaniquas with their shitskin nigger babies requiring a rescue every five seconds
I have so many nigger stories from my time lifeguarding in predominantly black area

OP here. Don't mind sharing them

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For context:
I live in the deep south and I've worked at a few pools. The main branch was in my suburban town, that pool mainly had screaming little kids and old people. There was another pool in the next town over that was on the outskirts of a predominantly black area, and only open in the summer. Negroes+heat wave=disaster

>be me
>12 PM, not a cloud in the sky, sun is scorching fucking hot and it's 90+ degrees
>absolute gaggle of niggers comes sauntering up, none in bathing suits, and their mom (dad mysteriously missing) asks if they can just hop in and cool off and not pay
>I say in my best A+ customer service voice: "Oh ma'am I'm so sorry unfortunately we can't just allow anyone out here, wish I could, blah blah"
>She grumbles and pulls out a hundred dollar bill (yes really) and I start to explain the rules (aren't allowed in without proper swim attire, no running, etc) and have her sign a waiver
>she explains that none of her eight kids have suits, and I politely tell her that she cant get in without a suit
>she gets mad, shouts something about me being a bitch, and leaves
>I think that's the end of it
>nope
>bitch comes back an hour later, all kids and her have bathing suits, and they're ready to swim
>I let them in
>it's as bad as you'd expect, they break all the rules, they're generally just engaging in niggerish behavior
>dad shows up
>tries to get in without paying just like he baby momma
>lol
>I'm getting fucking tired of these jigaboos, so I start enforcing every rule on them, no matter how petty to try and make them leave
>all it does is make the she-boon angry
>at this point it's 3 PM and they've been in the water for about two hours making our lives living hell
>it all comes to a head
>the dad is in the pool, takes one of his niglets and fucking LAUNCHES the lil dude in the air (expecting him to hit the water) so hard that he hits his head on the side of the pool and it makes a sickening crack

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>I jump out of the stand expecting the worst, and the little dude is out cold
>I strap the guy into the backboard and immobilize head, proper spinal injury procedure
>ems and police shows up
>I explain what happened, the dad launched the kid
>dad looks extremely nervous for some reason
>police ask for his ID to fill out an accident report, he complies
>they run it and look at him
>he fucking takes off sprinting and they tase him
>multiple warrants for drugs and overdue speeding tickets
>she-boon negro cries and so do all the kids
>dad goes to jail and kid goes to hospital

Goodness. I never had anything like that b4

Tfw became a lifeguard to see cute boys in swimsuits
All I got was extremely racist, and minimum wage