Walking through the streets late at night

I would take a pic and post it on Jow Forums

something something bowl of eggs

>take the purse and run
>buy shit if it had money in it

W-what?! did y-you rape me?! Im calling the police!

Honestly I'd probably feel her ass up. Would be hard for her to prove in court of law.

Play dumb games, don't cry when you win dumb prizes.

> take her back to my shack
> nurse her back to health
> hide the fact that i am an ogre

kidnap and force feed her 100 eggs

not my problem, just keep walking

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Make her eat all the eggs. I've been waiting for this day

Take out my pocket eggs and begin force feeding her

Put her in the grey trash can so she's safe

Sadly is right. Just grab her purse and let it be.

Call 911. And ask of cop and Medical. And sta whith her.

stupid bitch, hope she gets raped by a hobo, but it looks like someones been there already

Kick the roastie to death

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search her purse for money and drugs, then walk away

i would pretend i didnt see anything and keep walking. last thing any one of us needs is some roastie accusing us of any wrongdoing for helping them.

Shove broken glass up that whores anus

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i take that purse and runaway

If no one is around, search her purse and take any valuables. Otherwise just ignore her.

only correct answers. well done.

Bring her home for the feast

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Wanna know how I know youre a virgin? originaldo

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please fucking explain the egg joke lmao

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newfags out and stay out

Throw a beer bottle at her obviously

i wonder if the user behind this post is still alive. he was great inspriration for me - an example how not to behave EVER.

No one help this newnigger

I'd feed her eggs. That's the only reasonable thing to do

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You were a newfag once too. Fuck off

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eggs

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take her home and give her a bowl of eggs to eat

youtu.be/iGp5dFVdhRM

Oregganal

Here ya go newfag

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newfags cant google

Pull her stupid fucking pants up.

>she wants to hide her degeneracy
>quickly accuses you of doing this to her
>police is already on the way
>get locked up for 30+ years

i wake her up, cover her up. i drive her home. i dont call the police/hospital cus she will get slammed with bills. or take her home if she doesnt wake up.

ill get slammed with rape charges.

And i learned by lurking more faggot

>Put a light covering over her. Seriously, I don't want to look at that shit.
>Cushion her head with some bags or cloth.
>Hang around and shitpost on my phone until she wakes up.

You okay, miss?

would try to wake her up and help her find a taxi

*guy who did this to her returns and finds you shitpostin and ends your life*

Looks like she's already been defiled and robbed, so I doubt there's anything of worth in that corner.

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turn 360 degrees and walk away
i dont care about some dumb whore that passed out

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I assume she just fell over and isn't passed out like that.

attempt to talk to her,call 911, volunteer to be a witness in court during her rape trial.

this is why nobody truly likes Wojak.