So robots, whats the furthest you've gone with a girl or whats the closest you've gotten

Probably this.
>be 14yo
>have a hobby
>there is this 16yo girl there
>talk a few times
>she invites me over to her house
>we sit on her bed
>realize what's happening
>"umm your parent's will probably be home soon, I better go"
>don't talk to her again
That was over a decade ago and I've made no progress...

Attached: 1476615906038.jpg (320x320, 11K)

And why did you do this?...

>be 16 year old me
>Go to a party with some friends
>Start taking to some drunk chick
>We go out to the garage and she pulls my dick out
>Holy shit it's finally happening!
>Starts gagging Immidiately
>Ends up puking on my legs and nuts
>Runs out of the garage and locks herself in the bathroom.
>Too embarrassed to talk to me again.

Attached: diejoubu.jpg (698x840, 84K)

got a BJ when I was 15 and haven't had any sexual interaction with any girl since then.
21 now (and still a virgin ofc)

I panic and don't know what to do. If the same thing happened today I'd probably end up doing the same thing.
I'm too shy and ashamed about everything. I don't know why. I don't think I've actually ever initiated a friendship with anyone or a conversation with a girl.

Attached: 7c2ee44c.jpg (584x584, 26K)

she left her fiance for me

Sucked a guys dick while he made out with a grill

got a slight hug from a grill

Can i say ive been in a threesome btw?? I never actually got to touch the grill :^(

As far as fucking possible , you barely qualify as humans and you are worse than cancer.

first base

Is first base anal

Oh jeez....i feel bad for you now

I have a female coworker who talks to me sometimes.

One time a girl put her bare legs over my lap and I started getting a boner so I got up an paced around the house for a bit to make it go away

I had a female co-worker, she showed me a new dress she bought and I commented that it looked like a nice dress. I did this while I imagined myself ass-raping her.

Attached: 9bedff9636f1645e218a30c354ee1ea9--exercise-ball-php.jpg (555x777, 47K)

Say that again, but slower.

I talked with her. Even made her laugh a few times.

Well I have a gf, and we're going on a date this Tuesday hopefully so wish me well, robots!

don't forget to leave your peepee at home so you won't have sex

You remind me of this.
Really? That wasn't original enough?

Attached: anon's drawing.jpg (502x727, 107K)

High fived a girl once

Yeah basically, except I never really let her know I fell anything for her. We still work together but I know the second I put any moves on her I'm going to lose my job. As a Greek guy the fact I have a job in the first place is already a statistical miracle.

b l o w j o b , s o s t i l l a v i r g i n

stupid oregano robot, blow me for two seconds muted bitch bastard hate the robot

Watch yo mouth nigga
The robot doesn't like back sass

the robot can kiss my meatus

Very lewd voice and text chat
also nudes

>Have had sex
>But only with drug addicted meth head whores
>Still 7/10

I girl was walking behind me and her boob touched my back

had sex with two girls. i try to get a girl's number at a hospital i was at but i keep getting cockblocked by another girl asking about my friend.

One kiss

put my tip in the entrance but she said it hurt too much

Attached: 1525134774425.jpg (394x360, 67K)

Because you need her to relax and get wet. That way she opens up more and you entering is not that painful for her. Girls need a lot more foreplay than guys. They don't just get ready. Next time spend more time kissing in various places and getting to know each others bodies. Maybe even go for oral before penetration.

>go for oral
>lick that disgusting slimy hole white globs and smells like shit
no thanks, took one look and went nope, idk how other guys can do it

Then go gay if you hate it so much.

My high school oneitis gave me a high-five once.

Attached: 1504380236465.jpg (478x483, 40K)

>I had sex with my oneitis after she had fucked more than 30 men
Storytime pls
Why was she your oneitis? Was she too pretty? Why did you go out with her juts for an ONS?

>working with a male coworker and female manager
>she makes a joke about her feet smelling horrible
>laugh along with them because what the fuck else am I gonna do
>guy tells me they really are and I should smell them
>dudewhat
>she laughs and says "you wanna?" and slips her shoe off
>other guy grabs her sweaty shoe and practically shoves it down my nose
>biggest whiff of sweaty lady feet in existence

I'm not even a footfag though

Attached: 1465547433046.gif (240x240, 1.35M)

Footfags everywhere on suicide watch

platonic hugs

I recall a few times during elementary school when we went on field trips, and the teachers/chaperones made us hold hands while we were crossing roads to keep us together, like one long chain of 4th graders. I held a girls hand a few times during those instances.

Fuck I feel the same way, I guess I'm doomed.

I was this close to eat her asshole but poop comes from there.

I fucked her.

original comment dood

One time I was boutta sex wit a girl and she was like ayy im boutta hit dem folks. And den she hit dem folks and I was like aye.

My first kiss was 2nd base.
We could had fucked, but I was a social apsie and she was leading me on...

*sigh*....

told girl i had a boner, and she wanted to see it.
told her no cuz we were in school, but she was still lifting up my shirt.
this was 5 years ago...

my friend managed to hook me up with a fucking 8/10 with me being a solid 4-5 and we held hands while watching a movie with me hard the entire time
sadly she's kinda asexual and it didn't go far but those 2 hours of hand holding we're the best hours of my life

holy shit get a load of this normalfag