Your uber has arrived

Fate jumped the shark when they made pendegaon a rider

Can you refill my mana, if you know what I mean

I do not intend to have sex if that is heat you are looking for
I don't give away sex to just anyone you know, harlot

>glowing red eyes and cosplay tier armor
I'm going to get isekai'd don't I?

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There's a screen in her pussy that you can look through if you shove your face deep enough in it

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I don't understand, there are clearly no video games in there.

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In some new fateshit cashgrab Rin became a whore goddess or whatever.
Still better than wormslut though.

>why don't you wanna play games with usssss~ user?

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Jesus I want to fuck these two

But I forgot to bring my Switch

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Sex is no game it is for procreation and should only be done by two individuals who plan to raise a family
Stop being sinners

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They'd make you cum so many times you would beg to leave their sex dungeon

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theyre drawings so no they woudlnt

You underestimate my stamina when being helped by 2D cuties

>ufuufuu
>there's no need for a switch in this game

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They'll make you so many kids that your bedroom could register for statehood

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You would cum so hard and so good that you would never desire sex again

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HI, COULD YOU TAKE THE LEFT LANE? I MISSED THE BUS AND IF I'M LATE TO WORK MY BOSS MIGHT FIRE ME. YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN LATE TO WORK, AND I GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH LAST WEEK, I'M *THIS* CLOSE TO GETTING A PROMOTION, MY BOSS SAID I MIGHT EVEN BE WORKING IN CORPORATE IN 8 YEARS IF I KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

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>forget all your worldly concerns and come join us, teehee
>you'll call in sick as many times as it takes for us...

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You're a really good person. It's a shame R9K doesn't enjoy jerk off encouragement and teasing stuff very much, but I appreciate you

Take me to the nearest ally so that I can stab your vagina and then cum in your petrified mouth while the life saps out of you

Thank you, I really appreciate that my friend

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>never desire sex again
wouldnt that make me want to get back in the dungeon?

This would never, ever happen.

I can't use uber because their app not only spies on you itself, but it depends on google play services, which I completely removed from my phone. To avoid carriers tracking me and selling my real-time location, I usually leave my phone at home unless I know I'll need it, and if I do bring it, I put it on airplane mode until I do. I can't use tinder either, for similar reasons.

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You might like this place, I'm deleting this post in ten minutes
meguca.org/ftb/4355932?last=100#p4368070

>not a single picture shows their armpits

Shit thread desu

Fresh pits right here buddy

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Thank you, based pitsposter. Do you have any of the girl in the OP?

>They'll make you so many kids that your bedroom could register for statehood
Based

>declare bedroom a sovereign state
>annex my neighbor's garage while he's away
>dismantle and sell that obnoxiously loud car of his

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They are the same character but I can post more of the version of her with the black hair

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No fake taxi joke? 'cmon robot ur better than this

I very much like these posts

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These posts make me feel bad because I just think that it will never actually happen to me. Am I too far gone? Should I kill myself?

Alright lady I need to hit the mall. Don't wreck this car, my suicide isn't for another week.

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