Comfy incel thread

you and your cat will go in the oven together after the incel uprising

so is being an incel

banana smoothies are pretty nice
they don't fill the emptiness inside though

weebs are waifufags, they cannot be true incels

i was told that if you haven't had sex in over 6 months(2 yrs) you are reverted back to a virgin. is this true? very important

if you're that lonely why not volunteer at some old age retirement home like i did. you'll find plenty of nice people to talk to

I didn't say weebs are incel I'm saying that this site has been an anime/weeb website longer then an incel website

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no you don't, fuck outta here betaboy

omegle?

sorry orig frend

so? this is an incel thread, fuck outta here and go to one of the 14 gorillion anime boards on 4chinks

>celibacy is degenerate
hello brainlet

>go to one of the 14 gorillion anime boards on 4chinks
Like r9k incel fag

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nah it was more like phone sex. I cant use omegle lol I'm uggo but I got an awesome voice so I use that on apps where you can talk to randoms.

I talk to lots of people, but never as more then friends. More people to talk to won't help.

ok so fuck off to some other thread then you ani-negro

try to find the worst low-standards roastie in your area and go on a date with her, you'll be automatically cured of your loneliness

>tfw when you're chad
>tfw when you infiltrate incel threads
>tfw incels are too stupid to spot an imposter among them

>>tfw when you're chad
nice fantasy, maybe it will come true tonight in your dreams Eugene. now go and go scrub the toilet or mom will slash your good boy points. shoo

do women actually go on dates with 30 something virgins? seems like any woman would have better options

what apps? asking for a friend

Gay incel here
I don't have own thread
Please let me in
I'm HIV-

unironically yes if you're willing to spend money and take her somewhere expensive

t. wasted 1 grand on a roastie and got nothing in return

prove it my good frnd!!!

haha nice try we have a maid that does that

i've got money to burn if needed, but spending a grand on someone before you're "official" seems a bit extreme

how did you manage to spend that much, user?

>wake up
>no job
>no gf
>can't cook
>spend my day eating watching tv and eating unhealthy garbage
>savings slowly being used up

is there hope for me?

yes. cooking is a pretty simple skil to learn

How would you know? I have it on good information that you're probably very wrong.

?
we have one person here who spent a grand and got nothing
what information do you have suggesting that spending a that much on the first few dates leads to a good relationship?

I was desperate and I knew I had no chance if I didn't throw money at her

I won some local contests, I had the money saved up. even though that cash isn't coming back, I'm still happy because now I know how terrible these "people" are

its called "wakie" . ive been with up to 100 girls on that app. its pretty easy.

How can you not allow betas in when 99.99% of the reason most incels exist is because they're beta

because betas can be a girl's betabux or pretend to be basedboys to get laid, incels can't

sure

I bet your maid waifu even washes your underwear and scrubs your dick too, right?

>haven't talked to oneitis in months
how do i make conversation again

it's awkward, even on facebook

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Or literally the anime board that was made for anime...or the board made for Hentai....or the board made for cute anime...

>incels
>not beta

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If you really can't figure that out I feel very sorry for you.

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>Chad not allowed
Out of my way, wimp, don't tell me what to do, I am the man.

How can someone be 20 something and a virgin? I don't believe you guys, it's all a LARP.
Wow!

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>tfw your youth is gone and you never experienced any fun or love

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R9kcel checking in

lol faggot
Macaroni oreganoli

The alpha-beta dichotomy is red pill garbage. In reality, your looks are all that matter. There is ugly and good looking, not beta or alpha

I'm a weebcel, do I belong?

Op is just baiting you

join our thighs-themed discord and bitch about how women are garbage with the rest of us

~90 users, modderated, over 1/2 active during the day

jb7WdR

no such thing as a gaycel

Sounds pretty comfy other than the savings being used up. What's your favorite snack?

Incel crew here

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I didnt choose the incel life the incel life choose me

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I'm a "chad" as you call me...I'm here...what the fuxk are you gonna do about it? I have fucked so many women I lost count. My dick is a golden God of performance and my eyes work to manipulate the minds of girls. You will never know the pleasure of what I've experienced. Go kill yourself you faggot piece of shit.