It is from this date and time, July 1st 2018, 00:00, that I pledge and vow never again to fap. I am done, fapping caused my relationship to break down and lost me my job, fapping keeps me chained to the NEET life. You all need to understand that fapping is a spiritual prison, keeping you chained to low energy and mediocrity your entire life.
Great rewards exist for those who have strength, those who are stoic and those who sacrifice. God admires this and richly rewards those who espouse such ideals. You know it's true, begin with the greatest of sacrifices to the Lord, devote your seed to Him. Retain it in your body so that it may nourish you and give you strength. And expel it only for the purposes of inseminating a woman.
Shake off your shackles, anons, give up fapping on this day, the beginning of the second half of 2018, on a Sunday, the Day of the Lord. There has never been a more perfect time. In the middle of the year, on the beginning of the 7th month, at the precise start of the second half of the year. In the month of Julius, legendary general and leader of Rome, man of immense strength and aura, a man who changed the course of history and scarred time itself.
This time it is a jihad, a struggle against fapping, a spiritual war. I commit fully and utterly, I will make it to 10 days, I will make it to 100 days, I will make it to a year, I will make it to 10 years, as God is my witness I shall prevail!
Brothers I pray you join me, I pray you all succeed with me. Fapping is the Devil, you must vanquish it from your life.
Rise above. Fap your last and cum precisely at the stroke of midnight, it has already struck where I live, and I am now almost 30 minutes into my Great Nofap.
Join me.