Do girIs even Iike willies?

Do girIs even Iike willies?

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No. Girls are gay and like vegita.

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They pretend not to but secretly, yeah, they love a nice cock. Unfortunately, the guy attached to it matters even more than the dick and that's why guys like us struggle with women.

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>he can't put any pressure on the head

that's basically a ruined orgasm

Ask Chad


this is an original post posted originally with original intent in mind thank you

Fembot here, even though I'm bi, sometimes you really crave a nice dicking from a big, aesthetic cock

>I'm bi
cringe

darker and uncircumcised ones, yes

>circumcucked
This guy's orgasm were ruined long time ago by a hook-nosed surgeon.

Isn't reddit missing you?

I love them. I'm planning on either going to medical school or PA school. If I do the former, I think I'll try to get a urology residency. I just honestly like dicks and I think they're fascinating. Plus it would be a very rewarding job and hopefully a majority of my patients would be grateful and cooperative. What guy doesn't value his junk? My only concern (and it's a big one) is whether or not I'd get any male patients as a female urologist...

Think about it this way. Sexual attraction is, after all, just an evolutionary tool motivate people to make babbys. Being attracted to the babymaking thing of the opposite sex is a clear advantage in the protection race, so people who do tend to survive in greater numbers. Same reason why men are attracted to vaginas even though they objectively look like disgusting alien monsters/gaping wounds

>protection
procreation*, fuck

You're a strange person.

>My only concern (and it's a big one) is whether or not I'd get any male patients as a female urologist...
Don't you doctors specialize in either cocks or vagoonas?
Also, you do realise that 90% of cocks you'll see won't be Chad schlongs, but wrinkly old man dicks with herpres or some other disgusting shit, right?

Nah man they're all fags trust me

if this were a black dick that guy would've spammed the thread with tranny porn by now

Wait a minute... do you mean to say that I'd be seeing... SICK PEOPLE? As a DOCTOR??? What the hell?? They never told me that!!!111!!1!

I like dicks as much as anyone else and I can appreciate them.

this one looks like shit and mutilated beyond any repair, looks like he stuck it in frying acid or some shit

then this one actually looks good even if it lacks a foreskin as well, at least it's not as bad looking as the OP one.

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do even exist bi girls that aren't complete sluts?

I honestly don't understand how people find genitals (male or female) attractive. They're one of my least favourite body parts to look at or touch.

I'm going to ask for a guy, I don't want some qt female doctor to laugh at me

>tfw wasn't born with a shower

What does it feel like to have a willie do that inside your bum? Asking for a friend.