Finally make a decent online friend

>finally make a decent online friend
>1 week in
>invites me to his house for a week, 600km/360mi away
>said yes

How much of a bad idea is this? I'm looking forward to it because I haven't done anything social IRL in several years. I'm worried that it'll be really awkward and it's going to suck for a whole week, being trapped with this guy.

also no he won't rape me

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Well, you're not wrong. You're going to suck for an entire week, probably more.

It's going to end with you going home wondering what the fuck you just did with the taste of his cum still on your breath.

he has a gf, she won't be there. he aint gay

I'm jealous at you if this is not bait. Please just go and have fun, don't act like a faggot or a total loser and you will be fine.

Enjoy losing your kidneys

I don't know though. I'm really introverted and don't talk much. I don't want us to sit in silence for the whole week. I want to force myself to go in order to be able to get better at social stuff, but man, this could end up just making it worse

kek'd

You should seize this opportunity to be social. Bring a handle of liquor or a 30 rack of beer to get the good times flowing.

Best case scenario you make a lifelong friend, worst case scenario it's a little awkward

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Yeah, getting shitfaced on the first day is a must. Alc really makes me want to socialise and it'll help us open up

Start prepping your anus RIGHT NOW seriously, stretch it a bit to make the week more pleasurable for both of you, you don't want to go there and end up embarassing yourself.

>also no he won't rape me

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you niggers all sound like my mother back when she was telling me not to talk to random people on the internet.

you can tell if someone is a fucking rapist.

Enjoy falling in love and suckin' dick user, you're probably gonna enjoy it if it doesn't smell fuckin' rank and he doesn't live with his parents.

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>you can tell if someone is a fucking rapist.
That must be the most retarded shit I've read this week.
If it were true, there would be no one getting raped, ever.

Something is definitely going to happen to you,you gullible retard.That is,unless your *friend* is also a huge autist who isn't self aware of his own actions and social etiquette

>you can tell if someone is a fucking rapist.
holy shit

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he's a normal person aside from the fact that he's a neet

i know who he is well enough to know that im not getting raped

That's what about 2/3 of raped women thought about their rapist. Jesus Christ, you're an idiot. If he's a serial murderer with a focus on sexual sadism, it wouldn't be a huge loss.

i'm not retarded enough to not be able to realise

All these other anons are being retarded, but do you own a handgun? Bring it, just in case. Once you establish that he is cool, put it in your car

I live in Germany, so no handgun, and I don't own a car, I'm going by bus.

You're chad's side hoe

There is no such thing as a male friend when you're a girl

I hope you do get raped or atleast he fucks you and you regret it

what did you understand wrong? im male and he's male with a gf

Imagine how any reasonable girl would feel about her bf having another girl over for the weekend

it means don't go unless you literally want to be his fucking cock sock. it's not hard to understand either, you fuckin' tard.

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>he has a gf
Better REEEEE him at first contact.

It's not bad. Have fun user, I hope you two stay close friends

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im not a girl, why do people think this

he has a fucking GF NIGGER

wait you are going to visit a person that you have never seen IRL this is fucking dangerous dude. please don't forget to give someone the adress and send a message to someone every day

>he has a fucking GF NIGGER
That's what he told you

>you can't tell if someone's a rapist
>you can't tell if someone's abusive
Are women genuinely this dumb? Every story I read about a girl being abused or raped has the most obvious red flags imaginable.
Go to the guy's house, you deserve everything that's gonna happen to you.

Afterwards remember : it IS all your fault

bundesland? stadt? sag mal wo du hin willst, dann wissen wir was los ist wenn etwas in den medien steht

Bring a wurstel. Just in case.

>1 week in
>360mi
I'd be very wary desu senpai and I'm a big fucker and can defend myself.
You need to tell a shitload of people where you're going and when they should start thinking you're missing.
I'd just stay in a hotel instead.

>1 week in
>dude, come to my house 6 million miles away
you gone get sold into a fucking slave trade, i'm calling it now