Which one do you pick?

this

iz flute of the state now comrade

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whay kind of fags fight over a fucking flute
I'd smack the suckers in the jaw

truff

also gimme da 9s

feck

B, although if B is not going to use it for anything I would give it to A

Split it into three flutes, and form a Dixie Land Flute Band

if they aren't my children they wouldn't be asking me and if it was my children i would reward the one making 3 of them with home made food or money so everyone wins

B

C.

ayo lemme hab det

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This triggers OP

B

Is get hired to track you down from kid B and shoot you and take the flute back and because you don’t have a gun because you’re a filthy european it will be easy

if they can't get along, none of them get the flute.

A should already have a flute
B could make another
C isn’t rich enough to afford lessons

if child c is poor then why has he got that sexy hairstyle

I keep it to myself

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B, because the other two are thieving little bastards.

B

A but require her to compensate B
C could fuck off

I will give them the skin flute, even the boy too.

It rightfully belongs to B, as she had obtained the materials and crafted the flute herself.
>inb4 ancap

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A.

Child B made it so it's hers. It's up to her whether she wants to sell it, learn it, or shove it up her own ass

B duh

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Divide the flute into three and give it to each of them
Everyone happy now, ya!

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Perfect

> babby's first Jow Forums analogy
This. It's a shitty analogy at best as it's a generalization using handcrafted personal property and children to represent taxation and distribution of wealth among adults. The topic doesn't even need an analogy and the answer someone chooses for the flute might not be the same as a persons opinions on how taxation should work. I remember seeing this same question posed several times on Jow Forumsddit and it always amazed me how profoundly they'd cling to the most fitting choice for the shitty analogy (B) and act like it was some kind of enlightened answer.

I'd give it to B, that or just tell them to all fuck off and then I keep the flute.

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I would take the flute for myself.

A) Commies
B) Well-mannered even-tempered Capitalists
C) Dullard equitists
The correct answer:

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Based Akari poster

At least try to teach them to share stuff and not be dicks to each other. Or B, but that's obvious.

It's a really faggot way of saying "lol@communism", it's a completely different situation. Author should off himself.

im not giving it to B because have you heard children make music, it fucking sucks. At least A knows how to play the flute

B

A should already have a flute

You missed the point entirely

no i didn't theyre chillins man not some stupid analogy for taxation and shiet

B, it's her rightful property
Then I'll suggest "maybe you should let A play it so you can see how it sounds"
Based Akari poster

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chop the flute in 3 pieces and throw it in the trash

Child a should have to buy the flute from b if she wants it. Child c is a cunt who thinks he deserves everything.

I'll give the flute back to the first one who sucks my dick

based and redpilled

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B is the only reasonable option tbqhwy

C should get himself a job as a flutemaker if he wants to own a flute. B should get to keep the flute. She may allow A, or any other flute player to play the flute as she sees it fit.
The same concept should apply with land. Whoever sees it first gets to keep it. People who have no attachment to it may not force its original owners to relinquish their right to own it.

A because B is a fucking worker.
Does the worker keep the fucking car they make? Is Jow Forums this retarded?

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Yes they do keep it until they exchange it for money.

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>the worker keeps the car they built
Do you have autism?

I give C a loan and make him buy the flute then i make him pay for lessons from A. After he becomes skilled enough to make money off it i get my dividends and everyone is happy.

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They exchanged their skills and time to build the car for money. It's the same argument just extended further.

In the rare case where the person builds their own car in their spare time as a hobby, does the professional driver have a right to the car?

Can you use an iota of brain power to actually use some logic?

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How about you stop supporting jewish capitalism?

Let's pretend we're in a fantasy land where you have a single useful skill. You use that skill to build a house, does anyone else have a right to that house?

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If your job is to build houses you don't own the houses that you built because through the goverment you were being paid for the labor of building the houses.
Stop using jewish (((capitalism))) when we're talking about using the skills for others.

>because through the goverment you were being paid for the labor of building the houses

You completely dodged the question and inserted yourself into fantasy socialism land, where we pretend the government is not corrupt and not totally inefficient and pretend governments actually generate anything of worth, and using that pretend worth to pay the citizens.

Since you clearly don't want to answer a single question I think we're about done here.

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Cut the flute into three pieces and give it to all of them.

Why is this slut showing her armpits so carelessly?

I don't because you want to throw hockum into a flute story, I'm allowed to do so too.

no, two of them are women

Fuck B, marry A, kill C.

Force all three to play my flute and cum in their mouths.

this

I recruit all three into my army, and have them fight the rebels.

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something something acorns something something

Rape all three of them, then rape B with the flute and leave it in there after finished

they all get it
I keep the flute

Better analogy:

>3 children and you live on a farm together
>Child A has a strong back, a green thumb, and has a way with animals. Thus, she works the farm
>Child B is the domestic and personable one. She minds the house, buys supplies when they are needed, and often manages to find a way to sweet-talk her way into lower prices.
>Child C is quick on his feet, good with his weapons, and thus defends the farm from the ever-present threat of hungry forest creatures. Sometimes he even manages to bring one home for supper!
>You are the manager, and you have just realized that there was a poor harvest this year. You only have enough food to keep 3 people's belly's full through a long, dark winter.
>The straggler will have to fend for themselves, maybe getting some scraps here and there.
>There is the real possibility that the odd-man-out will be gone for weeks and weeks at a time, and (s)he might even not bother to return.
>A has done all of the harvesting herself, but won't be able to do much more then the usual chores and practicing her flute skills when snow falls.
>B bought, and technically still owns, the seed, fertilizer, and most of the equipment A uses.
>C has been forced to spend all of his energy defending the farm and maintaining the fences recently because of those forest pests have been quite active recently. He's even heard rumors of bandits, someone only C would even have a chance at driving off.

Who goes hungry, this winter, Jow Forums?

A
i use C to kill those forest pests to cook and feed everyone. also A is the most likely responsible for the shitty crops this year. without B we're fucked for next year. worst comes to worst A can be replaced. C can hopefully kill the beasts and bandits that would plague us and get enough food and money from their corpses

> have food for three people
> three out of four people are children
Feed the fucking children first ofcourse
Based and redpilled

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No one, just ration better. Everyone's a bit hungry instead of three full and one dead.

always the one guy that has to break the simulation
you didnt say anything wrong but blow it out your ass anyway you fucking filthy european

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ez
fuck the children

no u

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I had a feeling someone would decide to be a Saint, so see below
You're already fucking all the children! You're their big sexy papa! They love and trust you! That's why you're the boss!
They'd be heartbroken if you left.

You could do that,
at the price of everyone doing worse at their job. through the whole winter. A would be particularly offended at this arrangement, and any arrangement with her getting shafted.
>I created all this food in the first place!!
Is what she would think.
That your final answer?

I’d stare at all three of them and then snap it in half.

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Don't care, they wanna live, I wanna die
It's a win win

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Have B sell it to A

I mean, I wouldn't give it to anyone, why give? By these answers I'd assume the flute belongs child B and tell her to share the flute to everybody so everyone can play with the flute since they all want to play.

Rationalize the food. I'd give more importance to the kids than myself since they are children and deserve to live the longest + they actually do shit and I don't apparently.
Since it seems to me kid A and kid C make the most effort maybe I'd feed those kids more than kid B and myself, and probably even feed kid B more than myself. They won't be full and work weaker, sure, but it is important that we should all be alive and do our work.

fuck them
im keeping the flute for myself

if thats not an option then dont be retarded. B is the right choice.

reasonable
thats fucking disgusting, spit swapping on a flute

>keep it to myself and use it to beat the shit out of OP for reposting this shit.
>make them friends and give it to whoever learns that sharing is not being a piece of shit the fastest
>give it to b, she worked for it.

you know tissues and napkins exist, right? I mean, among other stuff that can clean it.
plus, sooner or later they'll be spit swapping directly, so why care?

child a because a flute has no value except the beauty it provides the world

I keep it for myself until they're old enough to understand they shouldn't be bothering me with hypotheticals

oh no thank you user, I've learnt thru life experience that people don't like their noses being picked :) Just mine for now, but if I could watch those special kids playing the flute, well that would be just great. My ex wife used to let me pick her nose, but that was before the sex died, and with it our attraction to each other. We decided to separate.
But I'm doing well.

None of them. They are fucking children and they're using vocabulary and exhibiting cognizance way beyond their mental age, they are clearly either aliens in human disguise or some kind of government project to genetically design hyper-intelligent humans, either way they should be exterminated before they're allowed to age and gain control over our government and public systems as the first step towards their ideal dystopian future. The flute is fucking mine because I'm an adult and as compensation for having to drive all the way out into the mountains and dig three tiny graves.

FUCK
YOU

B

I'm sorry but I just have to say you're pricing yourself way below the market average for this type of work. Three graves dug, using your own vehicle and tools + time spent planning and luring for a profit of a flute ($1.99) is 1.99/3= 66 cents per child/grave - consider you have to dig approximately 200 times to form a grave that makes each shovel full of dirt is only 0.003c per desperate load of dirt you throw up in front of your cars headlight while hallucinating police sirens in the distance. You can do better buddy, I make 50 cents per shovel load of dirt, and you can too! Yogurt is important, Very important.