Be Russian

He was being Russian.

that's a big scar

for you

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Why are his nips brown?

Mutt detected. Pure blooded Slavs can't weigh more than 50.

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He's Russian

slavs have brown nips. it's a trait they got from the mongol blood.

Why are my areola colourless?

lack of testosterone

soulless

You're a Kiwi

I want transparent nipples.

So is there anything wrong with me?

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Colourless? Are the fucking transparent? Are you casper the fucking ghost?

yes, low testosterone

...

Hmm I'm not so sure you might have to post a picture of them just to check

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I meant as in not pink or brown. But they've gone pink now from me poking and prodding at them.

yes

Important things everyone needed to know

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I don't want people seeing my pecs though

Why were you poking and prodding at them . . .

Not much at first, just intense burning. Then the pain, just about the worst I felt, maybe second worst. But it eventually became pretty manageable as I was waiting in the hospital.

Roommate got into trouble, trouble followed him home.

It's just that one, regained color later on.

Mine are pretty clearly pink, don't know how you manage skin-colour nips.

To see if they were normal.

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Oh
I would have thought the pain was instantaneous and powerful
Did you feel anything besides pain as time went on, like yourself getting weaker or dizziness?
Could you think straight while in pain?

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I wonder why it was just that one. Maybe increased blood flow to your chest region due to the wound?

I still have a picture of your pecs anyway, no nips are visible though

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I'm talking about the areola

ik fag

post pecs?

UHHH

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It sounds like you might have cancer user, you should probably take some cough medicine and you'll be fine

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no
Lole it's a nice pic

you have ass cancer

Isn't NZ so small that hypothetically you two could meet up and make passionate boy love without having to even drive for an hour?

two islands though

is there not a bridge connecting the two or is my autism showing

gross

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Yeah, chances are we probably live just down the road from each other

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Thanks pal

>make passionate boy love

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or in the same unit
or the same body

Fuck if I know, maybe. Don't think they're that far away.

It'd be a 22km bridge at the narrowest point

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>mfw i see belgian/new peelander

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There are bigger bridges

based and redpilled

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North and South island are on different tectonic plates, the bridge would go right across the boundary
Not to mention the strait has very strong tidal flows
And the terrain on either side is mountainous
And it'd need to be tall enough to allow shipping

ugh
stop playing video games OP I want to know what a real wound is like

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>or the same body
Depends on how things go

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Do you like The Lord of the Rings?

Ye you still gay though.
Fuck all goes on on the south island though anyway right? If I'm not hallucinating the north island is where all the real urban centres are.

have you guys ever considered doing it? it would seriously improve travel and allow a boylover from one island to drive to his twink lover on the other

There's no way they'd build a bridge across the cook strait. The water currents are too strong and the weather is usually very stormy so there'd be a risk of part of the bridge collapsing. It would probably be covered in water all the time due to the frequent storms inside the strait, which could cause accidents. And it would cost a massive amount to build too.

We just have ferries that go back and forth between each island, which works pretty well. They can carry your car across for you too, but that costs a hundred dollars or so I think.

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Why not build an underwater tunnel like they have under the English Channel? Seems like a reasonable thing to do.

nevermind forget this i just remembered the ocean is thousands of miles deep

it would also cost more than NZs GDP for the next hundred years

Yeah they're good movies

South Island is where the tourism is at. Lots of amazing scenery.

I actually knew two kiwis in a scenario like that

but when it comes to twink love isn't it worth it in the end

Could probably work somehow

Lol don't be poor than faggot, rejoin the empire.

Yeah I only saw the first one but they were filmed over there right? The landscapes look really pretty

can we rejoin too please

Holy shit I want to visit now

I don't think I even noticed immediately. It was getting harder and harder to breathe fully. Thinking was fine, but at it's worst I couldn't do much other than wheeze and hold my side, sitting down.

How deep was the wound?

Ye, good thing about NZ is there's a lot of landscape varieties all reasonably close by. Nice beaches and ski fields within a day's drive of each other.

Did you stab the other guy?

Oh shit
What happened to that sliced you and how did you apprehend them / scare them away / get away

*to the guys that sliced you*

Same desu I think I'm a New Zealaboo now

NZ taxpayer would only care for sheep love

When I lived in the US you guys were all very friendly, wouldn't mind Americans visiting.

easy to find costumes

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Hell yeah, I'll take burger cash. We've got a long history of ruling over brown people so you'd fit right in.

How's the climate? I've heard from this one chilean-kiwi cunt I know it's quite temperate, much more so than the Australian wasteland.

How long did you live in the US?

Reminder that pretty much any country you visit will have nice places and evil places
Visit LA and say "nice Americans" again

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>We've got a long history of ruling over brown people so you'd fit right in.

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>We've got a long history of ruling over brown people so you'd fit right in

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One year, in Los Gatos

Temperate, warmer in the north and cooler in the south. Lowest temperature where I live is about 2-3 Celsius and max is 27 to 28 Celsius

>Los Gatos
Doesn't that mean "the cats"?

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So about the same as the south east here I suppose, cool stuff. New Zealand has to be my favourite choice for places I might eventually want to live. It's just a better Australia: smaller, cooler and less likely to fucking kill me.

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Yes, it was near San Jose. I remember there being a big range of hills that we lived in.

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I tried to google it and found a Spanish restaurant in the midlands.

Stay mad Mr. Miyagi

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Cool, never been to cali

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oh shi-

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