ITT: Jow Forums boss raid!

ITT: Jow Forums boss raid!

Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here: dragonchan.iridia.fr

Here's some info about this boss:
name@Artorias
dificulty@hard
element@random

If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT

Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)

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Other urls found in this thread:

dragonchan.iridia.fr/4663895
github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

dragonchan.iridia.fr/4663895

HEALERS revive fallen soldiers
BARDS can boost the party damage by posting images
RANGERS are luck based, better rolls = more damage!
KNIGHTS can critical hit and avenge!
PALADINS can avenge AND revive!
WARLOCKS can summon minions by posting an image.
DEATH KNIGHTS can continue attacking after they die.
DRAGONBORN can avenge and revive when alive, and attack after death.

you can be avenged/revived 6 times max
If you roll 00 or 69 you REVIVE everyone! their damage will count again!
The boss will enrage bellow 20% HP, the minimum roll will be 22. however, he will no longer heal himself

ROLLE ROLLE

username@britfag

Lets goooo

nickname@AshenOne

fuck looks like im alone
AVENGE

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but i don't want to kill arty again

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>everyone died immediately
well, we're off to a smashing start.

AVENGE

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if im something good ill stick around

nickname@SkeletonKing

HOLY SHIT

semen

OI CUNTS HEAL US

(raredubs)
no

AHH

Yes ,do as he says

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

it's my first rodeo boys sorry

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UNBENDABLE
WILL
OF
STEEL

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or not
fuck
you've got to reply to the post that they actually fucking died from, or some shit like that

ATTACK
i dont know whos still dead so
and hope one of you will get aveged

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HERE BRUDDA

Sweet, I'm a Ranger.

AVENGE

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SHIT LETS GO

AHHAHAHAHA
YES
TIME FOR SOME FUCKING BUFFS

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Here you go lad

god this fag is tough

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Fire my crossbow!

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LET THE STACKING COMMENCE

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Again!

nickname@>beburger>shootcrossbow

FINNA SMACK A BITCH

nickname@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
STACK

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i play da game

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stacCCCCCCCCCCCC

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the fuckin real time updater isn't working boys.
Doing this manual

This is a slow moving board

FUCK.

FUCKREVIVE US

HOLY SHIT WE'RE CURSED

AVENGE

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Don't revive this one.

Do revive these.

Are you talking about the ihavenoface extension? Works for me.

WHAT ZEEEE FUCK

FEEL MY WRATH

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Fire!

that extension works for me too.

It says drag the thing into the bookmark tab and use it while in the thread. I just get an error

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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firefox by the way

damn it my avenging is failing
avenge

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Reloading!

Yeah, that doesn't work.
Use github.com/ihavenoface/dragonchan-userscript

DAMN IT

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Where are the healers?

oh, that thing.
i don't think it works anymore.
either way, you should probably get the tampermonkey script instead.

Where did you get this screenshot of Dark Souls Remastered?

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they're nowhere, apparently.

Attack

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We could use them, we have three players unhelpfully dead. The deathknight seems to have only posted once.

still dead BTW

IM FUCKIN DEAD

oh wait i cant keep attacking?

kek

You're a death knight. You do more damage when dead, like you are now.

i deth nite

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nickname@SirGap

I don't wanna be just the knight guy AHHHHH

HA

you can, because you're a death knight.

>Peanut Butter
#Peep4Lyfe

HIYA

excellent

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This god damn deathknight comes in and usurps my ranger coolness.

Firing again!

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Again!

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Good night
Dark Side

I will not be outdone by the deathknight!

is he dead?
i can avenge him if he is

risky attack oof

top healer still dead

avenge

avenge again

nickname@kirara

so uh i cant double die can i?
I should just spam the shit out of it constantly>

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Yes, essentially.

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Reloading. Miss that shot.

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holy fuck this is gonna take 50 fucking years