Be american

>be american
>get shot

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Much more likely to get run over by a car.

Much more likely to die of coronary disease

>be american
>have a high chance of getting shot just for being outside
>think having a higher chance of getting killed a different way makes this ok

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Much more likely to die of lead poisoning from ingesting low calibre bullets to increase your tolerance to higher calibres.

You guys are fucking hardcore.

More likely to choke to death

Haha can relate

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Do Americans really do this?

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Criminals do that universally.

Guns don't kill people. People kill people.

but if you give a gun to a dude he's got the potential to kill more people before getting taken down

4 American presidents have been assassinated by gunmen, not knifemen but you know, whatever.

Yeah. QED.

>he lives in a shit hole with strict fun control and no freedums

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Hey it’s like playing battle royal makes life more exciting u kno

>be american
>get shot
>try and digest low calibre bullets in order to survive high calibre bullets

>be a britbong
>realize your a britbong

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In Finland they have guns that fire knives, not bullets.

>Criminals do that universally.

Here criminals just walk in and hand the teller a note and leave with like 200 dollars

>that fire knives
We do use AP rounds and indeed have quite a stash of those. For a rainy day ofc.

>Guns don't kill people
LIES
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That is awesome.

Ballistic knives. Old Russian trick.

It's hard to accept that mindless things just don't do anything.

People have always needed things to blame on their hardships, like gods, and guns, and whatnot. And other people.

This

I walk around each and every day with a pistol. Damn thing hasn't hurt anybody.

>be american
>shoot others

>Be American
>Eat food every day

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Just got my restricted/non-restricted license today. Excited to inform the RCMP (where I'm going, when I'm going, which route I'm taking) literally every time I go somewhere with my guns.

At least there's only like, 5 shooting ranges in Ontario. Thank god it's only a 22 hour drive from one side of Ontario to the other.

Stats like these mean nothing when the occurrences aren't random.

It's like the statistic about being killed by a falling coconut instead of sharks. Chance of being hit by a falling coconut and sharks is 0% if you don't go in the ocean, or stand underneath coconut trees.

Your chance of getting shot goes up dramatically if you live in a place like Chicago, instead of a place like Orange County.

how about you speak english you fuckin commie

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