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prettygood

Gas them, gas them all

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I concur mister nazi man.

I don't even like Hitler but even I agree with him.

Reported for being underage and ugly.

Not me Muhammad,I don't play video games because i'm red pilled and alpha

Reported for being mexican and ugly

Shadilay, praise based peanut butter.

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he looks pretty ok

how can that be when my wife chino is so cute

Why is he wearing that flower thing?

because hes gay you dumb nigger

wow rude, I wore one of those to a toga party and I aint gay

hehe

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there can be different reasons
u dont have to wear it cos ur gay
obviously it'll make you look gay tho no doubt senpai(iliar)

untrue and fake

no mate
not untrue
in fact
it is you
who is untrue and fake
.
.
.
and gay
haha

are you drunk

yes

are there no proper qts on this board?

lol faggot

dumbass nigga at least i'm not sober
bet you're sober u dumb lil kiwi

dw fampai im qt

yeah I'm sober, it's 11:00am you great big homosexual

no its not you fucking retard it's midnight
is your clock broken or something

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>State of the British Population

hook line and sinker

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learn about timezones you boozed up poofta

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and aNOTHER ONE

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i really shouldn't find this that funny

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actually I was baiting you

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Woah two hugs within 24 hours from Norway :>

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mate my brain is too small for this shit right now get off my tits
also
why are you not smoking yet?
it's very good

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>why are you not smoking yet?
because it's bad for your lungs duh

Me on the left

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Smonking is bad for neko brains and lungs.

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didnt get any attention umu

i cannot argue
but it's nice i promise

you dont get to decide whats good for my brain or not u stupid fucking swede

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Extensive studies have been made, said that smoking is bad for cute nekos.

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i have rigfhts you stupid ice nigger get off my dick or i'll blow cigarette smoke into your eyes

you're a bad influence mate :^)

I slept well, woke up at 10 instead of 2 today.
Going to try get into my study schedule at 12
How's your evening?

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nono foreal dont smoke it's dumb
it's very hard to stop and it's not nice to scavenge for cigs when you're out
have you smonked a cigarette before?

Nope, never

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Good!
Happy you had a nice sleep then.
I've had a pretty good evening I'd say, had some lovely cake and played an old game i had a hankering for recently.

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okay
it's nice when you're very drunk but it's not worth learning how to do it
first cig i had i was like 12 in my nan's basement in denmark and i almost vomited cos my brother told me to inhale it properly
go for it at a party tho for sure
unless your family is full of addicts
then dont

Never said you couldn't, just that a cute neko shouldn't.
Wasn't there some dude in Britain that got imprisoned recently for making a nazi joke?
Not sure you're as free as you think, be prepared maybe the nanny neko state is coming for your cigarettes next.

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Glad you enjoyed yourself!
Which game was it?

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no pls its all i have left ;___;
but ye it was in scotland which has different laws (a bit) so hopefully i can keep smoking for the foreseeable future until i move to denmark where it's cheaper anyways
also what game? i would like to know

A bunch of my mates smoke at the shindigs we have, I've always declined though
And I've got pretty low self control when it comes to physically pleasurable things

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>physically pleasurable
firstly
haha
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secondly:
at first it will burn and taste like a small ashtray has been dumped into your stomach and the high might make you vomit especially if you're shitfaced like i was my first time
drank a bottle of vodka once and felt fine, had one cigarette and i vomited, fell over and then went to bed in the park with my friends
do not recommend (uinless you're a big boy)

and i know you're not a big boy so dont even try it lole

Who the fuck doesn't drink in the morning? Also you're from New Zealand you're definitely gay.

yeah obviously when you first start it won't be
but once you get used to it, it's physically pleasurable
anyway I doubt I'll ever smoke unless in specific circumstances

I am a big boy, just ask Norway

He's not ugly at all
T.heterosexual

smoke the big weed instead you fag

What part of the country are you in?

He looks fucking 13 you nonce

Thanks.
It's an old game, doubt you know it, played it a lot when i was a kid.
It's called heroes of might and magic IV.

Ok, I'm not completely against smoking just so you know, usually buy my brother a pack of cigars when i come to visit.
But I'd rather wish people didn't smoke at all, never will support a ban to smoking though, that's just dumb.
Hope brittania doesn't become more authoritarian than it seems to be right now, for your sake dude.
Oh and regarding the game it's homm4

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based and truthful

you seem marginally less dumb than previously expected
well done small boy

>180cm
>50kg
i could probably step on your toe and fracture your entire foot just by sneezing

in your mum's room havin a threesome with her and your gran

i was just joshin you i know they'll never make it illegal
the tax money they make from our cancer infested lungs is probably what's keeping this shit hole afloat anyway
also
>homm4
more like
>homm0
heh, still got it

Nahh no drugs for me, apart from alcohol

Looks like a sweet game, was it the first you played? I think the first one I played was lego racers on this old box computer.

the new captcha is like the schengen zone because you go in and you don't have to provide proof that you're credible for a while but then it stops trusting you again

That's wrong, I'm 177cm and 57kg

?

I am a heterosexual male and he looks to be 17 years old,at least

Fucking gay

I'm 191 centimetres and not even 60kg, I'll fuck you up.

I looked older than him the moment my nuts dropped, how can you think that man is 17?

>marginally different measurements
>that's wrong

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holy shit LOL i could probably punch straight through your chest why
how do you even manage that??
i've lost 10kg of muscle over the last year or two and I still outclass you by sizeable chunklet
why is everyone here such a slacker

Skelly supreme over here. And that dude looks about 15-16 I reckon, could be up to 19 though

Yeah it's wrong homo

my bad bro i didnt know you were an online grammar nazi in your teens

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No it's definitely not the first game i ever played, i think that was some ps1 bob the builder baby game, barely counts as a game though.
It was one of the first real games i played and maybe the first pc game i played, not sure.

Hey shitpost!
How are you this fine evening?

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I cannot gain weight, I have no idea why. Anyway bitch I'd just turn sideways, fucking unbeatable. I'd give you fucking papercuts till you fucking die of blood loss.

He's looks 14 to me.

Just wait for the GET but I don't I'm going to get them.
I'm going to the movies with my cousin in an hour.
I guess I'll to get quads.

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a soft wind blows
you fall over and your lungs collapse

I think you'll get them if you power up sufficiently before hand

13 year olds look small as fuck wtf you on about

I did it

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This is measurements not grammar lad, big difference

I never had a console, just a computer
I can feel a headache coming on :(

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Attention whore

A soft and I embrace it and fly off into the sunset, yet again undefeated.

I've never met anyone above the age of 14 who looks that unreasonably young, if he's older he has some form of hormone deficiency.

Good luck shitpost, I'll appreciate you either way.

what in the fuck is this

pedantry is still complete and utter wank no matter when or where it happens

fuck ye

You know it

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m8 you cant even defeat your own posts
>a soft and i
doesnt even make sense u dumb nig

Ran out of sheep

I already had my complete and utter wank last night

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i dont want to know about it you greasy little fucking fruit

Well done!
I think it might be time...

You probably missed out on some great games that you might've loved then.
Hopefully the headache leaves your head alone soon!

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Fuck you I'm tired. "a soft and I" was probably left in from something else, disregard it you slag.

Are you still claiming to be a straight man?

>greasy
no, had a bath
>little
average height*
>fucking fruit
wrong

Probably, not much point reminiscing.
A good cure for headaches is distractions :3

Yes

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>claiming to be a straight man
>Implying Kiki isn't the straightest part of this board

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I am 19 but everyone I know tells me I resemble a 15 year old kid. Do I have a hormone deficiency?

i'm tired too you dumb nig

speakin of which im off to bed because you guys are too fucking dumb to even attempt communication right now
kiwi saying hes not gay when hes gaying with sweden, sayin hes not little when he weighs anything below 70kg

peace out niggas

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Fuckin probably at this point.

Night my nigga, hope you feel less shit than I do at some point.

I hope this serves as a valuable distraction then!
Maybe you should take a small nap if the headache gets worse though.

Night neko~

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im gonna be hungover and my mood is already shite from the amount of down syndrome that goes on here
u have downs

Drink some water nigga

>gaying with sweden
There is literally nothing wrong with wanting to kiss Norwegian boys. And goodnight.

Well it's 12:00 now so I gotta go study. Have a nice rest of the evening~

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youre all so dumb but i should not spend my time calling u dumb
this the true meaning of pain

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GO TO BED BITCH