This is a gay thread

This is a gay thread.
Don't talk. Just post.

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i'm not gay i swear

Que boardwide panic

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post

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shhh

Cute kiwi. Check.
Cute Israel who wants a bf. Check.
Cute burger. Check.
Cute brazil. Check
Qt bumstead...ch-checked...

NOW WHIP EM OUT IT'S TIME FOR THE GAE TEST!

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fuck me daddy please aheeeeeeeeeee

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Say that again I dare you

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ban assault nekos

open the gates

Never they're the best

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You seem hesitant in checking me, why's this?

*unzips dick*
OwO
.....show me your bepper OwO

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I really wanna get my butt stuffed uwu

You have the gae. Next.
You definitely have the gae.
Gae.
Because you're a confusing case....how did you get back in line?
You have a terminal case of the gae.
Congrats.
*kisses you on the cheek*

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no

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*licks you on the neck* :3c

>how did you get back in line?
I'm am dumb because this sentence doesn't make sense to me?

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nice

>that image
I see you're a man of substance as well.
*kisses you on the lips and whispers in your ear*
You're not gae enough for me sweetie :3
You've already been checked. I checked you months ago.
Why would you get back in line for another gae test?
nice

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>I see you're a man of substance as well.
I'm the one that introduced boi tomoko to Jow Forums. You're welcome.

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nice

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Very nice

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>months
I don't recall this. Explain yourself.

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oh really? >w<
*grinds on your thigh*

who don did it

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If hexes, Jow Forums is a gay board

blow it out your mama gayposters
you should be put in the eternal lake of fire

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If hexes, Jow Forums is a gay board.

darn

Probably picked this disease up from you then. I now have an obsession. I just wish I had more of him.
Oh you definitely have the gae I know that.
How are you sweetheart? OwO
When I first saw your name. I was pretty certain you had the gae. :3
Pretty sure you have the gae.
Watch and learn kiddo.

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So close johnny. Next time you'll get 'em.

bant has been hexed

nice

At least you tried.
Seems like we're the only ones trying anymore.
*boops your bepper*
OwO

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I'm doing great!

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not nice

What's about it? Nothing gay about the name Bumstead.

How do I deal with my urge to suck cocks? Just jerk off until it goes away?

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Really excited for well....not here.
Nonetheless
Everyone this is my assistant Dr. Cute. He's going to help me test you for gae today.
If you get even the slightest erection throughout any of the following posts. YOU HAVE DA GAE BOI XDXDXD
*gently caresses your cheek*

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mmm bum very nice

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Here, try some deep anal to help you with your urge.

If that doesn't work, maybe you should get onto your knees and open wide.

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You are terminally gae. Like holy shit bro calm down. That's...wow...
I don't know there was just something about you. The way you posted about flowers and teased lightly at the gay posters just set me on the right track.
I can't say whether you're gay or not. :3
Suck cocks of course. Hit up a fucking grindr app or something. I don't know. Do whatever you would do to meet people just make them men and be a huge slut.

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And I'm gonna test *thoroughly* for the gae.

*leans into your hands*
Make sure to wash in between! Sanitation and hygiene are very important! :)

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Hey Normie, Cute and Nice.

How are all of my favorite gay boys doing today?

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I'm doing great! :3

pretty nice

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*embraces you close and falls onto the floor*
Thoroughly eh? Well I guess I'll have to be thorough too...
Good leafman. Usual trouble in paradise but nothing I can't handle.
How are you? I'm pretty sure you have a case of the gae by the way in case I mixed your chart up.

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Simply a preposterous idea that someone would like something girly like flowers to the level like i do to have teh gae.

A case of gae would be a major understatement.

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Also I am doing well, please enjoy this blowjob gif, to which i assume each and every one of you here would perform just as good, if not better at giving a deep, tongue riddle, sperm sucking, cock pleasing, jizz drinking blowjob with your effeminate man-loving lips.

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Mmmmmmmmm pretty sure you have a case of the gae.
How do you eat a hotdog?Like a bratwurst not a nasty amerinigger dog.
Yeah that's right you're with me with the true gaes. Woot high five. Okay now then.
Stay in the thread to do gay things and don't do gay things anywhere else on bant.

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*I let out a soft grunt as we fall to the floor*
OwO

and here's some deep, penetrating tentacle love in case you boys didn't get enough the first time~

Make sure you pay attention to how easily the tentacles glide in and out of his lubed up boipussy.

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that would be an understatement leaf man

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HOT

I particularily enjoy how while he's being slowly fucked with big, mascline tentacles, he's being fed a constant light mouthfucking of jizz and cock, just to keep him in that glazed over state of effeminate submission type lust for being used like a cock-sleeve.

And the rubbing of his cock is also a nice touch.
Though it'd be better if those two tentacles were rubbing his body instead of flailing.

>black bars
Well, at least my virgin eyes are not violated

You my good sir are off your rocker. I will tell you how I would eat one, and I a sure you nothing is gay about it. Well first you want to make sure the meat is covered in liquids, like mustard or ketchup. then make sure you grip the buns, not too hard you don't want them to break but also not to light, just firmly grasp it. Then you move your mouth around the meal making sure your lips are around the whole thing then consume it. Make sure you get all of it, don't want to waste a single drop of it.

I agree. Binding, pulling in, wrapping around him- ooh, maybe even if you're into body modification, it could inject him with chemicals to make him into even more of a slutty trap that loves and constantly craves cock! big, fat veiny cocks that easily slip in past the lips and pump into that warm mouth, balls slapping up against their chin lightly as they're face fucked into a haze of lust and cock- love~

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image how much he would cum with how much girth those dicks have

He'd be a cute little cock cumming faucet of jizz while being fucked over and over, getting spunk all over his soft little body while he eagerly sucks and slurps like a good little cock-entranced dick riding sissy whore. That's the kind of boy i'd rut for hours on end were i lucky enough to have one. just chains, leather, toys and most importantly, thick, juicy COCK.

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he'd be full of cum and not stop asking for more after he's done

mmmhmhmhm...yes, a cute cum squirting little trap in a pool of still warm cum, worn out and begging for cock like a good boy.

That's a perfect image.

who could deny that
that would be really nice

It sure would. especially if their belly looked faux pregnant whilst filled with said thick, gooey jizz~

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normie are you still here?

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I keep scaring everybody away with my supergae.

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nah i just hing he's busy.

don't worry it scares off only straights

*I wrap my arms around you and bite you gently on the neck*
Think you can handle it right here in front of all these potentially gae watchers? ;3
>don't want to waste a single drop of it
And just like that you have the gae ;3
I hear you enjoy flowers as well. I'll bet you have a cute boi flower OwO

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Nah, he had to get Subway for the wife.

how caring, a delicious 12 inch sandwich :3

Not at all I'm still here leafman.
Yes yes! Keep going with your super lewd but less porn. Don't want to get a ban qt.

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Anybody ever pollinated your flower bumstead?

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ooh nice I want to share something with you that's nice and long

Aaaahn!
M-maybe!

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>nice and long
Oh dear. I hope it's not too long...
*run my hand down your side and softly caress your thigh*
I'm sure you can handle it. Besides we do lewd things in front of Jow Forums all the time.
*licks your earlobe*
Come on tell me about your flowers. I heard your flower shop was doing so well.

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mmmmm~mmmmm!
It's true!
*I sprout a boner as you stimulate my sense*

*notices your boner and rubs the tip*
I love doing things like this to you. Embarrassing you in front of the community that will always remember you.
Don't you have anything to say for your lewd actions?
*nibbles your ear*

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don't worry it's not too long!
*pulls down pants*

*my boner twitches as you rub the tip*
*I put my hands on your hand*
Aaaaaaah~
I don't have to be accountable for my lewd actions!
>inb4 lurking kiwi

My flower shop is always doing well.

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*watches you pull down you pant*
W-what?! N-nice I didn't realize....uh....um...m-m-my boy friend is right th-there.......
Oh and I do? You're so bad. All you ever want is to get pumped with cock and used for pleasure. Admit it.
*reaches into your pants and starts stroking your cock*

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Haaaaaaaah~
*I twitch as you reach into my pants and stroke my cock*
My body is built for pleasure!

And you know my favorite flower. You're the best bumstead.
You know your name has the word bum in it. That might have tipped me off to you having the gae.
*push you over onto your back pinning your wrists above your head and lift up your shirt*
You always enjoy it all too much. You get too much pleasure. What are you going to do if someone finally handles you and uses you like you're supposed to be?

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*licks your nipple*

He can share if he wants too! Besides I can resist you feel you are not ready
*starts to pull up pants*