What do you do when you want to fuck someones ass?

What do you do when you want to fuck someones ass?

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Shock therapy.

Become a christian.

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Self control

I masturbate

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nice fetish

Make them comfortable with fucking you.
If you make everything weird like a fagit,
you might have fucked up.

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i have this shirt ! :]

me 2

Why though

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hehehe :]

i got it a long while ago ;]

Cute

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one of my my friends bought it for me too! heheheee :3

so gay

My friend just buy alcohol, lucky you

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:3
alcohol makes go woooooaaaaaa.. :o

I hope you're a responsible drinker shortie

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i dont drink lol ;p

At all? Nothing wrong with light drinking

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Ask them nicely.

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the only "drugs" ive don is pharmaceutical when i get sick and caffeine in energy drink :]

Exactly the same here except add on alcohol
NZ has a terrible drinking culture anyway so I'm not surprised you want to stay out of it

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Kill someone.

use lube

You oil up

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put my favourite shirt on and go out for drinks

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I'll oil you up, boi

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>samefag

ha
he forgot which one he was

not even bro.

I drink see

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Flog myself with a cat o'nine tails with small fish hooks tied to the end and say 12 hail mary's

what? no our fathers? weak

host sleepovers, get really homoerotic without getting homosexual, then slowly weaken them to the idea