I want to be fucked by a kiwi so bad

I want to be fucked by a kiwi so bad

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Go see a psychologist

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Go buy one from the grocery store

Heyyyy I remember you!

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Why do you keep posting him Jelly? Please to dear god. Making my dick hard all the time.

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GO TO A PORN BOARD

thanks, y-you too

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>bestiality

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Do kiwis pronounce dick weirdly? Imagining how dirty talk would go?

How about a little light abuse?

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deck

Better

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Forced cross dressing?

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degenerate

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So like "steck ya deck in me"
I don't know if I should be into this or just confused

Yeah that's good as well

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I can't help posting best boy.

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Nah we don't change our I's into Es, thats an aussie thing

Baking him on his dirty mattress and licking his body all over?
You caused this. Stop doing it. Every time I see him I need to post him.

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But the other kiwi user said dick = deck

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Sounds fine to me

He's wrong

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You can't stop me.

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some kiwis say dick like deck and others dont lol

Conflicted

That's not how the accent goes though, I is stereotyped as sounding similar to U
I have a vocaroo in which I say both somewhere

lend him money

oh okay, please proceed to tell me about MY life

God damnit Jow Forums stop turning me gay, i dont wanna go back to prayer camp

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It's probably boring and not very fulfilling. You are either a student or NEET. Unlike to be in a relationship. Higher chance of being gay than normal. Nice legs.

your life sucks

How about wringing his shirt out after a hot summer day into a cup so you can drink it?
You will stop or post rares.

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>this thread

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>Nice legs
thanks bby~

You're welcome shortie

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I will never stop.

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FACT: kiwis can fit a whole deck between their thighs :]

Yo can you fact check that

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wanna come over and bust some myths? ;]

Sure I'd love to bust... myths... with you

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dumb gayposter

>gayposter
It's dumb slutposter now

*wosh* ur gay now.
Based and redpilled
You can't call me ghey if u act like this

I want to fuck you too