Cheapest and least painful way to kill myself?

Cheapest and least painful way to kill myself?

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Try VSED (voluntarily stopping eating and drinking).
And let me know how it goes because I might try it soon.

well if it goes well i'll be dead, so..

Well yeah but it won't happen instantly will it? You can tell me if it hurts or feels good or something after a few days.

ok i will let you know

Jump off a cliff. It's painless once you die.

streaming yourself jumping off a cliff lole

use a fork to open your main power fuse

pussy

thanks

I would go with this and your favorite hard liquor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide

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>way
just come to Russia.

head trauma, just bang it till you die, doesnt cost shit

>stream self drowning in river
>stream
>river
>get it

break your own neck

Why do you care about the cost? Take a loan out from the bank and make a ridiculous and grand spectacle out of your death. 'Man crashed plastic explosive and sex doll filled ferrari into orphanage, No survivors' or start a revolution and if you die then you'll die a martyr.

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because im broke

Just stop caring about anything. If you are serious about wanting to die, rather than kill yourself, you should do what ever you want whenever you want. Become homeless, travel around as a tramp, steal things, stowaway on ships. If your life means nothing to you, then you have been offered the ultimate freedom. Your actions hold no consequences because you no longer fear death. Have a whale of a time, let it all come crashing down.

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thats not a bad idea

If you're in Far North Queensland try fighting a cassowary. I can't promise you it'll painless, but it's quick and free plus you'll probably be on SBS news. if you're too scared for that just stick your head in a gas oven and turn on only the gas.

Then take a loan or rob a bank. You don't have to care about the consequences. You want to die anyway.
But at the end of the day you won't do it, because this is nothing more than a big larp.
You're just another useless bag of garbage begging for attention.

Black Widow Bite. Or any other poisonous animal in your country. Daft Cunt.

definitely this, the only true answer.

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Worst case scenario, join the military. You either die kicking and screaming as a soldier or you survive and come home with money in your pocket and some life experience. Life objectively means nothing. Enjoy it since you only have one go.

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>take out as many loans as you can, banks, loan sharks, the works
>buy parachute
>rent convertible sports car
>max out car on highway with roof down
>tie parachute around neck and pull cord
>neck broken instantly
>dead body is up in the sky floating down slowly
>on display for everyone to see and theres nothing anyone can do about it except wait for it to come down


bonus points if you do it naked or in a cockless fursuit

this

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Apparently half a cup of salt will kill even a 300ib adult not sure how.

pure sodium, or just salt?

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Don't kill yourself.

hanging from a high place, the fall will snap your neck and death will be swift

That is pretty cheap and not very painful, problem is it takes a while for those aids to kick in.

sodium, it's pink and highly reactive to water. Salt, sodium clorine isn't very reactive and won't kill you. (well, not in the short run, it will give you diabetes and heart problems and such)

yeah sodium's pretty much poison

Half a cup of sodium clorine is just a bowl of your average Asian soup

>Cheap
>Painless
I heard charcoal-burning suicide is the best one for that.