Be american

be russian, suck on putin's cock your whole pathetic life, act like a leaf, spread misinformation.
/thread

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>be leaf
>get raked

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>be american
>die for israel

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>be finnish
>do suicide

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Not true
Be australian get replaced by chinks

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>Be keknadian
>Elect Fidel Castro's son

>Be leaf
>Be leaf

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>be aussie
>get rapped to death by abos
>dingo eats body
>dingo shits it out
>emu eats shit grows stronger
>grows in population
>starts to elect emus
>emus holocaust all Australians
>Australian post quality vastly improves

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Funny thing is that people talking like this are not realizing that the white American population has around the same rates of gun crime as Europeans. All those shootings are being perpetrated by blacks/immigrants, which are currently being imported en masse into Canada and Europe, whose populations do not have a 2nd amendment to protect themselves from this violence. It's going to be a total shitshow. Think pre-Giuliani New York.

>be leaf
>be a faggot

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>be Assuie
>bow to emu overlords

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>It's going to be a total shitshow

It's going to be fun to watch.

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>be French
>get run over
>surrender
>80% tax raise because you didn't declare yourself dead

Getting shot is as american as apple pie. It's part of our culture and is enshrined in our constitution as a fundamental american right. You might laugh at us for getting shot, but I laugh at all of you for not getting shot.

> be aussie fuck can't win a fair game
> Do ball tampering
> Get's caught
> cries like a shameless beta cuck fag

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>be bong
>get stabbed
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>be pajeet
>scared of losing game to superior Aussies
>bite the fucking ball mid game

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Hmm, you win this time burger.

>be leaf on Jow Forums

>go home
>get shot

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Be American, let parents mutilate my genitals.

>be indian
>bowlers can't even bowl with a straight arm cause they're gay cunts

>tfw American and still haven't been shot

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>be bong
>let muslims mutilate my entire country
>let government infringe upon my ownership of literal spoons
>get reported for hatespeech by random american on Jow Forums
>goto jail for 5 years
>get out 5 years later
>be stabbed by shitskin
>die

> be beta cuck chink slave aussie
> provide pakistani players pic doing ball tampering as a rebuttal.

>poo

> Be french
> Go home
> Get runover by truck peace

>poo

You missed getting blown by a ahmed during ariana grande concert

>in

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Your mom mouth

>poo
>poo

>poo

>be poo
>shit in street
>bathe in shit
>die of hepatitis

>Be Canadian
>Have a pussy as leader

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>lou
tabarnak matheiu

>be Aussie
>die for America and Israel

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A smug Canadian with an unwarranted sense of superiority? My god I'd never thought I'd see the day.

>(poo)

shits on the street, wipes ass with hand, works customer service job for dell america. LOL

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>Be american
>get ready for combat operation
> die for israel

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>poo ;)

Well aren’t you a clever word smith

My Poo in your mom mouth ;)

>be indian
>poo

...

>Be american
>serve for israel interest
> die for israel

>poo

>poo

> le 56% muttface

>Tells your about your heritage

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>mutt

>le 100% never poo in loo

le fin

fucking hell can you say something funny instead of just poo over and over again. Pajeet is making you look like a pussy right now

fpbp

Do me a favor and subjugate Pakistan.

>emus

>can you say something different

>be Indian male
>have cuck porn on hard drive

> soon

>burn the coal pay the toll, poo

> Be amerimutt
> releases his dopamine while watching incet porn

I will use my 2nd amendment to self defend myself against niggers

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I don't release dopamine when I watch porn. I release cum.

By still living as a virgin you're already paying a toll.

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>i will poo not in loo

what's up with your shill filenames poo?

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> yeah sure why not

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>Canadian
>Go to school
>BING PAO LIAO ZHAO CHING BONG PANG
>Go to movie theater
>SHAO MEI LEI CHU ZING ZE PA
>Go to work
>NI HAO CHANG WANG LONG FAU DO

>be leaf
>stop child from cutting their dick off
>gets child taken by leaf cps
>misgender someone
>get fined
>get a bj from a dog

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>be british
>OI SIR DO YOU HEVE YOUR GROINTEXT LOICENSE?
>get 15 years in prison

>Be leaf pm a literal manchild
> uses people kind instead of mankind to define humanity I mean peoplenity

>go to bed
>
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Be Canadian can't afford your water bill work 70 hours, only have $23 left to buy food. Take billions of illegals, taking blacks from the Jews and you can't even pay your own bills Canada. that's hilarious . Then watch you make a fool of yourself in India to support some minor minor minority in your country to alienate the entire nation of India by supporting terrorists congratulations Canada you are number one!

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This thread is making me realize that the whole world is fucked.

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Test

HAHA

Rekt

>be poo
>have cuckold porn on pc
>each image posted has formatted filename
>images-xx.JPG
>.jpg
thought you guys were technologically smart or some SHIT

>be indian
>noone has guns
>noone shoots you
>proceed to shit in the street in peace