Here, right in this thread

Here, right in this thread
We are only allowed to
Reply with haikus

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don't know what that is
other than some weird poetry style the yanks seem to like and teach their kids
we don't

it seems that user
wasn't taught haikus at school
and is now a cunt

Bant was my loved home
Shit posters make bad content
bant is still my home

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yuor gay your gay your gay

damn son this looks nice
may this be a nice thread
niggas got no clue

maybe the faculty didn't want to look like morons in front of the Japanese exchange students

that gif is comfy
i feel so very at home
calm, content, happy

This is way to hard
Let us all do something else
Something that's fun

Sorry my brother
But the haiku you just wrote
Has 5, 6, 5 lines

it seems that heaven
is not a well cultured guy
how unsurprising

i am bumping now
because this thread is good fun
and should be enjoyed

a wild gaywi appears
he would rather be sucking dick
just to you me

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>Reply with haikus
Stopped reading right there

yet still you replied
with not a haiku at all
for you are a fool

shut up faggot
niggas wont tell me my shit
i have no poems

suck ass
eat my
asshole big yum yum juice

@4680011
No one gives a shit
Get out of this fucking thread
We will not miss you

>he would rather be sucking dick
>just to you me
???
Terrible poem btw

Guess any three line paragraph
Without rhyme or reason
Counts as a haiku now

You still got it wrong
Get the fuck out of my thread
Or step up your game

fantastic idea
give the noggin a joggin
this is a good thread

Bask in the beauty of Matsuo Basho's wonderful poetry:

On a withered branch
A crow has alighted –
Nightfall in autumn.

reply to this post
or you will die in your sleep
you're mom ghey lole

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illustrate me please
cant into 5 7 5 patterns
im a brainlet cunt

an awful shitpost
a (You) is my gift to you
just fuck off next time

English you must learn
Or else you will die alone
While I fuck your mom

there was a young faggot from wellington
who tried to bant with a skelington
his green text was lax
though his butt hurt be max
so he replied to the bait once again

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I'm from auckland
But that line is probably bait anyway

Dear Australian
Limericks aren't the way, it's
Haikus and the gay

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My dad slit his wrists
everyone tries to help but
why don't I feel sad?

ah, here comes a shitposter from ausfalia
if you asked him to be straight he would fail ya
but he brought a limerickal treat
how can haikus compete
a pooftah dressed up in poetic regalia

All my friends are dead
They have pushed me to the edge
All my friends are dead

open a Jow Forums thread
a total goddamn shitpost
it's a fucking leaf

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>inb4 not a haiku

just splitting up your post
into three long lines
does not make it a haiku

This guy has the right idea.