god I wish that were me...
God I wish that were me
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What's happening in this image?
Come over here and I'll show you
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU STUPID FUCKING KIWI?!?!?! USE YOUR FUCKING BRAIN
who are you quoting
Over where?!
Is it yoga?
Just here. It's my club room
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I'm gonna have to decline. I don't like the look of those cages or red light.
The cage is for my pet bird. The light's red because the bird's nocturnal and doesn't like bright lights.
C'mon, I promise it'll be fun
I mean if you want to pay for a flight to where ever you are then maybe. I could do with a holiday.
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Is your birdy a Bearded Vulture?
If, theoretically, you were to fly over, how often do you think friends or family would expect to hear from you? Would they get worried if you didn't get in contact for an extended period of time? Purely theoretically, of course.
Like once every two weeks? Why?
Sadly not. In fact, it's a cute little kiwi, and I've been meaning to get another so it has a new friend.
Oh, it's nothing really, the club room is just quite rural, so I can't guarantee you'd get signal
Well it's an interesting offer and I'll keep it in mind
I have to go run now though
Then I'll see you later, friend
Fun fact: The diet of the Bearded Vulture consists almost entirely of bones. Not meat, not skin, BONES.
Also, bothphotos are completely unaltered. That's how they look in real life. They're basically fucking dragons.
We all wish we were best girl.
i want to tickle her toes and soles. am i in the wrong?