>Be american
>Wipe your ass dry with paper
Why don't americans just get bidets? They make fun of Indians for not having toilets but they might as well shit in the streets if they're not gonna clean their asses correctly.
Why are americans so dirty
Noah Hernandez
Ian Fisher
most americans use wet wipes faggot
OP is a fag and wrong
Christopher Nelson
>gets other people ass juice in your ass
Gross
Chase Long
Bidets are a French invention, so by extension gay.
Just wipe with paper until there's blood
Jeremiah King
How do you think bidets work?
Gabriel Smith
>Not using your bare hands
Wyatt Jones
>Be USAfag
>Time to shower
>Get a bunch of wet wipes and just start wiping them around your body
>"Yeehaw, im clean, lets go to walmart"
Ryder Hall
>cleaning your body before you go to the shartmart
Elijah Turner
Mallwart
Matthew Sanchez
what about wet wipes?
Owen Stewart
Its still paper, not efficient as spraying with water
Jack Fisher
This.
Ian Rogers
okay but theres literally a blast of water going inside ur asshole how gay is that?
Robert Foster
Its not gay, water doesnt have a penis. Unless you russians use ice as dildos since there's nothing to do on that cold desolated forest you call home
David Jones
alright spain, so youre saying its only gay if you put a real penis in your asshole?
Eli Sanchez
Just use fucking toilet paper, faggot.
But fold it, don't crumple it like an american brainlet.
Logan Watson
Who has the time to fold shit covered toilet paper?
Justin Baker
You fold it before you wipe your ass.
Owen Hall
Camden Rivera
i make my paper soaking wet before wiping
Kevin Campbell
the fuck is wrong with your sick mind?
Joseph Bell
le based wet wipe poster
Carter Morales
Do you think Action Bronson uses wet wipes?
Nice triplos, too
Josiah Myers
>Shoots water into your ass
>ass water falls on the spray nosel
>ass juice in ass
Jaxson Parker
Im on the toilet as I am typing this. Guess what kind of device Im using?
Carson Clark
Dildo to push the shit back in
Nolan Ward
The toilet dont care how neat the toilet paper is when it goes down, all you gotta ensure is that It dont get clogged
Gavin Parker
That made me laugh out loud, and I think I scared the guy in the stall next to mine.
Christian Lopez
>not getting in the shower after taking a shit
Anthony Sanchez
“I had baby wipes in the pocket. I always carry that.” Action said when questioned about rapping in a port-a-john during a concert.
I have vague memories of vines from Action Bronson about how he only uses baby wipes.
Kayden Morales
Oh lawdy
James Bell
>russian
if an american posted this they're be 10 things of
>american education
Connor Perez
i feel logposter will be here soon
Easton Roberts
Try going to Greece they have bins for toilet paper..