Why do short men believe they are kangs?
Why do short men believe they are kangs?
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Bahahaha manlets know no humility.
I am 5'8.5". Would strongly consider suicide if I was 5'6" and lower. For my ideal mate, she would be anywhere between 5 feet to 5'8".
WE WUZ KANGZ TOO!
>Grouping 5'8 with 6-0
>tfw you’re actually king, king of the manlets
Most actual kings we're short though
If you have to count the half an inch, you're short
Testosterone has an inverse correlation with height. Manlet is a soyboy meme invented as a form of slave morality.
>tfw 5'5''
And I love it, I wish I was more smol. :3
>tfw am the babby knight
Just mordhau me please.
Not a bad message. Improving the self worth of men. But cringy delivery. Very womanish.
5'7" here. Hard to feel like a king when you look up to everyone literally haha
Fite me faggots
>6ft even
>Blonde hair
>Blue eyes
>Good genetics for building muscle
Thank you Jesus
Because I have a beautiful wife and kid while you're discussing what a genetic failure I am.
5'6" here.
It ain't nothing special.
>4'11'' and under BTFO!!!!
Currently 5'6'' with a 5' girl. My kids will be midgets but I love her so it's coo
Lanklet twink spotted.
Yeah he's pretty much just lowering the manlet bar
I'm 4"11.
Where do I fit in?
I'm 5'3" have a gf, have a career, make over 100k a year. Also, I'm not fat. You an do it follow manlets.
a locker
I am 5’11 and it truly bothers me that I am so short.
You're no king, as the chart says.
6'6" king here. Bow to me manlets
kek
How old are you? Are you a midget or something?
thats the joke
74.5" US Army certified
It's a U.S. black person thing.
Black women constantly go on about being queens, and showing off their "crown," whatever that means.
It's just for self-validation.
I'm 5'8, that makes me king of you manlets
I’m 5’9” 185lbs @ 10% bodyfat . I bet I have a better physique than you and stronger pound for pound
Black hair
Dark brown eyes
Jawline that can cut through diamond
Been trening hard since 16.
You’re inferior.
How’s it feel snownigger?
wat
dysgenics
6'6'' is telephone pole territory
i'm 6'2'', not too tall nor short
5'0-5'3 = trap yourself
5'4-5'7 = kill yourself
5'8-6'0 = manlet
6'1+ = king
Yeah, ever wonder why trannies are always freakishly tall?
at a children's party
5’8” = trans
Our Beautiful Leader was only 5'6", I did not stop him from instituting the greatest form of government known to man.
Reminder that 6'0'' is the perfect height.
>King
He came running at me, this dumb high born lanklet, thinking he could end the rebellion with a single swing of his sword. I knocked him down with the hammer, GODS I WAS TALL THEN.
Can you imagine being below 6ft tall? Must be worse than being a nigger
>Places food in top shelf
>Only people at the top have food
>Communism simulator achieved
The "short people are inferior" myth is fake ass propaganda promoted by Jew singer Randy "Short People got no reason to live" Newman
dont fall for the jewish tricks
t.manlet
6'2 is the cutoff faggot
You Asians always get so defensive about being Manlets
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm 6'0, glad I stopped there. 30 years old, still knocking my head on the frame of my car when I get in.
He's not wrong though, short dudes let women bring them down a lot. It's pathetic. Women have to much power over men, it's like roles reversed kek
The irony is that lanklets think they wuz Kangz when in fact most leaders were manlets, including the one Jow Forums worships the most
Where's that guy who argued being short meant sabre tooth tigers couldn't spot you in foliage?
I don't get why average height men get so butthurt about people being tall, it's not a big deal. Most women settle for men their own height or shorter anyway.
Also, look at this guy's tiny fucking hands lmao
>Does this tard actually think that song is about short people?
Gay little twink. You like it in the ass don’t you?
5'11 signing in. kang of the manlets
Don't worry, the horde of spics that are conquering our country will make you feel taller.
This. Very insightful
Being that short is only bad if you have an overly manly face as it makes you look weird, if you have a cute face than you can at least be a cute smol bean OwO
Have you considered hrt gay lil twink?
>women settle for short men
Nigga wat? Every single woman out there wants a guy taller than her
Not him, but I do.
>small hands
>not realizing he has 18 inch arms making them look small
This sort of thing is honestly female shit, bickering over physical characteristics that cannot be changed and making catty retorts. Really goes to show how feminized the West has become.
>Why do short men believe they are kangs?
being short is far better for humanity in an evolutionary sense. Gigantism, excessive height, is a defect caused by sexual selection and is detrimental to overall human healthy. Anything over 6 feet is ridiculously tall for a human.
m-maybe, why should you care!
n-notice me senpai...
Only a high test brain can apply nietzschean analysis to memes.
Lanklet spotted.
my parents are tall and i'm only 5 ft 7 maybe it will work out the opposite for you
Swallow your tongue you sniveling shrimp. I should smite you right now
Plenty of great boxers and UFC fighters are under 5'11
Height only matters on the court in basketball that were on the field in football. That's it.
6.1 emperor
>dad is 6'1
>i'm 5'9
Please tell me I have time left to grow lads.
How old are you?
>5’7” here
Phew no suicide for me
and you faggots say niggers aren't based
18
All my cousins are 6'0+, one of them is 6'5, IT'S NOT FAIR.
This. It's embarrassing. You fuckers should really hand back your balls because you don't deserve them.
anything less 7'6'' is a manlet height, you know it's true.
This
I look girlish when I shave my beard, also having a girly voice doesn't help either.
Imagine getting hit with that fist though.
Massive lb.s per square inch
~90% of men are below the "ideal height"
100% of women can't have 10% of the men. The sexual tension would make a neet al-Qaeda. Go outside, there are plenty of women who are with men who are either the same height or slightly shorter outside of degenerate urban areas.
You still have time to grow then , most men stop growing in their early 20s. (I don't think you're getting taller than 5'10 though , sorry)
6’ being the cut off is abitrary. What you are saying might be true but you should do research before spewing postulations. Everyone knows you are a manlet now and you have nothing to fight this.
how can everybody be a king? The definition of being a king is that you have other people who aren't kings to rule over, if there aren't any non-kings then there can't be any kings
Exactly, high testosterone is required in martial arts.
I’m confused, do you or do you not want to be percieved as a cute smol boy?
I was about 5,11 when I was 18. I got up to 6,1. Once you can grow a full beard, it means you’re done growing
Lanklet twinks don’t have balls.
It's not true, I'm 5'10 without shoes and I get passed over a shit-ton by women for taller guys who are 6+, even though I have a better face than them. The height obsession is absolute cancer and I hate how Jow Forums worships lanklets.