How do i kill myself

how do i kill myself

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Do a big jump
Spin around in the air
Land on your head
Snap your neck

Wait till you get old, then wait till an organ stop working
this is the based redpilled way to commit suicide

suicide is selfish. If your life is not work anything you might as well wait it out and try to improve other people’s life. Help people and stop looking for others attention towards your negative behavior. your life if meaningless but might not be to others. If you kill yourself you will release yourself from the pain but will give others the impact. By that you will only leave the world a worse place. Start out by telling you friends or parents or anyone something positive to improve their day.

but that's gay

the next time you have to pee suck in instead of pushing it out until the pee goes into youre heart

Stop living. 100% effectivity

sealed room with burning charcoal

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>suicide is selfish

You say that like its a bad thing. Suicide is for fucking pussies.

fag detected

my ideal suicide is to fuck some tranny hookers in a motel then get wasted & slit my wrists in the shower

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y would I ever want to help another person with anything if it didn’t directly benefit me

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Just jump from somewhere high/do not kys and treat your life like a game. Stop making those threads, it's dead obvious. Get it? DEAD obvious?
haha

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Helium method doesn't work anymore, they put more oxygen in the tanks

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mfw i still have the majority of the intro memorized years later.

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the senator.

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I might be judging to hard. Are all Americans like this. I fell like you have no desire to make this place more enjoyable. Is this logic wired into American children when they are being raised?

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jump off a large building (at least 7 storeys) or pipe your car exhaust fumes into your car

Whataumen? Suicide are bad and for the weak but the state of being dead is not. if your dead who cares if your a pussy

head goes under the train