>be me
>be involved in some inheritance-related conflicts
>researching my family tree
>gain access to the history of many family members
>whatremainsofedithfinch.jpeg
>get into it pretty deep
>discover that my grandma's cousin left for america at some point
>her name literally translates to Cage
>At some point they change their name for one reason or another
>Her son (I think?) Nicholas becomes an actor, hits it big.
>mfw I'm literally related to Nic Cage and there's nothing I can do to change that ever
Be me
Leo Reyes
Evan King
Joshua Miller
>filename
>bLOG
Dylan Torres
First time in Jow Forums?
>This is used for more than quoting fucking pleb
Brayden Murphy
I don't think I have ever made a worse thread in my long history of bad threads.
Ryan Lewis
Buy this hoodie and all your troubles will go away
Asher Thomas
oh no.
Oh no.
Brayden Murphy
oh YES
Elijah Rogers
You know, this isn't funny.
I was serious about me being related to the Beast.
How would you feel.
HOW WOULD YOU FEEL.
Parker Adams
Landon Carter
Are you consciously typing the way he talks
Or is it just your nature
Robert Foster
Jordan Nelson
Oh god.
I hadn't even noticed that.
Should I just an hero now?
Dylan Rodriguez
no you should buy this unitard
Lucas Richardson
Now that's just plain disturbing.
Gabriel Johnson
Don't talk that way about your uncle nick
Christian Rodriguez
>uncle nic
*shudder*
Jose Powell
Can we address the sheer amount of nic cage related clothes for a second?
Dominic Lee
At this point I'm pretty sure the list of things that has his face on them is shorter than the list of things that don't
Henry Robinson
How enticed are you by the idea of stealing the declaration of independence?
Isaac Reed
Well, it *is* a lot of money...