Anyone else in Auckland experiencing these crazy winds?

Anyone else in Auckland experiencing these crazy winds?
I swear something bad's gonna happen at any minute.

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I mean statistically I'm sure lots of bad things happen every minute, friend

But are the kakapo okay?

shouldn't have eaten that spicy food

the lights keep flickering !!!

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Very spooky! A tree fell down outside!

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RIP

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the thunder is scaring my sheep, it’s not getting into its lingerie. what do I do?

the quadless user

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deflate it

Now they will learn how to fly

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based

Okay, i spat on its cock, but it’s not moving. its eyes are open and its breathing is very light. please help

God damn it Carlos

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stop giving it those shite aussie beers

Tornado in National Park mate.

God hates Australia. Land of the sodomite damned.

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how about you quit chuggin cum, cum guzzler

vegemite marmite and even promite but I never saw no sodomite in coles m8

mark my words if you talk shit I will fucking fuck your ass this statement can be used to testify against me in UK kangaroo court because there will be a dick in your ass and it will be my dick

I don't chug cum
I'd need like 50 guys to cum in a cup or something for that
Ew

the logistics are just so impractical

sup bro. Wellington here. you don't know shit about wind. shut the fuck up.

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A roof has blown off a house just down the street from me on Lauderdale Rd in Beach Haven.
They reckon winds out on Manukau Heads gusting to 200kph. This shit is getting scary.

You guys get tornados?

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Kiwi btfo by god

what a cunt
bloody wellingtonians

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Yeah we get quite a few but they're usually small scale. Last fatal one was 6 years ago. 3 guys killed in Auckland.

i.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/8049307/Fatal-Auckland-tornado-Police-name-victims

While you are all here,let me point out that pic related is called a blue waffle

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Holy shit thats allota damage

try living in the Midwest

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I live in new england. We get noreasters. Which means we get allota snow dumped on us and power goes out somtimes, and roads become slippery as fuck.

Same here
It's still snowing

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Still?!

It stopped snowing in NH a few days ago! Are you In maine or somthing?

so is the meat cannon that shot you out

I prefer it where its too cold for poisonous sneks to live.

IT'S LOW 17 DEGREES HIGH 36 DEGREES.
IT'S LIKE DECEMBER NEVER LEFT

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NOT DECEMBER!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I dont know how to respond to that. That was a good response.

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RIP, you were good posters

Are you in alaska or somthing?

>all kiwi posters die
mfw

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Iowa

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How the heck is it snowing in Iowa and not in NH?

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IDK

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Dont they always win the ashes In soccer or somthing?

>mfw no cute kiwi legs anymore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Same desu

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>fort dodge
is there a fort duck and fort hide?

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t.prev
Now what?
I don't work to day.
Both

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>Fort nite

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be safe kiwis!!

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That's a very cute anime

Kiwis were the italian blackshirts of the great emu wars.

>

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No I dont actually play it.

Neither do I.

hi I have no power !

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I hope all you JAFFAs die. Aucklands too big now anyway.

F

how are you posting then you fat retard

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You will not be missed.
Amen

Ever heard of smartphones and cellular data?

Das not good. You got candles? Or lamps? I guess the flashlight on your phone will do.

Please don't die

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phone data :]

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Silly frogposter

Wow, you went from Kiwiland to Moldova real fucking fast friendo, tell me how you did that plz

yeah i have a torch and my phone torch :]]

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kek bluepilled amerimutt
lmao based

Why do you guys call them torches?

Nigger magic.
The abbos taught me the secrets

Figured you'd save that for something important but I guess there's no limit to the degeneracy of a kiwi

I see

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i'll try not to !

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>he doesn't have external batteries
a phoneposter will always remain a phoneposter friendo.

I hug you tight in these trying times!

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You are in australia and also a tornado. Could you be any more fucked?

He is from New Zealand...

because 'flash light' sounds like something a gay child would say

you tell me

thank u !!!

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Well kinda yea....

Their flags look so similar!

May the comfiness of my hugs keep you from being scared and help you survive the tornado!
New Zealand has red stars while Australia has white starts...

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Wait, the tornato is in new zealand? Isnt new zealand a small island?

Oh

Don't worry!
It's okay to learn something new everyday!

Okey

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Don't encourage the amerifart it will only make him bolder

i feel stronger now ! roaaaar!!! watch out storm...

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People make mistakes and as long as they are honest about them when you point them out, they can better themselves

BRITBONG GIB ME YOUR OIL

The storm is nothing for you!
I know you will be fine since you are my cute little strong kiwi!

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show it your thighs
that will show it whos boss

youtube.com/watch?v=bsgBCdK01oI

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Amerifarts are incapable of improvement

I AM THE BEGINNING
I AM THE END
I AM THE SHIT LORD GOD KING
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