Anyone else in Auckland experiencing these crazy winds?
I swear something bad's gonna happen at any minute.
Anyone else in Auckland experiencing these crazy winds?
I mean statistically I'm sure lots of bad things happen every minute, friend
But are the kakapo okay?
shouldn't have eaten that spicy food
the lights keep flickering !!!
Very spooky! A tree fell down outside!
RIP
the thunder is scaring my sheep, it’s not getting into its lingerie. what do I do?
the quadless user
deflate it
Now they will learn how to fly
based
Okay, i spat on its cock, but it’s not moving. its eyes are open and its breathing is very light. please help
God damn it Carlos
stop giving it those shite aussie beers
Tornado in National Park mate.
God hates Australia. Land of the sodomite damned.
how about you quit chuggin cum, cum guzzler
vegemite marmite and even promite but I never saw no sodomite in coles m8
mark my words if you talk shit I will fucking fuck your ass this statement can be used to testify against me in UK kangaroo court because there will be a dick in your ass and it will be my dick
I don't chug cum
I'd need like 50 guys to cum in a cup or something for that
Ew
the logistics are just so impractical
sup bro. Wellington here. you don't know shit about wind. shut the fuck up.
A roof has blown off a house just down the street from me on Lauderdale Rd in Beach Haven.
They reckon winds out on Manukau Heads gusting to 200kph. This shit is getting scary.
You guys get tornados?
Kiwi btfo by god
what a cunt
bloody wellingtonians
Yeah we get quite a few but they're usually small scale. Last fatal one was 6 years ago. 3 guys killed in Auckland.
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While you are all here,let me point out that pic related is called a blue waffle
Holy shit thats allota damage
try living in the Midwest
I live in new england. We get noreasters. Which means we get allota snow dumped on us and power goes out somtimes, and roads become slippery as fuck.
Same here
It's still snowing
Still?!
It stopped snowing in NH a few days ago! Are you In maine or somthing?
so is the meat cannon that shot you out
I prefer it where its too cold for poisonous sneks to live.
IT'S LOW 17 DEGREES HIGH 36 DEGREES.
IT'S LIKE DECEMBER NEVER LEFT
NOT DECEMBER!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I dont know how to respond to that. That was a good response.
RIP, you were good posters
Are you in alaska or somthing?
>all kiwi posters die
mfw
Iowa
How the heck is it snowing in Iowa and not in NH?
IDK
Dont they always win the ashes In soccer or somthing?
>mfw no cute kiwi legs anymore
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Same desu
>fort dodge
is there a fort duck and fort hide?
t.prev
Now what?
I don't work to day.
Both
>Fort nite
be safe kiwis!!
That's a very cute anime
Kiwis were the italian blackshirts of the great emu wars.
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No I dont actually play it.
Neither do I.
hi I have no power !
I hope all you JAFFAs die. Aucklands too big now anyway.
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how are you posting then you fat retard
You will not be missed.
Amen
Ever heard of smartphones and cellular data?
Das not good. You got candles? Or lamps? I guess the flashlight on your phone will do.
Please don't die
phone data :]
Silly frogposter
Wow, you went from Kiwiland to Moldova real fucking fast friendo, tell me how you did that plz
yeah i have a torch and my phone torch :]]
kek bluepilled amerimutt
lmao based
Why do you guys call them torches?
Nigger magic.
The abbos taught me the secrets
Figured you'd save that for something important but I guess there's no limit to the degeneracy of a kiwi
I see
i'll try not to !
>he doesn't have external batteries
a phoneposter will always remain a phoneposter friendo.
I hug you tight in these trying times!
You are in australia and also a tornado. Could you be any more fucked?
He is from New Zealand...
because 'flash light' sounds like something a gay child would say
you tell me
thank u !!!
Well kinda yea....
Their flags look so similar!
May the comfiness of my hugs keep you from being scared and help you survive the tornado!
New Zealand has red stars while Australia has white starts...
Wait, the tornato is in new zealand? Isnt new zealand a small island?
Oh
Don't worry!
It's okay to learn something new everyday!
Okey
Don't encourage the amerifart it will only make him bolder
i feel stronger now ! roaaaar!!! watch out storm...
People make mistakes and as long as they are honest about them when you point them out, they can better themselves
BRITBONG GIB ME YOUR OIL
The storm is nothing for you!
I know you will be fine since you are my cute little strong kiwi!
show it your thighs
that will show it whos boss
Amerifarts are incapable of improvement
I AM THE BEGINNING
I AM THE END
I AM THE SHIT LORD GOD KING
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